November 2008
Though rumors circulated among the shoppers that someone had been badly injured, people ignored the Wal-Mart workers’ requests that they stop shopping, move to the front of the store and exit, Cribbs said.
“They kept shopping. It’s not right. They’re savages,” Cribbs said.
Maybe I’m not american, but I don’t gorge myself on Thanksgiving. I mean, I eat a good hearty fuckin meal and drink a good amount of delicious beer, but I don’t get so fuckin stuffed that I can’t move. I think it takes a lot of the fun out of it. I mean how are you supposed to laugh so hard that tears come out of your face for 3 hours at dinner when you can’t for fear of farting your ass off? I dunno. Thanksgiving was the shit this year.
- Lower Back Payne
There’s no fear of farting with my family….we’re just fucking pigs. Yams for breakfast! MMM
Alright tumblrs…I am going to bed. I may have to go all Rambin and get a colonic tomorrow. It was a non stop eat/beer fest all day. My parent’s exercise room that hasnt seen any action in years is going to see it tomorrow.
Arrow Dick. WTF? Jesus dude
mariah carey - all i want for christmas is you
Speaking of LOVE Actually…
I’ve had 3 pieces of pie. We’ve all napped for at least 30 minutes. It’s 6:15pm.
I am crying again during Wall E
Same here. Mocha Martinis, Banana Cream Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Wall E, and our own toilets. Good times. xx AntiKris
I’m so full of delicious things. We are all going to a movie and then pigging out on junk food until we fall over into our little sleeping bags.
