The AntiKris

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The beginning of the night.  This is going to be a bad, bad...
Oct 31st
She wins sexy Halloween
Oct 31st
Henry wins Halloween.  I wouldnt let that dude fuck me with...
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
“Dating someone is great and all, but my razor cost has...”
— AntiKris
Oct 30th
Touche, V. Touche. HAHAHA fleshblocks: SCOUTIE HAS NO...
Oct 30th
Shocked?  Do I think everyone on here likes me…….NO.  Do I care……NO. ...
Oct 30th
Warch Watch
onemoretimewithfeeling: Wow, it seems like only yesterday that David Hasselhoff was eating...
Oct 30th
Um V, rotate your pics, dummy!  SCOUT!!!  Weirdo kitty ...
Oct 30th
Daily Dose of Moss.  For you, lover. xx
Oct 30th
What’s more pathetic?  One angry, most likely agoraphobic whore with a laptop and a wifi...
Oct 30th

PMS Party

I’m Check
Oct 30th

Soup

Who cares. xx AntiKris
Oct 30th

Oh Indie Kid, you are entertaining.

“Actually it’s not hatred for women that we have, it’s hatred for complete morons on tumblr,...
Oct 30th
Listen Listen
peterwknox:taramichelle: Dashboard Confessional VS. Brand New - The Quiet Screaming
Oct 30th
dhk: )
Oct 30th
You risk taker, you.  :) blakeley: Various hair styles I’ve...
Oct 30th

emokid thinks I care.

internetanus:oooohindiekid:internetanus: How many times are you going to tell me I’m confused...
Oct 30th
cbeth: I love that little trash compactor.
Oct 30th

Reminder:

Tuesday, November 4th.  Election Night.  Plug Uglies.  20th St & 3rd Ave in Manhattan.  8pm. ...
Oct 30th
GPOYW.  The whore costume version, sans devil ears.  
Oct 30th
Listen Listen
frangry: Michael Jackson’s Thriller. I’ve been waiting to post this for Halloween, but suckafuck...
Oct 30th
Plot to kidnap Obama revealed I know, it’s...
Oct 29th
disapprovingmonkey: miltnr: disapprovingmonkey: It amuses me that my brother’s girlfriend...
Oct 29th
I think JA’s dating and diet advice blows, but this is...
Oct 29th
zaftig: i miss the days of halloween being completely unsexy
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
I think the dead animal adds just a lil sometin extra, dont you?
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
Just a friendly reminder, Bible Belt America…Election Day is November 8th. :)
Oct 29th
peterwknox:markyb:nickmcglynn: CAR CHASE on MSNBC right...
Oct 29th

Myspace.com community is in shock as...

Myspace.com officials and Federal agents were in shock this morning when Nudawn was arrested at 2:30...
Oct 29th

Trying to reach parents

AntiKris: You havent called me back in a week?! What the hell?
Dad: You'll live
Oct 29th
GPOYW.  The “fuck you customer, I hate you”...
Oct 29th
Tyra Banks.  Tranny.  Trashy. 
Oct 29th
“Here’s to hoping America is more of an ageist society...”
— AntiKris
Oct 29th
borednyc:shiningstar: My biggest fear for next week…
Oct 29th
“NOW BECAUSE I CHOSE TO DO WHAT WAS NATURAL TO ME AND...
Oct 29th
nickmcglynn:
Oct 29th

Today has been one of those punch...

borednyc: Yeah, just wait until you’re 29 and the repetition has been 10 years strong.  The...
Oct 28th
“Fuck it’s cold”
— AntiKris
Oct 28th
bikerfish: Reblog this, bitches! (These I could do...
Oct 28th
I miss my family.  I need to get married or die or something...
Oct 28th

crushed

malty: Well Crap. I have a work crush. Which can only mean that I’m going to start getting up...
Oct 28th
walpaper:via spacelola Yes please.  The one time a friend...
Oct 28th

Halloween Plans

nudawn:  My whore costume trumps your whore costume.  FTW! Did you really need to add...
Oct 28th

Halloween Plans

I have a whore costume.  I have no ambition to do anything.  I bought the whore costume not sure it...
Oct 28th
whatcriscilikes:soupsoup:(via buffoonery) I ignored this...
Oct 28th
Warch Watch
I would have rather sat through 2 hours of this.  To Be Or Not To Be=FAIL disapprovingmonkey: This...
Oct 28th
christinahaberkern: What a delight to open up my email and...
Oct 27th
Listen Listen
caro: Reckoner - Radiohead (Diplo Remix) I like this one.
Oct 27th
Some public service announcements right up my...
Oct 27th
I love the Manhattan Mini Storage ads.  They are just oh so...
Oct 27th
Elizabeth Hasselbeck may be a flippin retard, but I’ve...
Oct 27th
I think this is the guy who sexually harrassed me on the...
Oct 27th
This gives the term “dressing like trash” a...
Oct 27th
“Fix one pipe, you’re not a plumber. Hammer one board, you’re...”
— Suckafuck
Oct 27th
zaftig:(via lf00025) i am fuckin’ full of it!
Oct 27th
I really hate her.  She’s 15, a horrible role model,...
Oct 27th
Um what? 8 year under supervision with an...
Oct 27th
She's not a lesbo, she just likes HER cunt a...
Oct 27th

Happy 104th Birthday, NYC Subway!

nickmcglynn: Oh, NYC Subway, you don’t act a day over 75! Some key dates and events: On October...
Oct 27th
Jennifer Hudson's Nephews body found
Oct 27th
Git er done, gurl.  Apparently you cant buy class. 
Oct 27th
Good God.  She is 25 years old.  Drugs are bad, kids.
Oct 27th
Currently watching to E True Hollywood Story on Heidi Klum....
Oct 27th
Warch Watch
This was great
Oct 26th
Pub serves human shit disguised as "ice...
Oct 26th
My BF just looked at me and started yelling “vulva, vulva”.  I am kind of scared
Oct 25th

Put my link back, bitch

Oct 25th
“I follow her blog, in all it’s scatalogical sexual detail.”
— –My co-host Andy, on The...
Oct 25th

Near misses

I called into Frangry’s radio show last night and the topic was “near misses”.  I...
Oct 25th
I have a story about the cookies.  Let’s just say the last time I had the cookies i didnt...
Oct 25th

The girl next door has been getting laid...

If it were Diplo, she wouldnt mind.  frangry: It’s driving me INSANE.
Oct 25th
Drawings under the influence of LSD
Oct 25th

The REAL non society

Dating advice: Carry deodorant and wet ones in your purse at all times.  Those Oral B Brushups are...
Oct 24th

Non Society

markyb: Hey Kris. Long time listener, first time caller. I can completely understand your...
Oct 24th

Non Society

So I dont think I have ever looked at their website until now.  I just see what everyone reblogs and...
Oct 24th
dazzlingdelta:lickystickypicky:sisforsara: Pumpkin Cheese...
Oct 24th
Cutest Hollywood family ever.
Oct 24th
OOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Oct 24th
This makes me think of “milk, milk, lemonade, around...
Oct 24th
This kid looks like she’s missing a few chromosomes. ...
Oct 24th

My Advice on Dating

cbeth: 1. Be Yourself. 2. Eat 3. Don’t play games. That is all. Dont forget the blowjobs! 
Oct 24th
henryeatspeople: O.M.G…. I just found my Halloween...
Oct 24th
Woman! What is your ish today? Relax......
Oct 24th

Score!

Buffalo Bill just started following me on Twitter
Oct 24th

On voices

AntiKris: I hate my voice
Frangry: Mine is worse
AntiKris: no. I sound all nasaly and annoying, yours is cute and annoying.
Frangry: Thanks?
AntiKris: you and I have shrill, high pitched, annoying voices
AntiKris: and when we're drunk, together, we're awful
Frangry: AWFUL
AntiKris: We out shriek one another and just get louder and louder
Frangry: God we're annoying bitches. If I wasnt one of us, I would beat us up
Oct 24th
Pocketnovel looks hot in that pic…oh wait ...
Oct 24th

AntiKris' dating advice

It’s called a blowjob, bitch; and you’re late to work yuk yuk yuk
Oct 24th

Note to NonSociety

whatcriscilikes: Admitting to an eating disorder does not make you edgy.  It also doesn’t excuse...
Oct 24th
“is she a great big fat person?”
— Buffalo Bill
Oct 24th

Broadway show

Thank you to all applicants, however the position has been filled.  Nudawn lapped that shit up...
Oct 24th
My lesbian crush just got a bit more intense
Oct 24th
OMG Frangry!  Look, Dunst has Flinstone hands too!
Oct 24th
Get real Henry, of course I have!!!  henryeatspeople: So...
Oct 24th
“not dinner, as it’s too much pressure to eat in front of him...”
— A Chat With Julia Allison -...
Oct 24th
Let your fart flag fly
Oct 24th
My BF sent me a pic of him after running 5 miles in 36 minutes.  I sent him a picture of my donut
Oct 24th

Support Bacteria, it's the only culture...

Him: ha. culture, what a prick
Him: you're so lame
AntiKris: eat my ass
Him: There's a different kind of culture up there.
AntiKris: Gross
Him: well stop saying lame, douchegirl shit like "ugh, none of my friends have 'culture' "
AntiKris: again, eat my ass....but this time do it after I've had a burrito
Him: my urine smells like burnt cookies today
Oct 24th

About last night......

So last night we decided to head over to Makers to have a few drinks and shoot some pool.  We put...
Oct 24th
“If I start posting lamo inspirational quotes, can I get on...”
— AntiKris
Oct 24th
Will Ferrell as Bush endorsing McCain/Palin...
Oct 24th

Dear tumblr

Well, eec posted something about bacon and soupsoup started blowing his tumblr load all over that...
Oct 24th

Heaven

Grilled Cheese w/ Bacon Peanut Butter w/ Bananas & Bacon Scallops wrapped in Bacon I could go...
Oct 24th
Hot Chicks With Douchebags Sue Hot Chicks...
Oct 24th
dazzlingdelta:caryrandolph: I just imagine him leaning in...
Oct 24th
nudawn: disapprovingmonkey: antikris: Who wants to come to a free Broadway show tomorrow night...
Oct 24th
Who wants to come to a free Broadway show tomorrow night at 8 with me and Disapproving Monkey?  My...
Oct 24th
Dear [redacted] Stop being gross. Ok, that’s all
Oct 24th
Warch Watch
Awesome
Oct 24th
Warch Watch
nickmcglynn: peterwknox:ericlodwick:soupsoup:brooklynmutt: Palin: ‘I don’t know’ if abortion...
Oct 24th
allibautista:
Oct 24th
Say it ain't so.
Oct 24th
Dave, if you read my blog…I miss you.  You have the...
Oct 24th
Would you fuck me?  I’d fuck me.  I’d fuck me...
Oct 24th
Henry, I posted this yesterday.  Thanks for reading my blog....
Oct 24th
“I wish everyone I knew would join facebook so I’d...”
— AntiKris
Oct 24th
AntiKris’ advice on getting laid
Oct 24th
Listen Listen
henryeatspeople:whatson:thenightdances: “I’m Not an Addict” K’s Choice. I love Sara Betten’s...
Oct 23rd
NY Press Top 20 Bands in NYC
Oct 22nd
We quit smoking cigs, but are now addicted to the hookah...
Oct 22nd
peterwknox: suitep: NYT- Following Obama: A slideshow...
Oct 22nd
What is this, nudawn…1991?  Who cares about that whore anymore? nudawn: just walked by a big...
Oct 22nd

Tumblr Election Party

Plug Uglies on 3rd Ave & 20th St has agreed to have the TVs all dedicated to us on Nov 4.  I am...
Oct 22nd
peterwknox: Those Crazy Waterfalls Actually Generated a $69...
Oct 22nd
nickmcglynn:junaduncan: Redneck Yard Swing
Oct 22nd
Dakota Fanning went from looking like a coke addict at the...
Oct 22nd

And the first giggle of the day gets...

Crotchrocket: you shouldn't fuck your internet. it's full of viruses.
Crotchrocket: aaaaa- yuk yuk yuk yuk
Oct 22nd
shannonmurf: Is It Too Easy to Hate Nancy Spungen? — New...
Oct 22nd
jennifur85: Like Disneyworld for music-loving adults.  If...
Oct 22nd
Palin's $150,000 shopping spree
Oct 22nd

Wishful thinking.

I want the EXACT same things jackieheartsb: Dear Santa, I would like a: 1) Canon Digital Rebel...
Oct 22nd
GPOYW.  The weird face with Mao giving me laser death stare...
Oct 22nd

Dear friend

Oh jesus.  I used to like this dude until he sent me a message like that.  I responded with “I...
Oct 21st

Should relationships be tit for tat?

officed: norsknowsnada: I’m wondering if people keep tabs on who paid (or didnt) for dinner,...
Oct 21st
nickmcglynn: jeffrock: (via phazerblast) Woah! That is...
Oct 21st

Six Feet Under

I have recently been turned onto Six Feet Under.  I know, a bit late.  Anyway, I am completely...
Oct 21st
onemoretimewithfeeling:kiamatthews:themattsmith This is...
Oct 21st
henryeatspeople: San Zhi, “Desolation Row”, Taipai,...
Oct 21st
youngmanhattanite: Ian MacKaye has been “taking on speaking engagements, delivering talks that take...
Oct 21st
kaiticalamity:unicornology:Marilyn in Action #7  Why is...
Oct 21st
It’s funny cause it’s true
Oct 21st

Boring

Tumblr has been a huge yawn fest recently.  I’ve logged on here and there, but been quite...
Oct 21st
(via cajunboy)
Oct 20th

Election party

I am proposing an Election Day Tumblr meet up.  I figure we can all laugh or cry together in the...
Oct 20th
“erxcuse me!”
— Frangry
Oct 20th
Hi, my name is AntiKris.  I am 29 years old, have a professional job, and a huge hickey on my neck....
Oct 19th
Man hacks wife to death with meat cleaver for...
Oct 18th
“Swept Away” was one of the worst-reviewed movies of the last...”
— Ann Althouse thinks that Guy...
Oct 16th
“Pendejo is not a pubic hair, the closest translation would...”
— meet my flaws  Sorry, but...
Oct 16th
eden: ella es una puta
eden: su padre es un pendejo
eden: dicele, chumpe mi verga
eden: what does that mean
me: she is a bitch/slut and her father is a pubic hair
me: tell her to suck my dick (suck it, suck it good, fuck off, etc depends on location)
eden: wow
eden: and that concludes my spanish lesson for the day
Oct 16th
“I DONT SAY THAT YOU LYING CUNTO”
— AntiKris (cunto is spanish for...
Oct 16th
How old is the average Tumblr?
Oct 16th

Thanks

AntiKris: I am in a really bad mood and I dont know why
Crotchrocket: That's probably because you're a fucking cunt.
Oct 16th
“I feel like I am having post menstral syndrome.”
— AntiKris
Oct 16th
soupsoup:morganism82: Why I <3 Dunkin Donuts.  Fuck...
Oct 16th
“Maybe if you ate half the pizza rather than a whole one, you...”
— Guy in office to other guy in...
Oct 16th

Get real, dude

I am sort of in a shit mood today.  There is no particular reason for my shit mood, I just am.  Some...
Oct 16th
henryeatspeople: If McCain ever saw this I imagine his...
Oct 16th
Tomorrow I am taking a vacation day and going to the...
Oct 16th
Warch Watch
Currently Listening to:  Christina Aguilera’s Diirty.  I dont care, I like this song.  Makes...
Oct 16th
Are there DQ’s in the city?  I am totally there. ...
Oct 16th
For Frangry
Oct 16th
soupsoup: John McCain’s viagra kicks in early.
Oct 16th
maniacalrage: ‘cuda (via chrisglass) SWOOOOOOOON.  My ex...
Oct 16th
isay: topherchris:OH SHIT MY CIALIS KICKING IN EARLY.(via...
Oct 16th
AntiKris: two people told me I look like Nelly Furtado last night.
AntiKris: I dont look like her
Frangry: Someone told me I look like Jaba the Hutt
AntiKris: sdkjfgsldk;aslkd;laskd;laks;dlk
Frangry: hahahaha
Oct 15th
I am dumping J for you, lover.   frangry: Wednesday.
Oct 15th
Huh?
Oct 15th
The sad thing is....i could see this...
Oct 14th
For the record….I’ve had a few.  Only while out drinking when others were smoking.  The...
Oct 14th
Crotchrocket, your spelling is all over the place, as is mine.  I think you need to play that brain...
Oct 14th
Oct 14th
GPOYW. Still on the patch version, and because I am busy...
Oct 14th
“You know you’ve been drinking too much coffee when...”
— AntiKris
Oct 14th

Dear Frangry

Fix what you are supposed to be fixing.  Kloveyouthanks.
Oct 14th

Um, what

BV, kill me if you must or whatever the fuck you threatened to do….but who the FUCK plans what...
Oct 14th
The scene outside of my office as someone decided to end...
Oct 14th
“Hooker Heel Diet = … win?”
— awesome-everyday (you know, I...
Oct 14th

Hooker heels

I bought some 4 1/2 inch heels yesterday for Halloween.  No no, they’re not Prada or...
Oct 14th
I’ve been off tumblr for a few days now and I feel like I am missing something.  I think that...
Oct 14th

Things I've learned in the past week

1. Dont order Chinese food in Crown Heights unless you’re prepared for a brawl.  2. Dont ask...
Oct 14th
soupsoup:adamiss:ericmortensen:roads2roam:notthatkindagay:aps...
Oct 13th
bigcrush:soupsoup: awkwardcity: (Steve Kelley, The New...
Oct 13th
bikerfish: A reminder: we are tiny and vulnerable. via The...
Oct 13th
This is where I get off for work.  WHy are you in LIC? ...
Oct 13th

Blind Item

OOOOOH! I know, I know! 3angryvaginalstooges: What Tumblr feels the need to reblog one of the angry...
Oct 13th

9 Hardest Times of your Life

soupsoup:unicornology:skysignal: 1. Being questioned when you yourself don’t understand. 2....
Oct 13th

Tumblr period party

I’m CHECK
Oct 10th

Soup Dumplings

Headed to Chinatown after work for some soup dumplings at Goody’s.  mmm
Oct 10th

Dear BV

You made your sofa, now sleep on it.   x’s and o’s AntiKris
Oct 9th
Pretty pic of the day. Photo by Nick McGlynn
Oct 9th
onefootinthegrave: peterwknox:notthatkindagay:sds: Why...
Oct 9th
cajunboy: Yes. Very well played. (via jdel &...
Oct 9th
GPOYW.  The day late, Q dog version
Oct 9th
“I would kill someone for some bacon and champagne right now”
— Frangry
Oct 9th
Listen Listen
sarazucker: mickey avalon - fashion glam & coke
Oct 8th

Please

Now I know why Soup unfollows people when they post disgusting shit.  The fat man is dead, no pics...
Oct 8th
You’re making me crave Tamales eec: Have you seen...
Oct 8th

To kill a boner party

STOP WITH THE WEIGHT TRAINING, SLAG
Oct 8th

Mcain vs Obama

McCain Obama
Oct 8th
dhk: Rock Out With Your Bailout - October 7, 2008
Oct 8th
nudawn: NO FAIR!! I WANNA PLAY. but i have no...
Oct 8th
McCain’s lisp is like a dog whistle…or cat whistle I should say.  Mao keeps looking at...
Oct 8th

I may be the only sober person on Tumblr...

Too lazy to go to the store, soup? (via soupsoup)
Oct 8th

Seriously, McCain moves like a 1989...

do do do- do do do doo.  do do do do do do (via disapprovingmonkey)
Oct 8th
The state of our nation is bringing the best of us to drink…..more…..on a...
Oct 8th
disapprovingmonkey: One more “my friends” and this bottle...
Oct 8th
superdoofus-stratodrive: fuck you, antikris. ya slowpoke...
Oct 8th
Presidential Debate 40oz.  I bet McCain couldnt drink a 40....
Oct 8th
disapprovingmonkey:nudawn:t-mccain
Oct 8th

Taste the rainbow

AntiKris: So what Asian chick are you banging now?
Crotchrocket: I am not banging any Asian chick
AntiKris: Pacific Islander?
Crotchrocket: I made out with a Jewish chick on Saturday but we didnt bang
Crotchrocket: I am going out with a Blonde tonight
AntiKris: You're like skittles
Oct 7th
“It’s a droopy lettuce day”
— S.L.
Oct 7th
I have no problem not being on the up and up with fashion. 
Oct 7th

Shutup, Weirdo: The Official Debut

frangry: As you all know, Shutup, Weirdo is now officially on the WFMU schedule from now through...
Oct 7th
soupsoup:mascarah: Life is like getting dropped off in...
Oct 7th
I need these lomo:Hand Candles (via designmilk)
Oct 7th
Google launches Mail Goggles to save you from...
Oct 7th
“Julia, Can you come out to LA so I can cunt-bunt you back...”
— Henry James
Oct 6th
Ladies, dont listen to this garbage.  Fuck on the first date...
Oct 6th
AntiKris’ Maverick of the Day.  Soup.  Why?  For...
Oct 6th
soupsoup:caryrandolph: Reporter: “Mr. Bale, how do you feel...
Oct 6th
The future
Oct 6th
marklisanti: I dunno, guys. With such a vast repertoire of...
Oct 6th
More proof that I should start banging a frog.  It produces...
Oct 6th
Oof.  Me and the man’s kiddo. 
Oct 6th
walpaper:via kerr: caitlinmarie
Oct 6th
Damn.  I did this thing with dude I am dating and the kid...
Oct 6th
whokilled: Woody Allen, Diane Keaton.
Oct 6th
candywrapped: love him longtime crush. gael garcia bernal.  
Oct 6th

Memories

I remember when I was in 4th Grade, learning about the political system my teacher specifically said...
Oct 6th
RIP Mr. Clean.  Click through for article
Oct 6th
sarahchristine:shorterexcerpts:via www.sadlyno.com Prime...
Oct 6th
lomo:Balloons (via donna.bubbles)
Oct 6th

Whatever happened to Natalie Imbruglia?

People got tired of her ripping off other more talented, albeit less attractive singer’s...
Oct 6th
Warch Watch
Went to see Mickey Avalon last night.  I am crushin
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
I have PMS and it’s all about KILL KILL KILL for me...
Oct 6th
“The haters are funny. They always have the same argument....”
— oooohindiekid- You’re a...
Oct 6th
[redacted] openly dating [redacted] is social suicide.  There, I’ve said it.  Wisen up
Oct 6th
“McCain - the ass wipe who gave her this national platform...”
— Someone’s Grandma
Oct 6th
A grandmother's take on Palin
Oct 6th

In the past 24 hours...

learn to comprehend what you read, whore.  She started a COMMENTING site.  PLEASE come to Media...
Oct 6th
It always makes me sad when I see “so and so ended their relationship with so and so” on...
Oct 5th

Buddies.

I know the feeling.  My best friend of 16 years and I only speak only every few weeks because...
Oct 5th
HAHAHHAHA bonerparty: NaPo just kind of “gets” life. aside...
Oct 4th
mmm.  I’d put some Nutella on that shiz ...
Oct 4th

Why

Why cant there just be a “If you need to speak to a fucking human, press #8” option?!  
Oct 4th

Ok, gettin a little scary

Within an hour of posting that “24 hours” blog I get  “Awww isn’t that...
Oct 4th

In the past 24 hours...

Some retard started a commenting account and has put forth some lame ass attempt at “putting...
Oct 4th
10 People From Your Past Who Will Haunt You...
Oct 4th
lomo: Cute Overload - Demanding, relentless kittens!
Oct 4th

I'm tired of the internet popping up all...

Mine too.  Honey, that means we need to spend less fucking time on this here internets…. ...
Oct 4th
I thought that when I saw it yesterday beff: did anyone...
Oct 3rd
The fickleness of dating, progressions through social...
Oct 3rd
I need this.  My finger needs a vacation frangry: Lover, I...
Oct 3rd
Nope.  Have you seen the News Nook at NBC?  Much smaller ...
Oct 3rd
Bailout (Rescue?) Bill Passes House
Oct 3rd

Currently listening to:

Steve Miller Band.  I really love them.  This band reminds me driving to Santa Cruz in my...
Oct 3rd

In the words of some commenting turd...

“WTF do you know about politics.? What has Palin ever done to you or anyone that gives you...
Oct 3rd
Nudawn, I am so sick that if I were next to you on the train, I probably would barf on you.  There...
Oct 3rd
Boy, 7, goes on killing spree in zoo, feeding...
Oct 3rd
sarahchristine:jss via iveneverheardofyou via sparo via...
Oct 3rd

Diversity?

I follow about 125 people and I havent seen one posting coming to the rescue of McCain/Palin.  Now...
Oct 3rd
“I was concerned Palin set the bar so incredibly low, that...”
— Stephen Sheep Hill: The most...
Oct 3rd
AntiKris’ Maverick of the Day.  The verbally...
Oct 3rd
Maverick is going to replace douchebag in my vocabulary.   Sarah Palin is a ENORMOUS...
Oct 3rd

HUGE STATE?

I was just talking about that.  lovepuppy: Land mass doesn’t matter much in terms of experience. ...
Oct 3rd
kaiticalamity: inothernews: SARAH PALIN WINKS AT YOU.
Oct 3rd

On jokes

Biden=Johnny Carson Palin=Carrot Top
Oct 3rd
“Doggonit!”
— Do I need to say who said it?!
Oct 3rd

Awesome visual

If she started twirling her hair as she talked
Oct 3rd
STOP SAYING “BUSH’S”
Oct 3rd
We are still laughing about this. Almost crapped myself
Oct 3rd
walpaper: via maggieerlandson:thedailywhat
Oct 3rd
Come on dude, I’m on your side…but at least be able to say Obama’a name without...
Oct 3rd
“That’s called the ultimate bridge to nowhere.”
— Damn fucking straight….
Oct 3rd
Oct 3rd
“Bitch I’ll cut you”
Oct 3rd
If this whore says “maverick” one more fucking time…it’s only 9:09 for...
Oct 3rd
a wink and a run on sentence and she’s 1-2-3 outta here!
Oct 3rd

and here weeeeeeeeeeee go

yeeeeehaaaa
Oct 3rd
Man shoots himself in arm after being denied...
Oct 3rd
“I refuse to believe anti-kris drinks cheap vodka!”
— lhh I dont drink the cheap...
Oct 3rd
bonerparty has totally got my number…except for the...
Oct 3rd

Dear Apple

Please stop outdoing yourself every damn 3 months or so.  I feel like my first edition Macbook and 6...
Oct 2nd
janidejesmar: this is what i call, a clever man.
Oct 2nd
This probably looks like nudawn’s bush. ...
Oct 2nd

It's REALLY time to change things up a...

Just ordered sushi delivery.  Before I give my name or number (and no, they dont have the caller ID...
Oct 2nd
I am going to start wearing this motto on a t shirt....
Oct 2nd
While sofa surfing on my sick day, I stumbled across a pic...
Oct 2nd
There’s a place somewhere in the East Village that does chicken pot pie right…with the...
Oct 2nd
And another one.
Oct 2nd
More on the downside of facebook.  This pic was just posted...
Oct 2nd
For McGlynn
Oct 2nd
nickmcglynn:kellyreeves:soupsoup:alohanico:edatrix: time...
Oct 2nd
Another glimpse into the untapped dating pool of NYC.   I am...
Oct 2nd
Well, would you?  
Oct 2nd

On Religion

Frangry: I bet Jesus was a good lay
AntiKris: Oh God Oh God Oh God!
Oct 2nd
Now this doesnt apply to me at the moment, but this was an...
Oct 2nd