I am a Sex Nazi
AntiKris: If I could, I would name a turd after you
AntiKris: so in honor of you...the big, alcohol poo I just had
AntiKris: I am naming it Crotchrocket
Crotchrocket: you are such a charmer
AntiKris: I am cute, I dont have to charm
Crotchrocket: considering your dating situation, you may want to reconsider that philosophy
AntiKris: I have plenty of dudes after me
AntiKris: I just dont want any of them
AntiKris: it's called being selective, Mr. Slutty Pants
Crotchrocket: you're the sex nazi
Jul 30th
Ordering from my bodega ( I am a bit...
AntiKris: Can I place an order for delivery please
AntiKris: Gives address
Korean Deli dude: Hello, how are you?
AntiKris: I'm good how are you?
Korean: Karaoke tonight?
AntiKris: No, not tonight.
Korean: Coor's Light and Parliament Light?
AntiKris: No, just papertowels, cat litter, and toilet paper
Korean: NO BEER?!
Jul 27th