The AntiKris

Photobucket Misanthrope. Sweetie Pie. This tumblr thingy is an attempt to let society into my mental ghetto and to share my daily irritations, inspirations, and investigations....
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Today::

I had a pretty major celebrity client whom I just cant blog about because it would be wrong professionally.  All I will say is, most insane client experience I’ve yet to have.  

Now she’s laying face first in my sofa and singing Fiona Apple

I’ve gotta be honest with you. When I smoke pot, I see ghosts G
I am taking my bra off G-Should I be concerned?  The vagine, the bra…..

Now she’s trying to put back on nylons and fell over

I’d buttfuck him! G-After seeing a hot pic of Barack Obama
oooh, that smells like garbage G-after she farted

(Source: billydarley, via barackobama)

And………..

I’ve just seen vagina

MY breasts are wonderful

G

This came from nowhere, FYI.  We’re watching Due Date.  No breasts, just 2 men and a dog.  Out of nowhere.