Maybe I’m not american, but I don’t gorge myself on Thanksgiving. I mean, I eat a good hearty fuckin meal and drink a good amount of delicious beer, but I don’t get so fuckin stuffed that I can’t move. I think it takes a lot of the fun out of it. I mean how are you supposed to laugh so hard that tears come out of your face for 3 hours at dinner when you can’t for fear of farting your ass off? I dunno. Thanksgiving was the shit this year.
- Lower Back Payne
There’s no fear of farting with my family….we’re just fucking pigs. Yams for breakfast! MMM
Alright tumblrs…I am going to bed. I may have to go all Rambin and get a colonic tomorrow. It was a non stop eat/beer fest all day. My parent’s exercise room that hasnt seen any action in years is going to see it tomorrow.
Arrow Dick. WTF? Jesus dude
I’ve had 3 pieces of pie. We’ve all napped for at least 30 minutes. It’s 6:15pm.
I am crying again during Wall E
Same here. Mocha Martinis, Banana Cream Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Wall E, and our own toilets. Good times. xx AntiKris
I’m so full of delicious things. We are all going to a movie and then pigging out on junk food until we fall over into our little sleeping bags.