Why So Serious
I just came from seeing Dark Knight. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Christian Bale is hotter than ever, voice is lamer than the last movie. Heath was brilliant. Between Christian Bale and Aaron Eckhart, I think I stained the seat. I would even do it to Aaron when he became Two Face.
Well, because I’m a little bit rock and roll and you’re a little bit...– AntiKris shooting down some “club type” guy trying to holla
A Few Questions
A. Do women still wear suntan colored nylons? B. Why the fuck would someone wear nylons in 90 degree weather? C. Why the bloody FUCK would someone wear nylons with flip flops? (for the record, this woman was mid 20’s and dressed decent) I am perplexed
For the record. It aint the type of place where you actually have to sing to have a good time. Kthanks
I checked with the owner and they’ve got no private parties booked so to those who can face the music (pardon the pun) Tuesday August 5th Planet Rose Ave A between 13th & 14th 6pm-9pm BTW Happy Hour is 4-8, 2 for one drinks, so get there early and please dont sing any Cyndi Lauper or Madonna. Let’s get creative, bitches! xx AntiKris Reblog or something
If Frangry and I throw a Karaoke tumblr party on a Tuesday, who would come…
It totally makes my day when one of my favorite...
frangry: Right now it’s Flo Rida’s Low. True true. Dude, they play this on KTU (which my secretary listens to) all the time and I LOVE it! “Boots wit da fer”
Wikipedia's answer for where babies come from
It depends on what kind of baby. In humans, babies grow in the body of the mother (in the uterus) until they are born. In some other animals, the babies grow in an egg which the mother or father takes care of until it hatches. Babies are formed in most creatures when an egg and sperm meet, whether that is in the water (for fish) or in the body of the mother (for humans). That’s when the...
People considering dwelling in LIC beware
The diner across the street from my office has been a local hangout for the construction workers building all those luxury highrises in Long Island City. At any time of the day, 8am, 12pm, 2pm; they are in there drinking beer. It’s comforting to know those in charge of building a safe home for thousands of people are doing it drunk. There are many things I do (or think I do) well while I...
I also hate men with mood swings worse than a woman sitting on the edge of...– AntiKris
This makes me very sad. →
This is heart breaking. For someone with some anger management issues, I still cannot understand something like this. It scares me how oblivious I am to human cruelty until I read something like this…then am able to be oblivious again. I guess that’s a good thing, to not live in fear and without a constant heavy heart; but fuck, this sucks.
Fuck you Mr. Mazzhole (although I think you're...
AntiKris: Look what I just got (showing pic of delicious Pinkberry)
Mr. Mazz: Shh, can you hear that?
Mr. Mazz: I can hear your ass getting fatter
AntiKris: l;sorlweuir;ouiwej;fkjhsaldkjsldkafjsldkjflsdkjflksdjflskjf DICK
Your mind is like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set– My fortune just sent to me via Verizon Wireless
The Jew Bus vs The Chinatown Bus
I posted something about the Jew Bus. Maybe people are curious about this. For all your Northeast people, the Jew bus is called Vamoose Bus. I take it when I go to visit my family in Northern VA. It is $25 each way, almost always on time, you never hear about it breaking down on the news, it’s clean, comfy, and convenient. The Chinatown Bus from what I hear is a...
Recent news in the father/grandfather case →
God this guy represents everything disgusting and icky in this world. UGH! if this were in America, prison justice would have already kicked in and that fucker’d be dead, mang.
I like when I get reblogged.
My cat is on his way to this..... →
That's why I take the Jew bus →
One Hundred BILLION dollars!!!!! (obviously said a... →
I also fucking hate it when people WrItE LikE THis.– Antikris
$150 bar bill at 2nd on 2nd Karaoke. And that...
nudawn: QAing a million dollar site is not a task well suited for those that are insanely hungover and still smell slightly of tequilla, jack, vodka, and sweet and sour chicken. In other news, i’m broke. You didnt puke this time?! I am NOT impressed
Frangry, where art thou? Your lover is worried
Some serious news →
A flicker of hope for us Scrabble loving peeps →
I say FUCK the HASBRO/MATTEL version and go for the ghettofied new Scrabulous. Fucking corporate America. Bleck
so glad that i started following the tumblrs of you, nudawn and frangry. you...– cajun boy
For all you weed heads →
Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself, so you...– Lewis Black, pretty much hitting the nail right on the head. (via marklisanti)
A real friend is someone who wont put up with your bullshit, but still love you...– AntiKris
dude. Both me and my roommate have these weird, not burn, but like permanent red marks on our thighs from having our laptops rest on them.
And now for the bad news
cajunboy: The Post is reporting that New York is so fucked financially that it may have to sell off parts of its infrastructure to private investors. So in essence, the government may have to hold the going out of business liquidation sale to end all going out of business liquidation sales, one in which some Saudi prince or corporate entity can swoop in and buy the Brooklyn Bridge. Not for...
nudawn: Not shaving above the knee proved to be only the first of many bad decisions she would make this day. I have regretted this many times
For once, some good news
cajunboy: Doctors at the University of Texas Medical Center in Houston may have found a cure for HIV/AIDS.
I once totally lost my boner for a dude after finding out he used a PC
I am an asshole
So on numerous occasions I have seen someone coming in the door behind me but not made eye contact with them, pretended not to see them, got into the elevator, and repeatedly pressed “close doors” to avoid any small talk they may have up their sleeves.
I am a Sex Nazi
AntiKris: If I could, I would name a turd after you
AntiKris: so in honor of you...the big, alcohol poo I just had
AntiKris: I am naming it Crotchrocket
Crotchrocket: you are such a charmer
AntiKris: I am cute, I dont have to charm
Crotchrocket: considering your dating situation, you may want to reconsider that philosophy
AntiKris: I have plenty of dudes after me
AntiKris: I just dont want any of them
AntiKris: it's called being selective, Mr. Slutty Pants
Crotchrocket: you're the sex nazi