The AntiKris

Two Things I Promise Not To Do At Your...

michaelorell: 1) Change the song because I think I know better 2) Whip it out I am bringing my...

Dec 31st

Women, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles.

Dec 31st

blakeley: Gawker’s Top 10 Posts of 2008

Dec 31st

michaelorell: via thebruises) Awesome.  I actually saw...

Dec 31st

marklisanti: I’ve waited about 48 hours to post this...

Dec 31st

McGlynn!

Why are you not online?!  I need to speak to you and am too lazy to reach for the phone

Dec 31st

GPOYW.  The it may be too fucking cold to go out tonight and...

Dec 31st

The Ghosts of NYE Past

My New York New Years Eves have all been pretty tame and boring.  But via facebook comments at the...

Dec 31st

AntiKris' Worst Moments of 08

1. Classified 2. Classified (Frangry knows) 3. Classified (Lidia knows) 4. Getting banned from...

Dec 31st

Shitfuck!

It’s already started snowing.  So annoying. 

Dec 31st

Whoa

Looks like Tumblr went and lost its Got Damn mind last night. I chose to get an early start...

Dec 31st

onesong:via phazerblast) I am getting sick of Xzibit, but...

Dec 31st

artistspaid:nevver: Times Square / 1942 FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK...

Dec 31st

folkinz: one of my all time favorite bands, the...

Dec 31st

Sorry but

bikerfish: birdgirl: I’ve seen quite a few Tumblrs complaining that NYC is full of tourists...

Dec 30th

“One day I would like to say it at a party, and then actually...”
— shorterexcerpts I will always...

Dec 30th

“If it’s going to be that kind of party I’m going...”
— Some dude on a Beastie Boys...

Dec 30th

One of the funniest reviews I have ever read,...

Dec 30th

It's No Pants Day

Dec 30th

Dear notnewyork

Shut the fuck up, dickbag.  New York City is mainly transplants.  Us transplants who have been here...

Dec 30th

Observation

There are WAY too many tourists in the city right now.  It is times like these where I would welcome...

Dec 30th

NYE

So, what’s the deal?  I know some people are having parties.  A friend and I planned on party...

Dec 30th

Watch

Courtesy of Crotchrocket.  For all you Dungeon & Dragon dorkos

Dec 30th

malty::doghatesme: Have a happy New Year!

Dec 30th

Steve Jobs' Health Declining Rapidly, Reason...

Dec 30th

Zooey actually engaged to a much cooler...

Dec 30th

AntiKris' List of Dislikes in Dick

(in no particular order) 1. Poor grammar/spelling is a huge turn off (I know mine is not perfect,...

Dec 30th

You know.....

Ok, so you could say I am on the prowl.  I am single, like to, uh “mingle”, but there is...

Dec 30th

30 Most Notable Blogs of 2008

Dec 30th

frangry: Bienvenidos a Miami I see you finally started...

Dec 30th

I gotta say though

The police responded within 2 minutes…not too shabby.

Dec 30th

As my knees knock

I sit here writing as there may be a murderer in my office.  When I walked in I was informed by the...

Dec 30th

itsbedtime: boffery: justsayjolie: The colors are...

Dec 30th

Cheese Sandwich. :-( For you

Dec 29th

I really hate them.  I bet they have the most boring...

Dec 29th

And here’s a pic of my favorite Hollywood mom and her...

Dec 29th

What a shitty way to go

Dec 29th

This really breaks my heart

Dec 29th

New Year's Eve in Times Square

nickmcglynn: Here is some helpful advice if you plan on going to Times Square for New Years. ...

Dec 29th

Watch

superdoofus-stratodrive: i know i’ve posted it before. sometimes we need to be reminded.

Dec 29th

whiteleatherpalace:via livesophia) This is awesome. 

Dec 29th

I guess it's that time

New Years Resolution time. 1. I say this every damn year but I’ve gotta make this one stick. ...

Dec 29th

Oof

Ok, I didnt make it to 2pm.  I am tired already.  Want to sleep NOW

Dec 29th

A sleeping pill, a hop, skip and a jump...

I took the redeye last night and had to come straight to work.  I took a sleeping pill so I did get...

Dec 29th

You know what's a huge fucking turn off?

trainwrecks: frangry: A bad speller. Oh, you mean like people who don’t know “a lot” is two...

Dec 29th

Um

Did I miss something?  I think i did

Dec 29th

“Someone took a shit in my washing machine.”
— Tami 

Dec 28th

maniacalrage: Happy Wall-E! (via °Giulietta°) Wall-E was...

Dec 28th

On my jacked up vagina.  

Dec 27th

We’ve now moved passed the peas and went onto peas AND...

Dec 27th

What is it about New York?

krispayne: Seriously. Longing to be back home.

Dec 27th

Dec 27th

This is AntiKris’ vagina.  These are frozen peas on my...

Dec 27th

I hate San Jose

They wouldnt let me in the bar because I had an attitude.  My ego hurts

Dec 27th

We went for walk on the beach after lunch.  The weather in...

Dec 26th

Dec 26th

Christmas Hangover

Oof

Dec 26th

Currently Watching

Roman Polanski’s Chinatown.  Apparently I am shit according to my family for not seeing this...

Dec 26th

Um ok

Um. I didnt mean much by that obviously Of course I wasnt talking about only high holiday cooking....

Dec 26th

Frangry!!!!!!!!

I dont know what time it is in Mexiragua, but I need to speak with you.  Ok, thanks.  Love you and...

Dec 26th

A few words

Ok, just a few words on this birthday of Jesus.  Jews cook way better than Christians.  Christmas...

Dec 26th

This is the dude making Christmas dinner...

Dec 25th

SNPD.  The Christmas version.  HO HO HO

Dec 25th

Mish Mosh of Religions

Mom to Stepdad: Why are you having a drink so early in the morning?!
Stepdad: It's Christmas!
Mom: You're Jewish?!
Stepdad: What do you want me to have, a circumcision?!!

Dec 25th

At one point in my life…I was this sweet little lady

Dec 25th

Tumblr Awards

Sara Zucker wins her category.  My word is final.  

Dec 25th

They knew I was coming….hoooo hoooo hoooooo

Dec 25th

Watch

Currently watching….what else?!  Christmas Eve tradition

Dec 25th

Merry Christmas from the Scary AntiKris Spa.  

Dec 25th

suckafuck: Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

Dec 25th

GPOYW.  The I ate too fucking much food version and cant...

Dec 25th

My family and I went walking around a neighborhood in...

Dec 25th

Holy shit!  Jonny!  I keep forgetting we know the same...

Dec 25th

GPOYW.  The persian cat version.  She’s very sweet and...

Dec 25th

randomlunatic: A final Christmas message from the Zodiac....

Dec 24th

and my live blogging via airplane comes...

in 3, 2, …………battery dead.  Been nice knowing you.  See ya back on in about...

Dec 24th

his old crow is already passed out and I gotta take a leak....

Dec 24th

AntiKris: God, I hate her. She's so annoying
Anon male friend: Would you like me to rape her or something?
AntiKris: I love you
Male: You cant blog this

Dec 24th

onefootinthegrave:itsbedtime:realrealsoft:(via davidmaddox) ...

Dec 24th

onemoretimewithfeeling: antikris: When I see pics of tumblr parties in other cities I think “awe,...

Dec 24th

In Flight WiFi is AOK with this here chick!  Mhm.  Too bad I...

Dec 24th

Could this be?!

I havent flown an airline other than JetBlue for years, but today I fly American and it appears that...

Dec 23rd

peterwknox:thedailywhat: Photo Set of the Day: Best Roller...

Dec 23rd

My mom keeps telling me to pack warm clothes for CA, that it’s cold.   Weather report right...

Dec 23rd

whokilled: My cigarette burns me, I wake with a start. My...

Dec 23rd

“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
—  Woody Allen (via...

Dec 23rd

When I see pics of tumblr parties in other cities I think “awe, isnt that cute”. I now...

Dec 23rd

Listen

davidtrawin: The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song Despite my hate of christmas and christmas...

Dec 23rd

Travel Day

What better way to start your travel day than with a hearty hangover?  Oof.  I went to Beauty...

Dec 23rd

“I’m a disgusting”
— Frangry

Dec 22nd

(via michaelorell) You better not think about bringing that...

Dec 22nd

“pa leeze..this bitch has had so many abortions, if she...”
— Whiteleatherpalace Fucking...

Dec 22nd

Tumblr

has really been boring lately.  It seems to be a clique of bitter ex girlfriends trying to show off...

Dec 22nd

katiebakes:(via waksays) Moms can be such bitches

Dec 22nd

shannonmurf:holga: Added: It’s from the Sapporo Snow...

Dec 22nd

kaiticalamity:(via lavenderlines) spilled her coffee,...

Dec 22nd

“The only things I care about in this god damn world are me,...”
— Watts

Dec 21st

“When I have to use my PC at work, it’s like I’m touching...”
— My lovely wife, who is a...

Dec 21st

Wow lover, this an EXCITING photo.  Does this represent your...

Dec 21st

There is such a thing as being too well...

it’s starting to become really annoying that when I get a facebook message, comment, etc that...

Dec 21st

GPOYBESTPICEVERDAY

Dec 20th

Oh jesus

I am DRUNK.  Like DRUNK.  Listening to punk rock. It is only 6:13

Dec 20th

AJHAHHAHALKJlkdsjflksjdlfkjHAHLKAJLKAJLKA brianvan: (be...

Dec 20th

Northern Ca peeps

Come see me sing and make an ass out of myself next weekend! Email for deets…

Dec 20th

Ok ok

I said I would never get sick of Xzibit, but I am.  The posts lately have not been funny.  I will...

Dec 20th

Oh Gmail, you funny character, you. 

Dec 20th

Everyone on tumblr is staying home tonight.  This pic...

Dec 20th

Um……….ok, welcome.

Dec 20th

My friday night will consist of bacon and...

Dec 19th

I havent left my apartment except to work all week.  I have a fever and it’s icy and gross...

Dec 19th

I guess I shouldnt complain

But when it is freezing outside and you have to open all the windows in your apartment and sit on...

Dec 19th

An email exchange between me and...

AntiKris: “You got hitched, congrats”? haha. More like “SUCKA” you’re...

Dec 19th

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

feistyred: antikris: We’re getting let out early because of the weather!!! Ditto. I get out at 3....

Dec 19th

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

We’re getting let out early because of the weather!!!

Dec 19th

On days like today....

is when I dont like being single.  I dont mind being single for the holidays.  I have no problem...

Dec 19th

move over blueprint

Me: We need to have a "cleanse" if we're going to be like nonsociety.
Alice: How about the Mimosa cleanse?
Me: What do you mean?
Alice: Every sunday you drink mimosas so you black out and forget everything that happened. It cleanses your memory!
You bitches are too classy. I'd straight up do it with some cheap Pinot Grigio. xx AntiKris

Dec 19th

ithinkiblog: okay, I broke down and made an exzibit meme

Dec 19th

In response to my email asking my...

Dear Miss Kris,   Thank you for your thoughtful inquiry concerning the amenities available to you...

Dec 19th

“I bet even his dick is boring”
— AntiKris

Dec 18th

For the record....

kiamatthews: antikris: I’m Agnostic.  I am as confused about religion as Clay Aiken was a few...

Dec 18th

For the record....

I’m Agnostic.  I am as confused about religion as Clay Aiken was a few years ago regarding his...

Dec 18th

whatcriscilikes:

Dec 18th

I think it is funny

That all the self proclaimed Atheists are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.  At least I have the...

Dec 18th

randomlunatic:via lolthulhu.com A day is not a day without...

Dec 18th

“toiletcake”
— Kris Payne BEST WORD EVER.

Dec 18th

feistyred:mufti: I am now convinced after seeing this...

Dec 18th

Fuck the airlines

As if airlines dont charge enough for tickets, I have just been informed that I have to pay to check...

Dec 18th

Giftmas Schedule

12/23-25 Monterey, CA 12/26-28 San Jose, CA Holla at yo gurl!

Dec 18th

shorterexcerpts:(via bmichael)

Dec 18th

On the facebook newsfeed.....

Crotchrocket had left this wall comment for another friend of ours.  It’s always nice to be...

Dec 18th

folkinz: from the year in pictures… lightning bolts...

Dec 18th

Lover, why are you dim?  

Dec 17th

If this bitch and Pete Wentz had a baby it would be a huge...

Dec 17th

Is it ok

to cancel a date because you cant be bothered to shower?

Dec 17th

This is another bitch who sucks and needs to go away.  PMS...

Dec 17th

So this is usually about the time my holiday cheer starts to kick in and my excitement beginsto grow...

Dec 17th

Watch

shorterexcerpts:lfarm: oh beautiful internet, there is nothing you can’t do, is there?

Dec 17th

dazzlingdelta:blakeley: Gawker’s Top 10 Favorite Videos of...

Dec 17th

Dear Alohanico

It was in jest…as that was a retarded statement to be printed by The Associated Press.

Dec 17th

GPOYW.  The drunk as hell on my last flight to CA version. ...

Dec 17th

Dear Parents:

“According to most reports, Laura Garza came to New York for the very same reasons so many...

Dec 17th

kiamatthews: frangry: Zac Efron is prettier than every...

Dec 17th

lomo:The Beautiful Ordinary (via lomo) I really should have...

Dec 17th

Email from my stepfather. He knows...

Call home, please. Your Mom is concerned because she couldn’t reach you and your message box was all...

Dec 17th

shorterexcerpts:benjichan: It’s so funny how we don’t...

Dec 16th

T-Minus

One week and counting until I leave for CA.  I’ve just realized I have a party almost every...

Dec 16th

HOW DARE SHE USE BETH DITTO IN HER CRAPPY QUEST FOR...

Dec 15th

Watch

The word stealing whore in question…Lady Gaga’s Just Dance

Dec 15th

“That Lady GaGa song “Just Dance” is the story of every...”
— (via girlwearsmascara) Or...

Dec 15th

Ten Reasons Why The George W. Bush Shoe...

Dec 15th

borednyc: New York Magazine’s reasons to love this city...

Dec 15th

Ironic Ad Placement (see bottom of article)

Dec 15th

Watch

I also hate this bitch right here.  She can go eat a dick on her own time.  Guy Ritchie got much...

Dec 15th

The Demise of Dating

Dec 15th

Fuck You, Penguin

Dec 15th

Watch

Thanks kjohnson.  This started my whole Beyonce hatred a few weeks ago.  It’s just too much. ...

Dec 15th

AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Beyonce.  Why?  I...

Dec 15th

So I am about to write a hate blog about Beyonce and I...

Dec 15th

I just spilled an entire large coffee...

I hate today

Dec 15th

Michael left Frangry’s party to go to a lesbian bar.  True story. 

Dec 15th

Me and my BFF from Frangry’s birthday.  He looks so...

Dec 15th

8pm

Still want to die

Dec 15th

It’s 5:16pm.  I just woke up about 30 minutes ago.  Happy Birthday, lover.  I fucking hate you...

Dec 14th

(via sparo) Always gets reblogged

Dec 14th

best of craigslist : SWF who isn't asking too...

Dec 13th

Antikris 1; Frangry 0

Antikris: hahaha
Antikris: you're friends with XXX
Antikris: You loser
Frangry: you fucked him
Frangry: whos the loser now
Antirkris: so
Antikris: you fucked XXX
Frangry: dont even get me started
Frangry: XXX
Antikris: you made out with XXX
Frangry: ok you win.
Frangry: fuck, im killing myself

Dec 13th

Wrong numbers are fun

Guy with thick accent: Hello, I waiting for you
AntiKris: Oh is that so (in sexy voice)
Guy: I wait for you to come long time now!!
AntiKris: Well you have to try harder
Guy: I upset you dont come yet!
AntiKris: Believe me it's hurting me more
Guy: Is this driver?
AntiKris: No you have the wrong number

Dec 13th

Yeah, maybe dont expect too much tonight.  This bitch doesnt...

Dec 13th

I'm making out with everyone at the party,...

Dec 13th

Tonight

Is going to be a disaster

Dec 13th

If there were a Tumblr beauty contest

krispayne: jgh: AntiKris would win. The end. You mean Kris Payne.  It’s an easy mistake. I’ll...

Dec 13th

frangry: Top two highest played songs in Kris Payne’s...

Dec 13th

blakeley: Diana’s Photobooth @ The Last Media Meshing,...

Dec 13th

miltnr: Fuck you, Ticketmaster! Nickelback matches my...

Dec 12th

sorry i, eh, farted

Dec 12th

Silicon Alley Insider - The Final Media...

Dec 12th

malty: 1923 – 2008

Dec 12th

dazzlingdelta:dailyotter: Via  ”i heard shes a real...

Dec 12th

whatcriscilikes: <3 sooshi: via revolveclothing.com,...

Dec 12th

mills: I don’t have the wit to contribute to most memes,...

Dec 12th

Watch

sonyamcneil: This is the best thing I have seen all year.  2008 is now complete as far as the...

Dec 11th

shorterexcerpts:realrealsoft:fatmanatee: JIZZED IN MY...

Dec 11th

Actor slits own throat on stage when prop...

Dec 11th

“nudawn’s lost that loving feeling for blogging.”
— AntiKris

Dec 11th

(via sparo) by the way…fuckyeahxzibit.tumblr.com has...

Dec 11th

borednyc:animalinsider: Me and nudawn at Meshing tonight. ...

Dec 11th

krispayne: most the people I work with

Dec 11th

(via krispayne) Xzibit on Media Meshing.  But you didnt...

Dec 11th

“Anytime any nickelback song is played anywhere, every dude’s...”
— Kris Payne Everytime a...

Dec 11th

Remind me to never date a tumblr...oof

Dec 11th

dazzlingdelta:thewarindrew: Never watched Lost, but...

Dec 11th

How do determine if you really like...

lovepuppy: There are two (and only two) options: a) You want to spend...

Dec 11th

On not getting laid

AntiKris: My sex drive is massive
AntiKris: My sex drive is like the Chris Farley of sex drives
Orell: Bloated and Sweaty?
AntiKris: sdlkfjlsdkjflsdkjflskjdf

Dec 11th

Listen

onemoretimewithfeeling:lorenrochelle: Band of Horses- No One’s Gonna Love You I LOVE this...

Dec 11th

The Best Things I Put in My Mouth This...

brianvan:andrearos Well his attitude sucked but he tasted delicious.  I’m going to go...

Dec 11th

Two things that will always make me laugh and never get...

Dec 11th

Listen

Stranger Lover by Ghostland Observatory.  I hear from several people how awesome they are live and...

Dec 11th

This weekend starts tomorrow!!!!

Tomorrow: Meshing and some other party retardedness Friday: Off work for the day and then Ghostland...

Dec 11th

On the load in the face pic below

I love and hate this pic. This pic was taken circa 3 years ago by my ex.  We were having an argument...

Dec 11th

GPOYW. The remember the time I practiced safe sex version.

Dec 11th

shorterexcerpts:(via siddman) We have a late entry to the...

Dec 11th

maniacalrage: Word

Dec 11th

acidreams: Atheists: The Real Ghostbusters:(via swas:...

Dec 10th

shorterexcerpts: via chronicfail) This will never get...

Dec 10th

krispayne: To: AntiKris From: krispayne

Dec 10th

“I’d just like world peace and a boyfriend with an 8-inch...”
— Jolie

Dec 10th

jennifur85: Kris Payne in 20 years.

Dec 10th

“i wanted to make an xhibit meme photo, to put into your...”
— Kris Payne

Dec 10th

Frangry and AntiKris’ Sunday plans…sofa and...

Dec 10th

Liver FAIL. Oof

Dec 10th

dazzlingdelta:dailyotter:  thats how i felt this morning

Dec 10th

This was just delivered to my office.  Um...

Dec 10th

“I aint sayin she a gold digga, but she aint messin wit no...”
— Kanye West Word.

Dec 10th

Courtesy of Matt Jordan.  Yes, it made me laugh.  Thank...

Dec 10th

Someone please make me laugh.  I have one hell of a hangover and the only thing that will make me...

Dec 10th

“She makes any pair of pants bellbottoms”
— Michael Orell

Dec 10th

acidreams: Sometimes less is more.   

Dec 10th

lomo: Apartment Therapy Main - Hot or Not? Brussels...

Dec 10th

Listen

suckafuck:hrrrthrrr: [ humpty dance….digital underground ]

Dec 10th

GPOYW.  The I will be too hungover tomorrow and we’ve...

Dec 10th

Looking for a room to rent in East Village?

Dec 9th

christinahaberkern: One of the greatest depictions of boob...

Dec 9th

soupsoup:whatson:sangsara Now you know why Apple lets their...

Dec 9th

cajunboy: Barack Obama’s open Senate seat is now up for sale...

Dec 9th

I got 5 on dat Senate seat, fool

Dec 9th

“Michael Orell can suck it!”
— Soup

Dec 9th

“Happiness is too often confused with contentment, and...”
— Comme des Fuckdown (via...

Dec 9th

dazzlingdelta:dailyotter:  how have i not known theres a...

Dec 9th

shorterexcerpts: Never gets old to me.

Dec 9th

Media Meshing Last.0

Is going to be fun.  I have the following day off work so I wont be doing my usual 9pm drunk and...

Dec 9th

The batteries I used in the middle of...

frangry: Just wanna make that clear for everyone. You’re lame. I took the batteries out of my...

Dec 9th

The Best Letterman Interviews of 2008

Dec 8th

Gothamist: "Sponsored Post - What is your...

Dec 8th

TV shows that used be okay, but now suck

whiteleatherpalace: kjohnson: I’ll start: Desperate Housewives  Iron Chef Entourage &...

Dec 8th

This guy looks familiar and that is kinda...

Dec 8th

It's lamest tumblr meme ever day!

Happy LTMED! 

Dec 8th

dazzlingdelta:shiningstar: I gotta quit drinking 

Dec 8th

Dont drink and douche

Dec 8th

lesbenjamin: ok thats it. I’ve seen everything there is to...

Dec 8th

Watch

More from my BF Trent.  Courtesy of lesbenjamin

Dec 8th

My problem with brunch is one of.....

Timing of course.  Also, I cannot stand waiting to get a table when I am hung the fuck over and...

Dec 8th

Brunch

Dec 8th

Is this something new

I just saw a commercial for a vibrator.  Is this a new thing?  Are we doing this now?  First the...

Dec 8th

soupsoup:inothernews:jessicachu: (via adamiss)

Dec 8th

shorterexcerpts:lickystickypicky: someone with an unique...

Dec 8th

I need to hang out with nudawn and puke in a cab

Dec 8th

Exciting Saturday night. Date. Cable.  AK47. Mao trying to...

Dec 7th

“I’m just a soul whose intentions are good. Please dont...”
— Nina Simone

Dec 7th

Watch

Is it me or is this scene and song amazing?

Dec 7th

Dear Disapproving Monkey

Your douche posts are making my vagina heal itself closed. Gross

Dec 7th

katiebakes:blakeley: Ghetto vanilla extract at the bodega...

Dec 7th

I just had to remove that pic of the wine bottle Christmas tree cause some douche packer emailed me...

Dec 6th

“I have bursts of being a lady but it doesnt last long”
— Shelley Winters

Dec 6th

juliaallison: This is a screenshot of my iPhotos file...

Dec 6th

eec:unicornfandance: for seriously.

Dec 5th

The day they found O.J. not guilty

I was in 10th Grade.  One of the oldest tumblrs in the hizzouse! chfdigital: Is it time...

Dec 5th

YES!

More tumblr drama.  Awesome! 

Dec 5th

folkinz: someone needs to go back to the thunderdome… ...

Dec 5th

Port Authority Sermons

Has anyone else seen the bat-shit-crazy lady screaming about Jesus who resides in the underpass from...

Dec 5th

eec: yay dick in the mouth santa is finally up in my bldg!...

Dec 5th

Watch

Not really sure what this is but fuck it, I’m in love

Dec 5th

I know this is old.  I made soup find it for me.  I love all...

Dec 5th

It is time to leave my block

I’ve lived here 5 years.  I’ve already written about how well my neighborhood bodega,...

Dec 5th

NYC Hair

Can anyone recommend a decently priced, decent salon to get a cut in Manhattan.  The girl I have...

Dec 5th

My girl comes next week.  Yeeeee Haaaaaa

Dec 5th

realrealsoft:robotlove:entrails:headsoak:noahkai: wayne-remy:...

Dec 5th

On Crotchrocket’s looming visit

Dec 5th

Trader Joes sells baby bags of microwave popcorn.  <3

Dec 5th

It’s called a Frangrito, bitches.  Keep an eye out at...

Dec 5th

It’s all about rockin the recession food

Dec 5th

Watch

So AWESOME

Dec 5th

Sometimes the way tumblr summarizes is quite comical.  

Dec 5th

Those Alpaca’s are assholes…flaunting their ass...

Dec 5th

It really is the perfect food group

Dec 5th

whatcriscilikes: realrealsoft:lindsay lohan died her hair...

Dec 4th

AntiKris: I have to pee but am too lazy to get up
Fleshblocks: Wear diapers
Fleshblocks: astronauts do it and every kid wants to be one of those, you'll almost be the perfect model for todays youth

Dec 4th

bigcrush:boxofchocolates: You’ll shoot your eye out Plax!...

Dec 4th

New Years, New York, No funds?  Anything going on that fit all three criteria? The recently laid...

Dec 4th

10 ways to tell that you are not cut out...

thebestbirthcontrolofall: 1. You hate repeating yourself Most of parenting involves saying the...

Dec 4th

Today REALLY sucks

It’s going to rain I am so bored tumblr sucks the guy who works next to me just farted all...

Dec 4th

Watch

My theme for the weekend.  Quite possibly tonight.  Definitely tomorrow.  Definitely...

Dec 4th

i hate to admit this, but mary's new haircut...

Dec 4th

Today is like blue balls.  I had high hopes, was all excited, and now all those feelings have left...

Dec 4th

Watch

Currently Listening to: Pink Floyd’s Another Brick In The Wall “if you dont eat your...

Dec 4th

Booger Etiquette

Look, I know most of us will look at the product we produce when blowing our nose…but when...

Dec 4th

lomo: Cute Overload - Plumber Mouse has both a crack and...

Dec 4th

Who's fake today?

I am wearing a padded bra so something is definitely an illusion with me today. krispayne: That was...

Dec 4th

Amy Poehler’s 8 Simple Rules for Being a...

borednyc: randominternet: 1. Be nice to everyone, especially people wearing hospital bracelets. ...

Dec 4th

SNPD.  Shopping for new panties so I wont be SN.  

Dec 4th

Frangry's Interview

So, do you hang out with AntiKris like the all time and have hot blog girl parties in hot tubs with...

Dec 4th

sarahchristine: jgh: via www.goodplasticsurgery.com Good...

Dec 4th

lomo: Pancho Tolchinsky

Dec 4th

“Only one comfy sock. The other is made of burlap. (It’s a...”
— Brianvan You’re good...

Dec 4th

GPOYW.  The REAL me.  Single awesomeness night.  Good book,...

Dec 4th

realrealsoft:ruthbuzzi: This was the first thing that made...

Dec 3rd

“Sometime tumblr produces gold. The rest of the time its just...”
— Les Benjamin (via...

Dec 3rd

The real question is:

frangry: Who’s going to care for Chris Reinhard during his vulnerable time of need? C’mon ladies,...

Dec 3rd

henryeatspeople:(via:kathlellen:edatrix)

Dec 3rd

jmdj:(via iammattjordan)

Dec 3rd

“Brief Interviews with Hideous Men”
— A quote taken from...

Dec 3rd