The AntiKris

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YAY

Crotchrocket bought his plane ticket for my birthday!!  It’s a good day.  
Dec 2nd
(via eec) I’ve always loved this pic
Dec 2nd
onefootinthegrave:(via carlovely)
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
Stripper FAIL.  I went to this one club that had a stripper pole at the edge of the stage.  There...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
I have Christmas spirit.  I am also gay.
Dec 1st

Because everyone needs an excuse to get...

The NEW monthly TumblrMeshing!  It’s like Media Meshing but without all those assholes nobody...
Dec 1st
Blakeley: December Media Meshing will be the...
Dec 1st
krispayne: I attribute this spam message to my proximity to...
Dec 1st
(via garfieldminusgarfield) Fuck you Garfield minus...
Dec 1st
caro:artiswhy: “You know that one weird dude in your class who always bitched about your town and...
Dec 1st
jmdj:iammattjordan: I hope you all are fucking happy.
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
nudawn: B-a-n-a-n-a-s Damn right. Everyone I know lately is bananas, B.A.N.A.N.A.S
Nov 30th
Warch Watch
I need this.  
Nov 29th
People ignored requests to stop shopping...
Nov 28th
krispayne: Maybe I’m not american, but I don’t gorge myself on Thanksgiving.  I mean, I eat a good...
Nov 28th
Alright tumblrs…I am going to bed.  I may have to go all Rambin and get a colonic tomorrow....
Nov 28th
You’re a wise person, boner party bonerparty: call...
Nov 28th

Fartcine

Arrow Dick.  WTF?  Jesus dude
Nov 28th
(via lesbenjamin)
Nov 28th
soupsoup:kari-shma: (via: Weheartit)
Nov 28th
Listen Listen
suckafuck:amandalynferri: mariah carey  - all i want for christmas is you Speaking of LOVE...
Nov 28th
Pugsley trying to raid the table.  
Nov 28th
No more progress with the to do list
Nov 28th
folkinz: torching the sugar for my pumpkin creme brulee…
Nov 27th
I’ve had 3 pieces of pie.  We’ve all napped for at least 30 minutes.  It’s 6:15pm....
Nov 27th
I am crying again during Wall E
Nov 27th

HOLY SHIT.

Same here.  Mocha Martinis, Banana Cream Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Wall E, and our own toilets.  Good times....
Nov 27th
I am hoping to develop a case of bulimia  Oh my god too much...
Nov 27th
After Dinner
Nov 27th
The last Blue Moon.  I just tapped the keg. FUCK
Nov 27th
Dad dejuicing the turkey.  This roaster oven thing is the...
Nov 27th
My stepmom giving the finger and the peace sign....
Nov 27th
Where I get it from.  Blue Moon and Kirin…mmm
Nov 27th

Me and my dad making excuses why we cant...

Dad: My lower back is killing me
AntiKris: I have cramps!
Dad: Cramps or Crabs?
Dad: Well, I had to ask.
Nov 27th

another thing I am thankful for

My oil slick face.  I am thankful that my oily skin has combatted years of abuse with booze and...
Nov 27th
I love my sister even though her breath smells like an...
Nov 27th
My stepmom went to shower and put my dad in charge of...
Nov 27th
Listen Listen
For Frangry….only cause bitch cant look “to the left”
Nov 27th
My dad has Absinthe.  Interesting Thanksgiving 
Nov 27th

macy's parade on teevee

onefootinthegrave: THEIR GODDAMNED INSTRUMENTS AREN’T EVEN PLUGGED INTO ANYTHING WHY DO THEY EVEN...
Nov 27th
julie911: Happy Thanksgiving
Nov 27th

if one more person tells me "everything...

walpaper: - bowlingalleylawyer —- And then, of course, tell them that it happened for a reason.
Nov 27th
suckafuck: SNPD - So remember this story yesterday? Pants...
Nov 27th
Semi Naked Picture Day.  Because my Hasselhoff photoshop is...
Nov 27th
Semi Naked Picture Day.  Because sometimes, picking your...
Nov 27th
Semi Naked Picture Day.  Because some days getting dressed...
Nov 27th
soupsoup:luxuriousvulgarity:allisonweiss: I THINK...
Nov 27th

Jerks

Stepmom: Did I tell you the neighbor had her baby?
AntiKris: The old one?
Dad who is asleep on the sofa and comes to life to say: She's not that much older than you, she's 44!!!
AntiKris: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH OLD MAN
Nov 27th
About 10 fucking years ago my dad and I were furniture shopping after some dinner that gave me gas....
Nov 27th
Katie Kisses!  
Nov 27th

Things I am thankful for this year.

1. Always my family 2. Still having a job, even though it isnt paying much these days 3. Remaining...
Nov 27th
Another GPOYW.  Leaning on my Blue Moon for...
Nov 27th
I dont know what’s going on in this pic from...
Nov 27th

Dear Tumblr,

frangry: I am cleaning out my “following” list. The rule is, if I haven’t re-blogged you, you’re...
Nov 27th
isay: Baby Animals in the Womb via aja
Nov 27th
cajunboy: Was walking home the other night and ran across...
Nov 27th
GPOYW.  The hungover as fuck on the bus to VA version.  No...
Nov 27th

Alice or Eden

Is this thing dressy? Text me, about to head out
Nov 25th

It's only 430?

frangry: Longest day everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Nov 25th

Headline on my Gmail?

www.TheEndOfVodka.com - Turn your boring friends into Vodkabots and let it rip!
Nov 25th
dazzlingdelta:deleteyourself: God, I love Ghostbusters. ...
Nov 25th
(via animalinsider) My best good friend Tami sent me this...
Nov 25th
whatcriscilikes:nickmcglynn:Brass Knuckle Handbag
Nov 25th
nickmcglynn: I have heard about this, but I haven’t seen one...
Nov 25th
“you can dress those monkeys up and take them to my barber,...”
— -J.K My ex twice removed is...
Nov 25th
“I’m completely 100% sober. I’m just also completely 100%...”
— Sad but true. (via frangry)
Nov 25th
My Dad’s Step Mother, I guess which makes her...
Nov 25th

Question?

 Why do the elderly always stand around with their mouths gaping wide open?  WHY?  Ever notice that?
Nov 25th
Send me the recipe to this right fucking now...
Nov 25th

Packing List

1. Slippers 2. Spandex Pants 3. Metamucil 4. Macbook 5. Midol Word.  I cannot wait to spend a 5...
Nov 25th

Who works near 61st & Lexington

Can someone do me a favor right fucking now if you do?  Email me please
Nov 25th
Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut
Nov 25th
(via jennifur85) THIS IS THE BEST KIND. FUCK THE FRESH SHIT
Nov 25th
frangry: You know, life kinda sucks and gets you down...
Nov 25th
“Hey i dont know about you, but my eyes dont roll into the...”
— nudawn HAHAHHAHA.  Maybe...
Nov 25th
im not sure if i find this hilarious or...
Nov 25th
allibautista: i am not a pot-head by any means. i was....
Nov 25th
henryeatspeople: For some reason when I saw this I...
Nov 25th
Listen Listen
kaiticalamity: Nothing Better :: The Postal Service  So please back away and let me go I can’t my...
Nov 25th

my recipe for thanksgiving- pumpkin...

dazzlingdelta: Pumpkin Gooey Butter Cakes Recipe courtesy Paula Deen Prep Time: 30 min Inactive...
Nov 24th
Arrested for farting.
Nov 24th
“I am growing scared over the number of “om nom...”
— AntiKris
Nov 24th
I’ll miss you this week, kiddo.  Half of my fam isnt...
Nov 24th

Thanksgiving FAIL

I meant to practically starve myself for the past week so I was prepared for my Stepmother’s...
Nov 24th
Frangry: im in love with XXX
Antikris: he was IMing me this morning
Frangry: we're gonna get married and have babies
Frangry: lay off.
Antikris: whatever
Frangry: dont f with me antikris.
Antikris: it's free territory till someone pees on him
Frangry: djakHDJAKFGHDAJKFGDAHSJKFDSA
Nov 24th
onesong: Fuss11: Sorry Cake
Nov 24th

Is this dude serious

hello.. i read your post about looking for new tumblrs to follow… while i could suggest...
Nov 24th

Can someone

recommend some new tumblrs I should follow?  Can you suggest someone based on what you know about...
Nov 24th
Listen Listen
Zapp & Roger’s I want to be your man I danced to this in middle school.  Love
Nov 23rd
justsayjolie: Sorry Molly, looks like I aint pickin up wine....
Nov 23rd
Warch Watch
I would have your children and let you cheat on me.  I LOVE Jim Sturgess.  
Nov 23rd
lomo: Inspire me, now! - bacon scarf
Nov 23rd
Listen Listen
kaiticalamity:happycap:letsbeglad: Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone - Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Nov 23rd
isay:(via bebelestrange) Yay Bettie!
Nov 23rd
isay:singlescoop:unicornology:samsally:scout:amandoline:bekin...
Nov 23rd
haha
Nov 23rd
I tried to look up the band “The Persuasion” and...
Nov 23rd
Listen Listen
Julia, we all know about the Ting Tings.  Welcome to 2008.  You’re almost a year too late....
Nov 23rd
Gay Matt: Did he have any party favors
My Roommate: Like a pinata?
Gay Matt: Um no, like drugs
Nov 22nd
blakeley:bigcrush: Digg….
Nov 22nd
sonyamcneil: Just a reminder….
Nov 22nd
nudawn: this is what’s written on my doormat.  xx...
Nov 22nd
Karaoke FAIL
Nov 22nd
vanne:amandoline:bekindrewind: love.
Nov 22nd
Postcards From Yo Momma
Nov 21st
henryeatspeople: I’m just gonna sit here on this weed… oh...
Nov 21st
malty:icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:via charmingmandy For...
Nov 21st
It cant be a good sign of what’s to come when you are...
Nov 21st

Why buy an armoire AND a casket, when...

cajunboy: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the “Carmoire,” perhaps the most hilarious and...
Nov 21st
Teen Kills Self on Justin.tv
Nov 21st
A sign of what’s to come for “him” via...
Nov 21st
dazzlingdelta:(via wetpets) thats how i feel right now
Nov 21st
Warch Watch
Currently Listening to: D.A.N.C.E by Justice
Nov 21st

From one asshole to another

AntiKris: Where the fuck were you yesterday?
Him: Home, I had a doctor's appointment
AntiKris: The asshole one?
Him: No just a physical. The butt appt isnt for a few weeks.
AntiKris: That's what I thought
AntiKris: I should send you a get well card, but for your pooper
Him: From one asshole to another
AntiKris: ahahhahahahahahhaha
Nov 21st
The spider artist is a genius.
Nov 21st
Accessories for your spidey!
Nov 21st
Tumblepedia: Of Interest
Nov 21st
Sara, you’re adorbable…but people who shop on...
Nov 21st

Dirty vs Dirty

Dude asking me to dinner: Wanna get dirty? (sends link for BBQ restaurant)
AntiKris: No joke, Dirty by Christina Aquilera is on the radio right now
I think that will indeed be the theme
Nov 21st

I think I may be losing my edge

I just received the following email and almost barfed my Bacon Egg & Cheese “I just shat...
Nov 21st
Internet addiction.  My computer could easily look like this
Nov 21st
Warch Watch
Whoa
Nov 21st

You know what I miss most about being a...

peterwknox:dearworld: Everyone you care about being in one place.
Nov 21st

A few questions

1. Bronx?  WTF.  Nobody wants to live there let alone name their kid after it.  2. Does the kid...
Nov 21st

Friday confessional booth

1. I watched Gossip Girl once and thought it sucked 2. I’ve never watched Mad Men or 30 Rock ...
Nov 21st
onesong:carmenmariah:(via randyhaddock) I’ll take...
Nov 21st
onesong:notcaragh: USA!
Nov 21st
“Cholas are like the Mexican Guido. They dont realize...”
— AntiKris
Nov 21st

Regarding my Chola post

No, it wasnt Halloween.  I am from Northern, CA…San Jose to be exact.  There are dollops of...
Nov 21st

On AIM lingo

I briefly dated some poor chap that used “hehehe” rather than “hahaha” and...
Nov 21st
Warch Watch
frangry: Oh my fucking God. cajunboy: The Sarah Palin 2008 Turkey Massacre. Keep an eye on...
Nov 21st
Dude.  Mao snagged 2 of my shrimp shumai and he has been...
Nov 21st
Guilty pleasure.  Sometimes I search through cheese dick...
Nov 21st

This is the worst thing I have ever...

officed: I should warn you, the video here is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in my life....
Nov 20th
soupsoup:
Nov 20th

Nudawn

Where the fuck are you
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
stupidinboston: stalk: Love Fool by The Cardigans
Nov 20th
Chris Farley was a sperm donor
Nov 20th

Currently Listening To:

Hangin Tough by NKOTB On the radio. OMG
Nov 20th
“I’m realizing that I’m a lover and a fighter.”
— marc frydman (via soupsoup)
Nov 20th
AntiKris=Grinch Tis true.  That hat says Bah Humbug!
Nov 20th

Secret Santa is too difficult

I am too tired to read all that.  I’m out.  I was thinking more the lines of a tumblr meetup...
Nov 20th
whatcriscilikes:
Nov 20th
onesong:24freedinners:(via livesophia)
Nov 20th

PMS

Someone just mentioned Banana Cream Pie and I am considering leaving my job to go get some.  That or...
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
eec: Planet Patrol - Play At Your Own Risk
Nov 20th
This is the PERFECT description of a conversation I had with...
Nov 20th
“My 401K just became a 201K”
— AntiKris
Nov 20th
YAY!  GPOIGETTOEATSOMEAWESOMEFOODWITHMYFAMILYINAWEEKW!...
Nov 20th

Negative vs Positive

What’s the point of walking around with a smile on your face if it’s a fake smile?  Is...
Nov 20th

Head tilting

I figured it out.  I am too lazy to adjust the screen on my macbook
Nov 20th

Regarding the Secret Santa

I will not mail anything.   Only locals
Nov 20th

Thanks or Fuck You?

Andy: that song was all the rage when i was like, 10
Andy: which would make you like, 0
AntiKris: i am 29, asshat
Andy: I just like pretending that you're about 23
AntiKris: i do too
Andy: it's not difficult, trust me
AntiKris: I dont know whether to say thanks or fuck you
Andy: say "thanks, fuck?"
Nov 19th

So I've been too busy to blog for the...

I’ve missed: Some weird obsession with Phil Collins More bacon stuff Secret Santa More...
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
haha.  Awesome.  
Nov 19th
Nick McGlynn's Resume
Nov 19th
Tumblr Secret Santa Awesomefest
Nov 19th
GPOYW.  The Mao checking out my ass version
Nov 19th
AntiKris: Do you still have worms
Him: not sure. the doctor doubts it. i'm getting a camera put up my ass to see what's going on
AntiKris: When does that movie start filming? Will it be a summer release?
Him: Dec 12
Him: They think it's going to be a blockbuster
AntiKris: I bet it doesnt even pull in enough to cover production
Him: The critics say it's a piece of shit
Him: We're hopeful though
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
frangry: Eddie Money Take Me Home Tonight (via drned)
Nov 18th
acidreams:rubendomfer:carlovely:Blogger vs tumblr...
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
onefootinthegrave: Bad Religion - Los Angeles is Burning thought it was fitting with all the...
Nov 17th
frangry:(via britticisms) Oh what I would give to be a mite...
Nov 17th
soupsoup:deleteyourself: This sandwich from Katz saved my...
Nov 17th
It’s true, I had some drinks on Saturday and NOTHING happened.  I think this will be good for...
Nov 17th
More reasons why women shouldnt smoke.
Nov 17th
E-Harmony FAIL
Nov 17th

Dear Tumblr

Enough of that Jacob and whoever the other dude is pic.  I cannot believe Julia Allison allowed...
Nov 17th

Even Back Hair Isnt As bad

Her: UGH!
Her: That's Gross
Her: I hate liars!
Her: I can get passed anything else but that
Her: Even back hair
Nov 17th
nickmcglynn: “If the light stays on for more than 4 hours,...
Nov 17th
candywrapped: i want him
Nov 17th

Currently Watching:

The Wizard of Oz. I havent watched this in a really long time.  I hope this gives me some awesome,...
Nov 17th

Reblog comment via beverlyhasablog

I completely agree. I’m not sure if this is all new info coming from the depths of my brain, or if I...
Nov 17th

On Liars

I cannot say there’s anything worse in this world than a liar.  I think it is fair to say that...
Nov 17th
jackieheartsb: 2 Days in Paris was a dark romantic comedy...
Nov 15th
Frangry: my brother broke his collar bone
Antikris: oof. how?
Frangry: skating
Antikris: he's hot
Nov 15th
The asshole next door has been hammering all day.  I think I will play some Play At Your Own Risk...
Nov 15th

Um

So Chantix is supposed to cause drowsiness.  I just cleaned my whole apartment.  I can deal with...
Nov 15th

Fuck my Bodega

They arent answering their phone.  I may actually have to get dressed and go downstairs to get my...
Nov 15th
soupsoup: (via ameliamagritte) New York wins for best...
Nov 15th
Listen Listen
This song rings true Akinyel’s Put it in my mouth
Nov 15th
“I’m not comparing your head to a buttplug, but it does...”
— Bill Maher to Congressman who...
Nov 15th

It makes sense to only us, but it's...

Frangry: where is this fucker?
Antikris: maybe he's mad at you for telling me you were going to fuck and decided to go psycho
Frangry: maybe ill tell him i love him
Frangry: and then hell say im cute
Antikris: maybe you will push him and give him a bloody nose
Frangry: maybe ill run the marathon after
Nov 15th

Fartcine, where are you?

I have a question for you and cant find my phone
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
henryeatspeople: TFail just sent me this and I’m so utterly confused.  OMG!  I saw this a year ago...
Nov 15th
bigcrush: chicks love the hot tub.
Nov 15th
I love you Crotchrocket, I do…
Nov 14th
itsbedtime: Fuck this shit. Mom? Mom. If you read this blog...
Nov 14th
onefootinthegrave:soupsoup:131313thavenue:cameronr: RIP...
Nov 14th

SHUT THE FUCK UP

About the “reasons not to get married post”  it’s like the fucking election all...
Nov 13th

Dear Everyone:

If it doesnt come in the form of a facebook invite….I will not remember it.  I only write down...
Nov 13th
Crotchrocket: My computer crashed, what did you last say?
Antikris: my vag hurts, we had some serious hate sex??
Nov 13th
nickmcglynn: hilker: The 20 All-Time Greatest Photo...
Nov 13th
faggotry: Golbat is camp
Nov 13th
Happy Birthday Marcelo.  You are the cutest PIGLET ever.  We...
Nov 13th
henryeatspeople: If you’re in the Sherman Oaks/Van Nuys...
Nov 13th
Crotchrocket just sent me this and said...
Nov 13th
“I don’t get it. I thought the advantage to being a man was...”
— Me, to my boss, regarding the...
Nov 13th
For Antikris.
Nov 13th
GPOYW.  The so fresh and so clean, pop art version
Nov 12th
People are talking about favorite movies.  This is mine. ...
Nov 12th
Better keep the gyna clean, lover.  I see foreplay in your...
Nov 12th
Fun for the whole family
Nov 12th
I just had to explain the difference between “they’re, their, and there” to my...
Nov 12th
bblove:via shaderlab  Well, that’s my personal motto
Nov 12th
We’re getting a treadmill in my office! Whoo hoo!  No winter weight here, baby!
Nov 12th
Same sex marriage A-Ok in CT
Nov 12th

Breaking News

CT gives the ok for Gays to be as miserable as straights.  What the fuck CA?!
Nov 12th
“I also hate it when the dumb broads at the deli package my...”
— AntiKris
Nov 12th
fesityred is my hero for selling me her Chantix.  I am so excited.  It will be good to go from a...
Nov 12th

Fucking enough already

Dear Julia Allison, We all realize you’ve been on TV a bunch of times.  Hey, guess what?!  We...
Nov 12th

All NYC girls please read and be careful...

itsbedtime: be careful in Union Square Do you think they explained to the sketch artist “yeah he...
Nov 11th
Say hello to Gmail voice and video chat
Nov 11th
“MOST RIDICULOUS LIE EVER”
— AntiKris………an...
Nov 11th
julie911:
Nov 11th
Really Mo….I raise you THIS gem.
Nov 11th
“Is it bad or cool that I am on Bar On A’s top friends...”
— AntiKris
Nov 11th
Let’s all post our lamo Twitter updates. Wooohooo
Nov 11th
“Don’t be “that” Santa. Your friends want to have fun, not...”
— My favorite part of the...
Nov 11th
Average annual income in Des Moines Iowa is 88K.  Excuse me, WHAT?!
Nov 11th
christinahaberkern: Fortune Cookie: Tumblr remixed
Nov 11th
soupsoup:disapprovingmonkey:kapi THIS WAS ME YESTERDAY
Nov 11th

Mississippi is a P U S S Y

Him: .....(which to him means good morning)
AntiKris: I just popped all my zits and there is a hot guy here now.
AntiKris: I am hiding like fucking Smeegal
Him: In your office???
Him: What is wrong with you?!
AntiKris: Yes, the bathroom has extraordinarily awesome lighting for eye brow plucking and zit destroying
Him: it's only 8:30 here... give me a minute before you destroy my sparkle
AntiKris: You pissed out your sparkle with that last cup O Jameson
Nov 11th

Meeting The Parents

Ms. Allison has too many rules on dating.  I cant say if that is right or wrong, as I always just...
Nov 11th

On Jews (reblogged for "her") hahaha

Her: You got to hang out with that dude from itsbedtime!
Her: Lucky
Her: I have a jew crush on him
Her: A BIG one!
This means she wants to...
nag me about wearing my winter coat
make me feel guilty about any number of things
maybe have sex once every month or two (through a hole in a sheet of course)
do taxes and invest in mutual funds
Nov 11th

Best facebook event invite ever

Santacon: What? SantaCon is a not-for-profit, non-political, non-religious & non-logical Santa...
Nov 11th
“I think it is hilarious that I am labeled as...”
— AntiKris
Nov 11th
O: Sooooooo, how bout them Redskins? B: Yiah, dem Indians a...
Nov 11th
malty: Sid and Nancy
Nov 11th

27 Dresses

I have already told my friends I dont care how close we are, I dont want to be in any of your...
Nov 11th
“Mommy, if you ever get grown-upnapped*, you don’t have to be...”
— Cheyenne, my 8 y/o daughter....
Nov 11th

Sorry eec

I deleted your name by accident.  She gets the props for that pic, yo.  
Nov 11th
If Julia Allison were a dog, this would be her.  Pink,...
Nov 11th
To the person who said I always have my head tilted or...
Nov 11th

ZOMG

I am such a lesbian.  I am watching Hairspray AGAIN and so want to do Zach Efron
Nov 10th
“A post-it will permanently reside on my camera. Especially...”
— AntiKris
Nov 10th
onefootinthegrave:rahmblr: Contrary to popular legend,...
Nov 10th
'So You Think Your Shoes Are Uncomfortable?'
Nov 10th
We have our differences
Nov 10th
My computer now has a lens cap
Nov 10th
OH MY FUCK
Nov 10th
I swear to god, I always worry people can see me through my...
Nov 10th
AntiKris: I just saw Mo on the train!!
Him: Are you going to her party on Saturday?
Him: I know you dont usually go to Brooklyn. .
AntiKris: Usually I only cross a river for family or dick....and apparently Mo.
AntiKris: yes, I am going
Him: I knew you'd go gay
Nov 10th
“Hey, thanks for tagging my penis”
— Andy on my facebook tag
Nov 10th
(via animalinsider)
Nov 10th
nickmcglynn: ASSHOLE… get it!
Nov 10th
“My life=FAIL”
— Nudawn
Nov 10th

On Jews

Her: You got to hang out with that dude from itsbedtime!
Her: Lucky
Her: I have a jew crush on him
Her: A BIG one!
Nov 10th
Last night.
Nov 10th
These are delicious.  I am buying these and some cheese whiz...
Nov 10th
nickmcglynn: spintree:suitep: I love the body english in...
Nov 10th

Prop 8 protest in NYC

There is a Prop 8/Mormon nuttery protest planned at the LDS temple in Manhattan for Wednesday...
Nov 10th

How about neither? I'm at work,...

Shutup Brian.  I am too hungover for your nonsense today.  If work is so important to you then dont...
Nov 10th

Listen...

disapprovingmonkey: …If you’re gonna hold my train up for 15 minutes for a “sick passenger” - I...
Nov 10th

Dear Tumblr Boys:

If you’re going to post pics of naked women, please also post some cock.  We deserve...
Nov 10th
dhk: A Jersey City councilman was allegedly drunk when he...
Nov 10th

It's 12:05

Still feeling pretty bad. 
Nov 10th
nickmcglynn: Obama is a Mac user He makes me wet
Nov 10th
“The worst part about shaving your privates is a lack of...”
— axe unspeakable (the best...
Nov 10th
candywrapped: stupidinboston: Changing rooms make for the...
Nov 10th
blakeley: This one goes out to Charles.  Blakeley, if you...
Nov 10th
AntiKris: I'd give you a rimjob for a grilled cheese & bacon and a coca cola classic.
Him: That's creepy
Him: That's creepy and tempting.
Nov 10th
blakeley: Last night I had a great time but stayed up...
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
My worst nightmare.  This is the worst kind of person to date.  I’d rather be cheated on.
Nov 10th
lomo:(via tommypom) For Eden.  Something about this dog...
Nov 10th
lomo: this and that (via lomo)
Nov 10th
AntiKris: I think someone put a roofie in my drink
Her: You really need to stop blaming people for your drinking too much. It wasnt a roofie, it was that 10th drink.
AntiKris: I think I just blushed
Her: You probably should have just vomitted.
Nov 10th
borednyc:thenewfilosofee:amandoline:furrowedbrow: My hips...
Nov 10th
“My hips hurt from dancing…..hello thirties”
— AntiKris
Nov 10th
“We can disconnect the phone so nobody knows”
— Color Me Badd (yes, that is...
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
For you, lover.  Dont ever be sad.  I give you the true, Soul Train version
Nov 10th

Soft Circle

blakeley: For anyone who has never heard of Soft Circle I suggest you check him out. He loops...
Nov 10th
(via frangry) Lover, the first thing that came to my mind...
Nov 10th
soupsoup: Leigh. Love her
Nov 10th
“AM I TURNING INTO ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO GETS DRUNK AND...”
— (via jennifur85) Honey,...
Nov 10th
blakeley: This guy is amazing… He was amazing
Nov 10th
Dear Blakeley, I appreciate your taking me to see the band...
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
This is the first time I am seeing this.  I know, it’s old.  But insane
Nov 9th
Irony.  I sliced my finger on the “easy open...
Nov 9th
lomo:Rainbows (via Jess_19)
Nov 9th
“sometimes you gotta be more asha in place of your rambin as...”
— J-Rad
Nov 9th
yooniverse:myownmelt:morganism82:  FFFFOUND!
Nov 9th
“wtf is blockquote and this sore hurts alot.”
— AntiKris aka The Management...
Nov 9th
“people need to stop telling me how to reblog. It’s my...”
— AntiKris aka The Management
Nov 9th
superdoofus-stratodrive: i’m sorry, ben. but your...
Nov 9th
Sleepy Saturday.  No energy.  Blah
Nov 9th
“Freedom’s important, but if I’m gonna die for a word, my...”
— R.C. Collins, 16 year old...
Nov 9th
“Two words for you, lady….Pocket Rocket”
— AntiKris
Nov 9th
The life of a single gal.  Computer, vibrator, smokes, rum...
Nov 9th
SMUT art show and fake titties=FUN
Nov 8th
henryeatspeople: When my cat does this, he’s...
Nov 7th
jmdj:ffffound:Tumblr
Nov 7th
“I like whisky and dick…but not whisky dick.”
— AntiKris
Nov 7th

Dear Walpaper:

Read my posts from yesterday. The Management
Nov 7th

shameless party promotion

I am just going to bring booze because I have nothing cute at all to offer.  I’ll take it all,...
Nov 7th

Seriously

After watching the Obama speech for the third damn time, and hearing him talk about his...
Nov 7th
This would be perfect for my hungover days on the sofa ...
Nov 6th

Email from my Mom on my Prop 8 Petition...

Amein!  S.F. City attorney and Gloria Allred are both filing suits in Supreme court this week,...
Nov 6th

NY Times from yesterday

My secretary just called me to say there is a line on 43rd between Lex & 3rd that is HUGE...
Nov 6th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day (because The Maverick...
Nov 6th