The AntiKris

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“See you later, girl”
— Referring to someone as “girl”...
May 31st
maniacalrage: hugehuge: Recumbent 3 a.m. conversation a few days ago: She [sincerely and...
May 30th
“I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t...”
— Thomas Edison (via hrrrthrrr)
May 29th

Perhaps my filtering device is stuck on...

So there’s a potential suitor.  One who is nice, pretty cute, makes good money, has a good...
May 29th
How could anyone, even Ashley Simpson, let this hobbit put...
May 28th
Warch Watch
maniacalrage: I can’t believe people watch CSI: Miami. David Caruso is one of the worst performers...
May 28th
ohmygodthismanisperfect
May 27th
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not...”
— Dave Barry (via derbygirl). ...
May 26th

In true Frangry fashion....

 I tripped WHILE DRUNK, fell on concrete and have bruises and scrapes all over.  
May 25th
This made me laugh so damn hard
May 25th
“I bought you dinner and you’re just going to go home?!”
May 24th

Cat Poo

 My cat is so lazy he doesnt even cover his poo anymore.  He takes the stinkiest shits.  I think he...
May 23rd
Warch Watch
 I think I am in love with him
May 23rd
whokilled: “My anxieties have anxieties.”
May 23rd
This stuff is the shit.  (pardon the pun)
May 23rd

That's it! I am leaving!!!

So on this gorgeous day when everything was feeling like perfection, I manage to become so enraged I...
May 23rd

Jesus why cant I just meet "the one"

 So I went on a sort of date because this dude who likes me said “hey, I am in your...
May 23rd

Fireworks?

frangry: WTF is that noise? Anyone else live near the East Village and been hearing those...
May 23rd
“Nothing is worth more than this day”
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
May 22nd
I am so sick of the rain.  It’s felt like it has been...
May 22nd
“Support Bacteria: It’s the only culture some people...”
May 22nd
 Dude.  This is Sharon Stone.  What the FUCK is that?  Does...
May 22nd

Should I be flattered or ashamed?

So my friend just asked me where she should buy a vibrator.  I dont know whether to be flattered by...
May 21st
My ass isnt making me feel as bad today.  I may even go home...
May 21st
whateverlolawants: Boy fights are exciting because you never...
May 21st

And poof, he's gone

Cute guy: let's go to dinner then go to my place this Friday.
AntiKris: That sounds good actually, where do you live.
Cute Guy: Long Island
AntiKris: Oof, nevermind
May 21st
“Your eyes are so pretty they make me want to kill myself”
May 21st
“It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those...”
— W. Somerset Maugham (via...
May 21st
This made me giggle
May 21st
I hate my job.  I have been working my ASS off, quite...
May 21st

Another day another issue

 Another medication my body resists, another medication my insurance doesnt cover.  I am sick of...
May 21st
 It’s been that kinda of day
May 20th
Warch Watch
 Just wanted to share my favorite
May 20th
“Can I ask you a question? Should I take these nylons off or...”
May 20th
 For those of you who need some practice with that whole...
May 20th
“maybe you’d get more dates if you weren’t such a...”
May 20th
 On saturday as I strolled about town I ran into this on the...
May 20th
 I loved him.  Now he’s dating an Olsen whorebag.  it...
May 20th
 Look at what a fucking mess my apartment is.  My roommate...
May 20th

Father of the Year

 Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past month, you’ve all heard about Josef...
May 20th
 By far the most beautiful woman in Hollywood.  I love her
May 20th
A drag queen robbed a Burger King in New Orleans last week. ...
May 19th

oof and ick

so I went to my friends party…got wasted…had an ok time.  I went on a quasi date with...
May 19th
 I love her.  I love him.  His weird obsession with...
May 18th
 Best conversation ever
May 18th
This is really disturbing
May 18th

I am becoming a cougar

So on Friday my Brit friend and I went out scouting “booty”.  It’s been a while...
May 18th

It's Sunday. Time for Church!

Usually on a Sunday I’d be watching Black Movies with Frangry and eating junk food.  Today...
May 18th
May 18th