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First serious LOL of the day. Shit eating insect. Awesome
Misanthrope. Sweetie Pie. I complain a lot, because there's a lot to complain about. I laugh a lot. I am just your run of the mill NYC asshole with lots of sass and a nice ass. This tumblr thingy is an attempt to let society into my mental ghetto and to share my daily irritations, inspirations, and investigations....
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First serious LOL of the day. Shit eating insect. Awesome
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AMAs: Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” / “Speechless.”
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The glass breaking, the piano on fire. Just amazing.
Hah. “Break Glass In Case Of Staggering Live Performance”
Ok Lady Gaga, we get it. You dance around in a weird outfit, then slow it down to show your “vocal abilities”. Yes, you can dance. Yes, you have a good voice. I dont mind you all that much….but switch it up honey, you’re predicable. xxAntiKris
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There’s simply no defense for what’s going on unless both of the following unlikely scenarios apply to you:
1. You want to wear capri pants.
2. You have an 11 inch cock.
It’s one thing to pursue the androgynous ideal as hipsters are wont to do, it’s another to look like an adult who has shat his cloth diapers.
You’re a failure.
What you see could save a kid’s life.
Congrats to my lover, Frangry who just purchased her very own apartment. I cant wait to come over and watch Queen Latifah movies and eat Korean candy. <3
I dont believe this to be true because that would mean I believed there was someone out there who actually wanted to have sex with your roommate. Good God
The walls are super paper thin. If one of us is getting laid, the other is bound to hear it. It’s extremely awkward and not the best way to get to know your roommates. Last night, I couldn’t take it anymore and I switched my bedroom around. It looks a million times better and there’s actually a bit more room now that the bed is on the opposite wall.
I am hoping two bookcases up against the opposite wall will help with the noise because there’s already been one faker (extremely loud) in one of those bedrooms and it certainly wasn’t me.
The funniest part is my large mirror is now at the foot of my bed and as my friend pointed out last night, “dude, um, I think you have a sex mirror.”
Sex mirror > sound of roommate having sex
See how much fun it is to live in New York City!!!!
Just answer “C” for everything. Or fill in the boxes to make a middle finger. That is what I always did for multiple choice
Who wants to put me out of my misery? One, clean gunshot to the temple should do it.
Maybe I’m delirious from all the blood loss I suffered earlier today when I sliced a chunk out of my finger.