The AntiKris

Why So Serious

I just came from seeing Dark Knight.  I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Christian Bale is hotter than ever,...

Aug 1st

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marklisanti: THIS MUST BE REBLOGGED. We have no choice in the matter, interior crocodile alligator...

Jul 31st

malty: emo cow

Jul 31st

juliaallison: Yawning on the way to Betsey Johnson’s 30th...

Jul 31st

“Well, because I’m a little bit rock and roll and...”
— AntiKris shooting down some...

Jul 31st

A Few Questions

A. Do women still wear suntan colored nylons? B. Why the fuck would someone wear nylons in 90...

Jul 31st

I think now is a perfect time to post this here pic.  Dont...

Jul 31st

onemoretimewithfeeling: brianvan: From the “mother...

Jul 31st

Tumblr Karaoke

For the record.  It aint the type of place where you actually have to sing to have a good time.  ...

Jul 31st

Tumblr Karaoke

I checked with the owner and they’ve got no private parties booked so to those who can face...

Jul 31st

Poll

If Frangry and I throw a Karaoke tumblr party on a Tuesday, who would come…

Jul 31st

acidreams: gf2: Horse saying “holla” is all...

Jul 31st

It totally makes my day when one of my...

frangry: Right now it’s Flo Rida’s Low. True true. Dude, they play this on KTU (which my...

Jul 31st

Wikipedia's answer for where babies come...

It depends on what kind of baby. In humans, babies grow in the body of the mother (in the uterus)...

Jul 31st

People considering dwelling in LIC...

The diner across the street from my office has been a local hangout for the construction workers...

Jul 31st

“I also hate men with mood swings worse than a woman sitting...”
— AntiKris

Jul 31st

eec: this print reminds me of something that would wash up...

Jul 31st

This makes me very sad.

Jul 31st

nudawn: bagcoffee:

Jul 31st

Fuck you Mr. Mazzhole (although I think...

AntiKris: Look what I just got (showing pic of delicious Pinkberry)
Mr. Mazz: Shh, can you hear that?
AntiKris: What?
Mr. Mazz: I can hear your ass getting fatter
AntiKris: l;sorlweuir;ouiwej;fkjhsaldkjsldkafjsldkjflsdkjflksdjflskjf DICK

Jul 31st

“Your mind is like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and...”
— My fortune just sent to me via...

Jul 31st

The Jew Bus vs The Chinatown Bus

I posted something about the Jew Bus.  Maybe people are curious about this.  For all your Northeast...

Jul 31st

Recent news in the father/grandfather case

Jul 31st

I like when I get reblogged.

Jul 31st

My cat is on his way to this.....

Jul 31st

That's why I take the Jew bus

Jul 31st

One Hundred BILLION dollars!!!!! (obviously...

Jul 31st

“I also fucking hate it when people WrItE LikE THis.”
— Antikris

Jul 31st

soupsoup: topherchris: Garfield Minus Garfield and Jon...

Jul 31st

$150 bar bill at 2nd on 2nd Karaoke. ...

nudawn: QAing a million dollar site is not a task well suited for those that are insanely hungover...

Jul 31st

Frangry, where art thou?  Your lover is worried

Jul 31st

Some serious news

Jul 31st

A flicker of hope for us Scrabble loving...

Jul 31st

“so glad that i started following the tumblrs of you, nudawn...”
— cajun boy

Jul 31st

I think Rachel Bilson is as cute as a button.  These...

Jul 31st

For all you weed heads

Jul 31st

“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you...”
— Lewis Black, pretty much...

Jul 31st

Night Night Tumblrs….putting an end to this bad day

Jul 31st

Watch

I still think this is one of the most brilliant commercials ever. 

Jul 31st

frangry: brianvan

Jul 31st

“A real friend is someone who wont put up with your bullshit,...”
— AntiKris

Jul 31st

dude.  Both me and my roommate have these weird, not burn, but like permanent red marks on our...

Jul 31st

OOOOOOOOOOOOH YIAAAAAAAAH!

Jul 30th

And now for the bad news

cajunboy: The Post is reporting that New York is so fucked financially that it may have to sell...

Jul 30th

nudawn: Not shaving above the knee proved to be only the first of many bad decisions she would make...

Jul 30th

For once, some good news

cajunboy: Doctors at the University of Texas Medical Center in Houston may have found a cure for...

Jul 30th

Jul 30th

True Story

I once totally lost my boner for a dude after finding out he used a PC

Jul 30th

I am an asshole

So on numerous occasions I have seen someone coming in the door behind me but not made eye contact...

Jul 30th

I am a Sex Nazi

AntiKris: If I could, I would name a turd after you
AntiKris: so in honor of you...the big, alcohol poo I just had
AntiKris: I am naming it Crotchrocket
Crotchrocket: you are such a charmer
AntiKris: I am cute, I dont have to charm
Crotchrocket: considering your dating situation, you may want to reconsider that philosophy
AntiKris: I have plenty of dudes after me
AntiKris: I just dont want any of them
AntiKris: it's called being selective, Mr. Slutty Pants
Crotchrocket: you're the sex nazi

Jul 30th

Dear Ryan Gosling,

frangry: Don’t get too beefcakey. I love you, but I’m not so into biceps that are bigger than my...

Jul 30th

Currently listening to:

Total Eclipse of the Heart. Me and Frangry rocked that shit last night!

Jul 30th

“i’m the anti-lol”
— matthew (which is high german...

Jul 30th

My friend facebooking to make me feel...

Crotchrocket has named a sewage plant after you Gee, thanks

Jul 30th

On Manhattan Laziness

My coworker and I were driving back from our meeting in Westchester today and we were discussing the...

Jul 30th

THIS is NOT what I need to see when I am not feeling well.

Jul 30th

Antikris: this place is filled with gay fags.
Frangry: as opposed to straight ones?

Jul 30th

Currently listening to:

The sound of my coworker fart in his sleep.  No joke.

Jul 30th

» 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Jul 30th

Perez Hilton Story

LezLo and her gal pal, saMAN Ronson spent Monday night pAArtying it up in NYC. Sources reveal...

Jul 30th

Beertopia - lamer than anticipated

kingofspills: So the mini-tumblr meet-up that ended up being Beertopia last night was kind of a...

Jul 30th

I feel like this today.  I had too many Blue Moon’s...

Jul 30th

Iron Woman

malty: Last night I was ironing some of my shirts while I was on the phone with my friend. He was...

Jul 30th

i have the worst cramps of my life...i...

(via imamess) Get with the times, lady.  LAST WEEK was period week.  ;) Feel better, take a vicadin...

Jul 30th

SOMEBODY stayed home from work today.  I am jealous of that somebody.  I think that somebody should...

Jul 30th

Beertopia: Tonight at Pourhouse!

kingofspills: 3rd and 11th $10 for 12 tastes. Yum. I am going to this.  

Jul 29th

Not to obnoxiously brag, fellow foodies, but...

Jul 29th

Who wants to Brunch and Botanical Gardens on Sunday?

Jul 29th

Awe, how cute.

My friend: I just wanted to let you know there was a large earthquake in LA just now
AntiKris: please. Crotchrocket told me about it the minute it happened and it was posted on tumblr 5 minutes before CNN did! Go read my blog. OLD NEWS
My friend: Yes I saw it. Sorry my bad. I should have known you would have heard the moment it happend INTERNET WHORE!!!!!!

Jul 29th

catedunn: Good Luck With Your Hell Demons: Dead Monster...

Jul 29th

disapprovingmonkey: antikris: Is it fucked up that the first thing I’d run out of my house with in...

Jul 29th

“I don’t really have habits or hobbies, I consider myself to...”
— my conscience (via jmdj)

Jul 29th

Is it fucked up that the first thing I’d run out of my house with in an emergency would be my...

Jul 29th

A Thought That Just Occurred To Me In...

marklisanti: God is expressing his displeasure about the shuttering of Scrabulous.

Jul 29th

“Q: What should I do during an EQ? A: Get under a desk and...”
— USGS FAQ on Earthquake...

Jul 29th

Earthquakes

Growing up in Northern CA, I experienced many a earthquake.  My largest was the 1989 ‘World...

Jul 29th

soupsoup: Tumblr had CNN beat by a good 5 minutes. The...

Jul 29th

Breaking News

Earthquake in LA.  Hope everyone is ok

Jul 29th

Fuck Fucking Hasbro Idea: AntiKris Skillz: soupsoup

Jul 29th

jennifur85: Best way to spend a Sunday.  At the Sunburnt Cow...

Jul 29th

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FUCK HASBRO!!!!!!!!  THEY SHUT DOWN SCRABULOUS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Well, no reason for...

Jul 29th

emilyposts:

Jul 29th

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sarazucker: the ting tings - that’s not my name (I have already posted this song, but reblogging...

Jul 29th

Overheard In NY

Little guy to big guy wearing fur hat: You know, wearing fur is murder.
Big guy wearing fur hat: So is me pushing you off the train.

Jul 29th

AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Jon Voight.  Why? ...

Jul 29th

Shia LeBeouf’s Mom.  Oof.

Jul 29th

And his legacy will live on....and on....and...

Jul 29th

Yeah, I could see myself doing this when my...

Jul 29th

OH HELL NO

What the HELL does this mean?! I was finally beating Crotchrocket for the first time...

Jul 29th

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soupsoup: Douchebag cop tosses man off bicycle at Critical Mass. Enjoy losing your job,...

Jul 29th

Weeds is gettin gooooooooood!  

Jul 29th

onemoretimewithfeeling: This is so ridiculous, but it made...

Jul 29th

Frangry: so when are you moving to ny?
Frangry: OMG OMG OMG
Babs: maybe by next month
Babs: we will see
Frangry: fdahfgdjakfgdkjfgakjfdgalfhdal
Frangry: ndfhagfhdajkgfdjkahgfdahjksfdajkf
Frangry: OMGGGGGGGGGG
Babs: are you drunk?
Frangry: NO!
Frangry: fuck
Frangry: you
Frangry: cant a girl just be excited that her BFF is moving to NY!
Babs: I'm glad your excited
Frangry: bitch.
First of all, Oh HELL no. BFF? Secondly, it's 'you're'. I can rip on people too

Jul 29th

Listen

Currently Listening To: No More Words by Berlin (cause it’s awesome and fits)

Jul 29th

Today is not the day to mess with me.

sarahchristine: I’m taking bitches out left and right.

Jul 28th

“Growing up is never easy. You hold on to things that were....”
— The Wonder Years ...

Jul 28th

Who didn't see this one coming?

biteofpythias: cajunboy: Homeland security to begin issuing heightened terror alerts soon.

Jul 28th

“I give up on trying to have sex. Like all things, I do it...”
— AntiKris

Jul 28th

“I’ll wash but I’ll never be clean”
— Cajun Boy’s lady friend

Jul 28th

That last post.

kingofspills: I had the thought this weekend that it would be funny if God-flavored sentiments...

Jul 28th

Crotchrocket knows how to cheer me up AND...

Jul 28th

Scrabble needs to catch up with the...

Crotchrocket: scrabulous just denied the word negro
Crotchrocket: bastard
AntiKris: well so did restrooms so I guess that is expected
Crotchrocket: luckily civil rights won't stop me from kicking your ass in this game

Jul 28th

christinahaberkern: Sorry, Soupsoup, New York is a far...

Jul 28th

“There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.”
— Frank Lloyd Wright

Jul 28th

Watch

davidtrawin: The Raveonettes - Dead Sound (Acoustic)

Jul 28th

kingofspills: whatcriscilikes: Which way is she turning...

Jul 28th

lomo: Pixdaus: God Gave Us Pics!  I appreciate the cute...

Jul 28th

I dont know about you; but I am really sick and tired of...

Jul 28th

AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day. Shia LaDouche.  Why? ...

Jul 28th

whatcriscilikes: 22-year-old Vitaly Kovtun was stopped at...

Jul 28th

onemoretimewithfeeling: Hello, I Would Like To Buy A...

Jul 28th

“There goes the neighborhood”
— It was Ice T, but AntiKris is...

Jul 28th

I have to move

I just went to my indoor fire escape with great acoustics to smoke.  Let one accidently slip out....

Jul 28th

It’s Krisney, bitch!  Creds to soupsoup

Jul 28th

nudawn: Las Vegas I was about to rip on you and be like,...

Jul 28th

Exclusive! AntiKris gets drunk and eats a...

Jul 28th

PISSING MY PANTS

Jul 28th

and here

Jul 28th

wait for it

Jul 28th

wait for it

Jul 28th

ready….

Jul 28th

Haha.  Lost some followers cause of my fat punk whore posts….again. PUSSIES

Jul 28th

(via soupsoup)

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nudawn: (via soupsoup) YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE MUST...

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superdoofus-stratodrive: from this thread. here ya go,...

Jul 28th

(via nudawn)

Jul 28th

nudawn: seriously…i can do this forever

Jul 28th

LOVE IT! Thanks nudawn.  Let’s start the recreation...

Jul 28th

Can anyone find me the pic and also photoshop recreations of that fat punk rock retard girl slam...

Jul 28th

“Maybe love shouldnt be such hard work”
— Dorothy, Jerry McGuire

Jul 28th

Ordering from my bodega ( I am a bit...

AntiKris: Can I place an order for delivery please
AntiKris: Gives address
Korean Deli dude: Hello, how are you?
AntiKris: I'm good how are you?
Korean: Karaoke tonight?
AntiKris: No, not tonight.
Korean: Coor's Light and Parliament Light?
AntiKris: No, just papertowels, cat litter, and toilet paper
Korean: NO BEER?!

Jul 27th

cajunboy: I can stop staring at this monkey/pig thing, which...

Jul 27th

Listen

Currently listening to: Glory Box by Portishead (I am very much feeling this song right now)

Jul 27th

“Hormones run a muck with no one to fuck”
— AntiKris

Jul 27th

“I have feelings about you, not for you; there’s a very...”
— Sally Field’s character...

Jul 27th

The F Train

I went to Coney Island again today.  There was an abundance of crazies on the train.  I think at...

Jul 27th

blakeley: juliaallison: Talking with Chamillionaire at...

Jul 27th

On the topic of internet lovins..

Jul 27th

And more…There are 730 people who “wish to date...

Jul 27th

Seriously.  WTF?  Am I featured in India or something?  

Jul 27th

HOLY SHIT.  Naked male knife fight in Eastern Promises....

Jul 27th

My “people who wish to date you” list on...

Jul 27th

christ you two, get a room

nudawn: brianvan: antikris: nudawn: you’re fogging up my dashboard. Oh go puke in a cab,...

Jul 27th

Dear AppleNetwork6023d

nudawn: thank you for allowing me to steal your wifi.  the force is strong with you.  but you must...

Jul 27th

christ you two, get a room

nudawn: you’re fogging up my dashboard. Oh go puke in a cab, Nudawn.  

Jul 27th

brianvan: antikris: (But the real question is: Are you hot...

Jul 27th

brianvan: (via antikris) I laugh because I’m a better...

Jul 27th

The Impending iPhone Subprime Crisis

rickyv: Since there are no results on Google for this term, let me be the one to coin it. The...

Jul 27th

It’s 11:12pm on a Saturday.  I am watching soft porn....

Jul 27th

This is what I look like when I drink too much.  I think I...

Jul 27th

Jul 27th

Jul 27th

“I think you dislocated my vagina”
— Wanda Sykes

Jul 27th

Blakeley knows me well. 

Jul 27th

Twas a good night

I have unexplainable bruises and makeout road rash.  It was a good night

Jul 26th

Currently Watching: Sexy Beast I fucking love this movie

Jul 26th

“My life is a mess, but it’s a good mess”
— AntiKris

Jul 26th

Why Antikris is mylover.

Frangry: I got a facial and now I got mad zits
Antikris: I got drunk and now I got mad regrets

Jul 26th

nudawn: “I brought my own stash just in case”

Jul 26th

An open letter to Frangry

Yes, I am alive.  

Jul 26th

“My dick, pink and big. Your dick, stinks like shit”
— Mickey Avalon.  (via...

Jul 26th

“My dick, pink and big. Your dick, stinks like shit”
— Mickey Avalon. 

Jul 26th

Listen

Currently Listening to: Mr. Right by Mickey Avalon (My getting ready for I dont know what night)

Jul 26th

lomo: Pixdaus: God Gave Us Pics!

Jul 26th

Condoms are indeed useless, not mention...

cajunboy: Blakeley: it hurts when i pee. me: WHO YOU BEEN BANGIN’ BOY?! Blakeley: that’s the...

Jul 25th

I’ve had some good chats today.  I kinda dont want to go out tonight because my internet...

Jul 25th

After stalking my friend's facebook for...

AntiKris: and who's this bitch giving you pickles
Crotchrocket: i gave her a pickle
Crotchrocket: she's my friend from london
AntiKris: i think I am jealous
Crotchrocket: i can give you a pickle too if that makes you feel better
AntiKris: I dont want your sloppy second pickles
AntiKris: and who the fuck are you biting
AntiKris: you're like a facebook SLUT
Crotchrocket: those in tumblr slut houses shouldn't throw stones

Jul 25th

With a slip of the finger

Frangry: whatcha doin
AntiKris: not working
Frangry: true, me either
Frangry: im home!
AntiKris: eat a fick
Frangry: yum, i love fick
AntiKris: fick is fantastic
Frangry: i love sucking fick
AntiKris: I like a good hard fick
AntiKris: I think I am going to try and find a fick to fack me
Frangry: hahaha
Frangry: i fove you
AntiKris: I fove you too
AntiKris: gimme me a fiss
Frangry: fagina
AntiKris: fasshole

Jul 25th

True story: This just happened

Two door to door Mormons dressed in white button up shirts, ties: Have you found jesus?
AntiKris: No, and I dont have time to be looking for him
Mormons: But....
AntiKris: (interrupting them) Shhh

Jul 25th

“Your smile makes everyone realize that the world is a lovely...”
— The fortune just sent to my...

Jul 25th

Taking from jennifur85. Celebrity Look Alikes.  Almost...

Jul 25th

Jessica Simpson’s toes.  BLECK.  Let me say that I...

Jul 25th

My poop post lost me about 6 followers.  Babies.  Didnt anyone ever tell you about the book,...

Jul 25th

Jul 25th

Girl Talk

AntiKris: i had a shitty poo.
AntiKris: it was not satisfying
Frangry: me too
Frangry: lame
AntiKris: yeah, all push and no product
AntiKris: gay
Frangry: I'm so hungover that when I pushed when I pooed, it made my head hurt.

Jul 25th

I am a believer!

Jul 25th

I’ve been noticing many people in the city have been...

Jul 25th

Am I an asshole or just really awesome.

jennifur85: My actions lately warrant either a) a slap in the face or b) a high five.

Jul 25th

Definitely NOT the cure for a hangover

AntiKris: Dude, the last thing I need is to walk into the bathroom at work and see someone's poo remnants in the bowl
B: You really get the shit end of the stick, lady.
AntiKris: Now's not the time for humor
B: Sorry you're having a shitty day.
AntiKris: Fuck off and die.
B: Eat shit

Jul 25th

“I think I am in love with you but you’re way too scary...”
— Guy to me.  Sigh

Jul 25th

I live in one of the most douchebaggy neighborhoods of Manhattan, Murray Hill.  Walking home from my...

Jul 25th

Watch

Currently listening to: A Tribe Called Quest, Oh My God!

Jul 25th

Watch

Currently Listening to: Digable Planets, Rebirth of Slick

Jul 25th

Romance in all the wrong places

Bum on the street: Girl, god bless you. That dress is kickin it
AntiKrs: Thanks
Bum on the street: Can I get your number?
AntiKris: Do you even have a phone?
Bum on the street: No, but I'd steal one to talk to you
AntiKris: That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me
Bum on the Street: Yeah, the ladies love me.

Jul 25th

“I also fucking hate it when I get on the subway and it...”
— AntiKris

Jul 25th

Me and Frangry are having our own Tumblr party at Bar on A tonight.  Come on down if you want....

Jul 25th

Jul 24th

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them”
— Mitch Hedberg (I miss him)

Jul 24th

MGMT, this Sunday @ McCarren Park Pool :...

jennifur85: mascarah: Who is with me? MGMT Plays McCarren Park Pool The indie rockers with a...

Jul 24th

“do you ever ask girls if they want to go to browntown?”
— john (via ryanbrown)

Jul 24th

vane-h: robot-heart: peterwknox:noigetit: Obama in...

Jul 24th

I think this picture contains a whole lotta of “you...

Jul 24th

dhk: This “story” illustrates everything wrong, lazy,...

Jul 24th

Leave me alone, I'm pissing

frangry: Why the fuck do people think it’s OK to talk to you when you are trying to fucking piss?...

Jul 24th

MOST BORING NEWS STORY EVER. Pregnant actress Jennifer...

Jul 24th

superdoofus-stratodrive: 1000lolz: Guido Jesus, is that...

Jul 24th

Watch

Currently listening to: Harmonic by Unwritten Law

Jul 24th

Banksy: An Artist Unmasked

Jul 24th

“I am becoming one of those weird internet people I’ve...”
— AntiKris

Jul 24th

Oddly enough, I lost alot of women followers and gained alot of men over the past few period filled...

Jul 24th

Listen

Moxt Fruvous The Drinking Song

Jul 24th

Watch

Some drunk guy singing my favorite drinking song.  This song makes me miss my VA friends so much it...

Jul 24th

Watch

It’s a really shitty video.  If anyone has a decent recording, I’d love it.   Joe...

Jul 24th

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Bad Religion, Sorrow.  Best live show ever.  Greg is old, but he’s hot

Jul 24th

Watch

Fugazi, Waiting Room.  I am feeling Ian McKay tonight guys, sorry

Jul 24th

nudawn: antikris: apparently all the women on tumblr are on their periods RIGHT NOW.   We should...

Jul 24th

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It’s Stupid Youtube Video Time!  I’d still fuck him

Jul 24th

apparently all the women on tumblr are on their periods RIGHT NOW.   We should have a tumblr party....

Jul 24th

On the subject of gays purchasing the beer

Jul 24th

Watch

I searched Minor Threat….Cause I fuckin love them, and I found this awesomeness

Jul 24th

Watch

Pennywise Bro Hymn For Mississippi

Jul 24th

nudawn: only for the classy people. The last time my friend...

Jul 24th

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Currently listening to:  Akinyele’s Put It In My Mouth

Jul 24th

Jul 24th

I just ordered ONE forty ounce Coors Light for delivery from the Bodega which is downstairs.  I love...

Jul 24th

im not as think as you drunk i am

(via nudawn) You need to come out with us.  PERIOD.  

Jul 24th

Watch

nudawn: i shot a man in reno just to watch him die. because I’d bet my bottom dollar that...

Jul 24th

Watch

My friend again Ryan Star, Losing Your Memory

Jul 24th

Watch

Ryan Star covering REM’s Losing My Religion we were so proud of him!!!

Jul 24th

Watch

Tori Amos, Kissing In the Rain (gets my hair to stand on end)

Jul 24th

Watch

Currently Listening to: Song of the Siren by This Mortal Coil (it’s AntiKris’...

Jul 24th

“There are those of us who just sit back and never try. ...”
— Face to Face (fuck I love this...

Jul 24th

Listen

Currently Listening to: Bloodstains by Agent Orange  (in honor of the period)

Jul 23rd

Watch

Currently Listening to: Fix You by Coldplay Perhaps it’s the period, but this song randomly...

Jul 23rd

right before my period

nudawn: i get unbearably horny.  a slight breeze is setting me off.  its getting a little annoying...

Jul 23rd

(via jennifur85) I am guessing this is...

Jul 23rd

Tumblr Swingin

AntiKris: you should throw a tumblr orgy for all the weirdos that need to get some
AntiKris: (I will not be attending that party)
Blakeley: it would be filled with dudes
AntiKris: a gay orgy
Blakeley: although that could work, a big dark room like the dark party
Blakeley: They'd never know
AntiKris: that'd be awesome to then turn on all the lights
AntiKris: boy would the eh hum, 'egg' be all over their faces
Blakeley: ewwwwww!
Blakeley: i know what you did there
AntiKris: hahahha
Blakeley: you're g-ross
AntiKris: duh

Jul 23rd

keeping of with the theme of the week

Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing!  They’re both stuck up cunts! Kiss...

Jul 23rd

It feels good to be in love again. His mom...

Jul 23rd

Oh, Baby!

brynnherman: Simone and I discuss and solve world matters on a daily basis. Our latest discussion?...

Jul 23rd

mascarah: SEVEN ELEVEN. Now Open. 140 Church St. in...

Jul 23rd

Those who have issues with my period can blow me. Kiss...

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An open letter...

nudawn: kingofspills: Dear Girls on Tumblr, Please stop talking about your periods.  It’s...

Jul 23rd

Crazy bible thumping mobster gets capped

Jul 23rd

I love this kid.  She is so cute and happy.  Suri Cruise...

Jul 23rd

Bale needs anger management classes

Jul 23rd

Meet the Pregnant Man's Baby

Jul 23rd

Frangry: your facebook rankings are a crock of shit.
Frangrin: I don't see 'bitchiest' on there
Antikris: fuck you whore
Frangry: exactly.

Jul 23rd

My facebook rankings make me feel important.  

Jul 23rd

I am a good friend

Friend: What was that dude's name that I fucked who was in that crappy band on the LES?
Me: Alex
Friend: Thanks, you're a good friend
Me: That's my job, to remember who you fuck when you cant.

Jul 23rd

Yup. Lost a follower.  Homo

Jul 23rd

“Those dudes dont count. I was drunk.”
— Misc friend in regards to...

Jul 23rd

nudawn: dhk: Gimme a fucking break.  NOLA does not...

Jul 23rd

I love Patrick Bateman

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Jul 23rd

riotrepublic: From here.

Jul 23rd

artistspaid: IFPI Forces Music Offline, Even Though...

Jul 22nd

Listen

Currently Listening to” My Dick by Mickey Avalon (my song for my BFF Mississippi)

Jul 22nd

Apparently I have to start using my “Kiss Kiss The AntiKris” again when signing off as...

Jul 22nd

nudawn: brianvan: * Women who cry at night eating ice cream with a soup spoon not because guys...

Jul 22nd

“There is no secret that women are usually at their most...”
—  Knox, who for that remark,...

Jul 22nd

Boring

The internet is boring as fuck today.  Nothing is making me smile.  I think I am going to get sloppy...

Jul 22nd

i'm flattered but

nudawn: i cancelled my twitter account like a week ago.  not sure why its still followable.  i’ve...

Jul 22nd

whateverlolawants: Life size Ken doll. (request)

Jul 22nd

Listen

riotrepublic: Tori Amos - Landslide (B side) The piano gets me nice and emotional. Tori Amos is...

Jul 22nd

“I manage my anger quite well, thank you. I manage it right...”
— AntiKris

Jul 22nd

Awe.  RIP Estelle Getty.  Thank you for being a friend....

Jul 22nd

“Is an elective hysterectomy even an option?”
— AntiKris

Jul 22nd

Frangry and I love Denise Richards.  She’s funny and...

Jul 22nd

How Not To Kiss

Jul 22nd

MacDailyNews:Rumor - Apple’s secret product...

Jul 22nd

AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day….this one really...

Jul 22nd

I kinda feel bad for Jessica Simpson.  She keeps trying and...

Jul 22nd

Say It Aint So.....

Jul 22nd

Ouch

I woke at 4am with the worst cramps ever.  I stumbled my way to the linen closet, rifled through the...

Jul 22nd

“Immigration? La Migra La Migra!!!”
— Weeds, CA, Miami, wherever.

Jul 22nd

Naked on a Plane! Naked on a Plane!

allibautista: theagent: “The American Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing in...

Jul 22nd

Weeds!

YAY!  Maybe I should have a Weeds Tumblr party

Jul 22nd

frangry: johnnyfive: Van Der Beek’s O-Face. I just threw...

Jul 22nd

Conan is WAY better anyway

Jul 22nd

Why Why Why?!  Click through for the reason for my WTF?  

Jul 22nd

SoCal Peeps: Go check my friend, Ryan...

SHOW: AUGUST 10TH AT John Anson Ford Amphitheatre FOR THE 2nd Annual Koffeehouse Charity Music...

Jul 22nd

Hypercolor Is Back!

frangry: Leave it to American Apparel to bring back the hypercolor T-shirt. Shutup!  Me and...

Jul 21st

“I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda...”
— –The genius that is Brooke...

Jul 21st

Watch

My song. Regina Spektor, Prisoners

Jul 21st

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer (via...

Jul 21st

Listen

Currently Listening to:  She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult (this is my cold shower after sweating my...

Jul 21st

I’ve lost a few followers today, and gained a few.  It’s like my weightloss/gain...

Jul 21st

These fish are disgusting.

Jul 21st

Damn, people are still talking about Ms....

Jul 21st

Overheard in New York

Girl (sobbing): I'm sorry... I know cheating is never the answer... I'll do whatever I can to make it up to you.
(long silence)
Guy (chuckling): Sorry for laughing. I'm just thinking of what a better person than you I am.
(five minutes later)
Guy (still chuckling): You know you're hot and guys hit on you all the time but what you forget is that I'm hot. Girls hit on me every day. But I'd never cheat because I'm a good person.

Jul 21st

AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  DMX.  Click through...

Jul 21st

Adding to his hotness.  Christian Bale takes his baby girl...

Jul 21st

“Relationships are like startups. If you join one because you...”
— Charlie (via wreckandsalvage)...

Jul 21st

“Just cause you got the bacon, lettuce and tomato, doesn’t...”
— Hustle and Flow perhaps my...

Jul 21st

No brakes this time I slit the line But if you want me, it’s cool You can take me for a fool I...

Jul 21st

I am crying my eyes out

I just caught the END FUCKING CREDITS of some movie called Firehouse Dog, and the end credits...

Jul 21st

“Lets diplo.”
— Antikris, expressing her...

Jul 21st

Tiqua (to her man): I just billed 6 hrs at $75 an hour. What do you want from me?
Antikris: I could bill that much too, but my mouth would be really sore after.

Jul 21st

Santa Claus was good at Summerstage.

frangry: Oops, I mean Santogold.

Jul 21st

Deep-Throating, The Cliff's Notes Version

Jul 21st

Breakin the Law

Antikris: You were all over my 13 year old nephew!
Frangry: Dude, I thought he was 15!!!!

Jul 20th

The Maloof Skateboarding Championships are on TV right now.  Skater boys are SOOO hot.  I need to...

Jul 20th