The AntiKris

2009

2008

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Apparently the New York Times doesn’t feel they need...
Nov 7th
A Beginner's Guide to Pedobear, the...
Nov 7th
Krisanne: when did you grow a blood pumping vessel?!
me: Shhh, don't tell anyone - it'll ruin my rep.
Krisanne: It'd ruin your rep if I told people you didnt fuck on the first date.
me: But then you'd just be lying
Nov 6th
Did we have sex with Neanderthals? Aren't we...
Nov 6th

why

themattsmith: folkinz: do fools fall in love don’t we do it in the road yawannabringmedown ...
Nov 6th
Nerds ;-) paintthetownred: (via mikehudack &...
Nov 6th
I you google “Yankee Parade 2009” you get...
Nov 6th
Thank you to Jolie and Matt who got me drunk enough to fall asleep without thinking.  Goal reached!
Nov 6th
GPOYW.  Last week’s Diesel party version
Nov 4th
Pretty Much New York
Nov 4th

I would love...

I think it is a mixture of douchebag parents, being a loser your whole life, then using alcohol as a...
Nov 4th
Forklift FAIL
Nov 4th
Dumbass turns herself in for driving drunk
Nov 4th
Love her
Nov 4th
First LOL of the day! walpaper: antikris: The mixture of shit I ate today is creating some...
Nov 4th
The mixture of shit I ate today is creating some cruel and unusual goulash in my belly.  Thank God I...
Nov 4th
“So what you’re saying is that I could be getting free...”
— Henry James
Nov 4th
2 of which belong to my parent’s!!! baxterp2: I am...
Nov 4th

I now know the best way to get your...

Nah man.  Now that I have a boyfriend none of those internet types speak to me anymore!  I guess...
Nov 4th

I now know the best way to get your...

Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or...
Nov 4th
caro:peterfeld:jollilama: Geologists confirm that a...
Nov 3rd
How much longer does this DB need to be in the public eye?...
Nov 2nd
caro:johncarney: Gravestone From 1799 Is Found in...
Nov 2nd

buy your yankee cap while you still can,...

(via biteofpythias) I’ve been a bandwagon fan for 5 years and owned my hat for 3.  Does that...
Nov 2nd

Call me a bandwagon fan if you must

But this is why I lurve the Yanks.  They’re just great to watch
Nov 2nd
Nov 1st
frangry: If I see one more picture of Julia Allison pointing her toes with those munchkin looking...
Nov 1st