The AntiKris

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Scrabble brings out the worst in me

Crotchrocket: Scrabble is cheating, giving you two turns in a row
Crotchrocket: I will still beat you by a million points though
AntiKris: Eat my fuck
AntiKris: I hope you get ball bugs
Crotchrocket: I hope you get balls
Aug 28th
peterwknox: Manhattan Rents are Going Down!?
Aug 28th
That’s a big ditto on this one.  allibautista: ...
Aug 28th
“Current punk is not punk.”
— AntiKris
Aug 28th

Date Donts

What’s my reaction to this?  I dont have one.  I could correct the spelling of...
Aug 28th
“He had a full face of bloody murder”
— Nudawn
Aug 28th

Date Donts

So I was chatting with a friend complaining about her bloodstains (humming Agent Orange song) and it...
Aug 28th

Nudawn

My IM says I blocked you.  i did not block you.  I have no idea how to unblock you.  It was fun...
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
henryeatspeople: scout: otters holding hands. 1:20 is the most perfect moment ever.
Aug 28th

Sometimes you take away more than regret...

Friend: (complaining about her scalp) maybe I have lice
AntiKris: skldfjlsdkjflksdjf;elkirowejiflksdjflkjslhahahhahahah
Friend: You know I had it when I was 20
Friend: I think I got it from some dude I hooked up with
AntiKris: klsfjlksdflskdjflkjspwoielajiosd
Friend: Man, it itched like crazy
Friend: My mom pulled a bug out of my hair, it was so nasty.
Friend: The best part was buying the shampoo at the drugstore saying to the clerk "I think I got lice from some dude I hooked up with"
Friend: then some old ass woman in a walker was in my way and it was annoying me so I flung my hair at her in hopes to infect her.
Friend: My friends were like, "that's SOO fucked up"
Aug 28th
It’s said that two heads are better than...
Aug 28th

Is this going to get out of hand?

You touched a pork sword, just admit it! There’s no taking that one back.  brianvan: 1. If...
Aug 28th

HAHAHAHA

i just stepped outside to have a smoke and there was a woman having a full on argument with herself...
Aug 28th

Just ask Jolie!

If this is what I think it is…I’ve officially just been disgusted.  I talk about my...
Aug 28th
“I also hate Reggaeton.”
— AntiKris (reading about this...
Aug 28th
Oof. I hope he wears a bag over his head.
Aug 28th

Labor Day Weekend

Tonight I leave for VA to see the family.  I am so excited even though the weather is not looking...
Aug 28th
I love her.  I love her so very much.  claudia:
Aug 28th

The last words on the subject

I am not sure who wrote this because it’s difficult for me to tell who reblogs what...
Aug 28th
It makes me so happy when I find one of these salad bars for...
Aug 28th
And signing off.  This is New York, fuckwit.  The night doesnt begin until night.  Have a good night...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
This is what I think of when I think of those anonymous hate sites  Or THIS
Aug 27th

From a friend on people who start those...

whoever they are, all of those anonymous cowardly snarky tumblrs need to die. who do they think they...
Aug 27th

Oh great, another fucking buttfucking...

Nah, I think i will go get laid properly by the superhot dude I am dating who adores me rather than...
Aug 27th

Oh great, another fucking buttfucking...

Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder who has a harder time getting laid???  OH I KNOW, I KNOW!  web20morons: ...
Aug 27th

Oh great, another fucking buttfucking...

web20morons: antikris: My cat is a fucking masochist. He’s all up on that bag again. Maybe you...
Aug 27th
Listen Listen
Currently Listening to: Gimme Dat Nut by Eazy E (rest in peace, son)
Aug 27th
My cat is a fucking masochist.  He’s all up on that bag again.  
Aug 27th
Gratuitous pic of me and my 21lb cat Wednesday 
Aug 27th

Las Vegas

Could not agree more.  The slots were fun for about 20 minutes till I blew through 100 bucks ...
Aug 27th
“I love suckafuck”
— AntiKris
Aug 27th
A one-legged hooker was killed in Brooklyn...
Aug 27th
Ok, I know this is kinda sad and he could have been hurt,...
Aug 27th

I wish men were this romantic more often

It’s like that and it’s like this I took her to tha bra and we started to kiss Now my...
Aug 27th
I am betting the grass aint green, and the...
Aug 27th
acidreams:
Aug 27th

Work vs Play

Crotchrocket: What are you doing?
AntiKris: masturbating
Crotchrocket: how's that going for you?
AntiKris: I have my own office, it works
AntiKris: You're jealous, arent you?
Crotchrocket: I am sure my office is nicer than yours so I aint jealous
AntiKris: yeah, but you cant masturbate.
AntiKris: So what if mine is all seventies ghetto, I can whack off.
Crotchrocket: true, I have a window which would give away my position
AntiKris: Your job sucks
Aug 27th

Fish found in boy’s penis!!!

animalinsider: Doctors were surprised to find a 2 cm long fish in the penis of a 14-year-old boy...
Aug 27th
“A woman voting for John McCain would be like a chicken...”
— President of Planned...
Aug 27th

FYI

York Peppermint Patty Cookies are delicious.  They’re like the Thin Mints those girl slunts...
Aug 27th
This should be the warning on the back of my pants after a...
Aug 27th
nickmcglynn: Old NYC Photos
Aug 27th

Technology vs Talking

I know it’s best to ignore the retards, but this person(s) is a socially inept fucktard.  At...
Aug 27th

Bucket List

Antikris’ bucket list.  Pack, clean, drink, sex, get to work on time.  Maybe eat something,...
Aug 27th

Technology vs Talking

Living in the world of technology where people tend to text more than talk, people have a hard time...
Aug 27th
I only date skinny men.  As I have told my family, “if...
Aug 27th
Word.  I need some of dis. Mhm
Aug 27th

My Top 5 Morning Rituals

Are you spying on me? dominikhofmann: Hitting snooze twice, then changing my alarm to go off an...
Aug 27th
My day is getting better.  Just painted the nails and hardly fucked up
Aug 27th
“A woman who doesn’t wear perfume has no future.”
— Coco Chanel (via officed) I...
Aug 27th
Gratuitous Self Portrait Wednesday.  One from the files, but...
Aug 27th
My mom looked just like her when I was little.  I was...
Aug 27th
Aug 27th

Brace yourselves

Today is going to be a bad one.  The forecast calls for random bouts of moodiness, inappropriate...
Aug 27th
You will, because you’re a nice guy, but you will feel...
Aug 27th
“Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.”
— Melvin Udall
Aug 26th
Going to bed lonely is physiologically bad...
Aug 26th
I am so sick I even missed Weeds last night.  If when I get home my ondemand isnt working, I will...
Aug 26th
henryeatspeople: Pixdaus: Popular Today Pics - Hitchhiker
Aug 26th
I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard...
Aug 26th
Perhaps it's time to go to the mall
Aug 26th
“Whores are whores, what do you expect?”
— B
Aug 26th

Speaking of late night text messages...

I think I got 3 booty call text messages last night.  Guess what men of my way the fuck back when...
Aug 26th

Is there anyone out there...

No Blakeley, no there isnt. blakeley: who actually likes the new tumblr design?
Aug 26th

A lesson to all: don't be stingy when...

Two words for you girls...pocket rocket
me: how's the new toy?
Ariel: i think i should have spent more money. its not very well made and sometimes comes apart at crucial moment.
Aug 26th
This is awesome.  More here http://planethiltron.com
Aug 26th
“It’s only noon”
— AntiKris
Aug 26th
This is one of the few things I can make….they are...
Aug 26th
Oh Man.  I need to stop drinking and dating musicians. 
Aug 26th

Mucus

Of course, right before I leave for what I had hoped to be a nice, relaxing vacation, I get sick.  I...
Aug 26th
Word.  I get excited when I see $2000 in my bank account. ...
Aug 25th
Daily Dose of barf. Bleck
Aug 25th
“Go take someone else’s dick and shove it up your ass,...”
— AntiKris
Aug 25th

My neck and my back!

So this weekend I did something right fucking awful to my back.  The pain has now moved to my neck. ...
Aug 25th
superdoofus-stratodrive: (via eatsleepdraw)
Aug 25th
Ok, so I was nominated for the hot blogger calendar.  Awesome.  Go vote for me at ...
Aug 25th
“I want to die”
— AntiKris
Aug 25th
soupsoup: This is real.
Aug 25th
Fucking Lame nickmcglynn: Arrested for water gun fighting...
Aug 24th
We dont care for the Wizard of Oz
Aug 24th
“If you cant fit in, be inappropriate”
— feistyred
Aug 24th

I totally went there-

I love Ms. Red today.  I do this ALL the time when I am in a group with a bunch of married bitches...
Aug 24th

Things I learned in the midwest this...

Hey, I say…at least we dont have to wake up early on a Saturday to take our hangovers to...
Aug 24th
So hot, want to touch the hiney 
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
There’s a fucking street fair outside of my apartment and I want to kill the bitch yelling...
Aug 24th
Meet Jack. This is the most awesome dog ever.  
Aug 24th
A friendly message from AntiKris and Crotchrocket
Aug 24th

Things I learned in the midwest this...

You’re right.  Us New Yorkers are a bunch of pretentious assholes.  It’s justified...
Aug 24th
“I think I’ve got worms” (said with a...
Aug 24th
“So it’s sort of social. Demented and sad, but social.”
— Bender (I think he is talking...
Aug 24th
So Hot
Aug 24th
“Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen...”
— Susanna Kaysen
Aug 24th
Apparently the new fashion for dudes is rockin the diaper.  
Aug 24th
“I bet William Wallace was a good lay”
— AntiKris
Aug 24th

Confession:

When I am hungover my favorite thing to do is research the most insane shit on Wikipedia.  I...
Aug 24th

Things I learned in the midwest this...

I learn this nonsense almost every time I log onto my myspace to see the “Mrs. Dumbfuck”...
Aug 24th

The Olympics are Over

This is why frangry is my lover frangry: and I didn’t watch one fucking second of it.
Aug 24th
Listen Listen
Currently NOT listening to: Hatebreeders by The Misfits
Aug 24th
The Misfits used to be one of my favorite bands.  This is SO...
Aug 24th
soupsoup: aemmea:dailybunny: Via I’d like to get drunk...
Aug 24th
I’ve got no plans…
Aug 22nd

Well, who didn't see this coming?

I second that… disapprovingmonkey: I know some of you were looking forward to joining me in...
Aug 22nd

I think I just had an orgasm

peterwknox: Can’t we have it all? Does a girl have to be smart, sexy, OR sane? Can she propose...
Aug 22nd
I would give a blowjob while kneeling on broken glass for...
Aug 22nd
Michael is EXACTLY the kind of pompous asshole I want in my life.  Haters.  michaelorell: “than...
Aug 22nd

Whoa whoa whoa

So I’ve got alot of response from my substance vs submissive blog.  In no way do I conduct...
Aug 22nd

My NYC Guide

Sorry girl, I like your blog but…….all these bars suck.  I will not share my favorite...
Aug 22nd
I hope the one chick’s dental dam snaps and hits that...
Aug 22nd
This is so disgusting I ALMOST cant keep down my gummy...
Aug 22nd
Warch Watch
Currently Listening to: Just What I Needed by The Cars I feel this song represents the tone for...
Aug 22nd
Grandma rocks the ganj
Aug 22nd

The "simple" man

The simple man is the man who can cheat on you without a second thought. The simple man is the man...
Aug 22nd
I’d still hit it…even all char-grilled n shit....
Aug 22nd
“Men= Food + Porn/Sex + Praise. They’re like puppies….but...”
— Nudawn- (Nudawn my dear, I...
Aug 22nd
“Men are simple creatures”
— Whoever said this has not met...
Aug 22nd

This is kind of embarrassing

So this morning I had two meetings with clients on the West Side.  I came to the office, had some...
Aug 22nd

An older blog, but still a valid...

I don’t spend my money on highlights or fake nails. I don’t cook well. I have never dreamt of my...
Aug 22nd

Thought for the Day

Some people are like Slinkies… They’re really good for nothing, but they still bring a...
Aug 22nd

Wankers

You know, it’s really frustrating to me how many guy friends disappear because they have...
Aug 22nd

An email just sent from one of my oldest...

I think I am starting to become annoyed by everyone and everything. Things usually don’t...
Aug 22nd

For the record

I dont know who I am talking about in regards to the ex thing.  All I see in my dashboard is a bunch...
Aug 22nd

Unfollow Friday

Now I usually dont partake in this ritual as I think it is lame, BUT…….and oh man, I...
Aug 22nd

On warning people on the net about an...

Look dumbasses, I probably had one of the worst ex boyfriends in history while going through the...
Aug 22nd
katiebakes: Motivation.
Aug 22nd
Blakeley Asks A Girl Out Via Facebook...
Aug 22nd
“Listerine was invented in the 19th century as a powerful...”
— Listerine - Wikipedia, the...
Aug 22nd
“John McCain looks like a penis in need of some Viagra. Do...”
— AntiKris
Aug 22nd

Oh Man

I thought the worst of the period was behind me.  My mood wasnt so bad today, but I...
Aug 22nd
OMG, this would be my WORST nightmare lomo: We heart it /...
Aug 21st
This photo reminds me of Crotchrocket.  He’s the...
Aug 21st
homeofthevain: “Mother stands for comfort” Larger view,...
Aug 21st

Never trust something that bleeds for 5...

Crotchrocket: What's up, assbag?
AntiKris: My period
Crotchrocket: Awesome
AntiKris: My Midol just wore off
Crotchrocket: You're just a bundle of joy today
AntiKris: and you're about as interesting as my discarded tampon
(10 minutes later)
AntiKris: See, nothing
Crotchrocket: Fuck off
Crotchrocket: Loser
Crotchrocket: Bleeder
Aug 21st

An important announcement

Nudawn needs to go get wasted and do something dumb.  She’s talking about soda for god’s...
Aug 21st
“Your vagina has apparently met a lot of douches”
— Michael Orell
Aug 21st

Liar Liar

I cannot say there’s anything worse in this world than a liar.  I think it is fair to say that...
Aug 21st

Buck Fuck

In Manhattan, where buildings are situated next to one another as closely as hand to glove,...
Aug 21st

Heavy Breathers

What ever happened to courting a woman?  The world of dating has since passed us by and has been...
Aug 21st

The Box Situation

I dont know that I have blogged about this or not.  I dont really feel like going through the...
Aug 21st

Tears & Dog Shit (my friend loves this...

 I had a very long walk to the orange line this morning.  I had to make it to the West Village for a...
Aug 21st

What I thought was going to be a day...

I woke up this morning in a great mood, snuggled deep in a comfortable arm, but I was in an enormous...
Aug 21st
Warch Watch
homeofthevain: Mogwai, Batcat (Batcat EP, 2008)
Aug 21st
“Some people cause happiness wherever they go; you cause it...”
— Yet another uplifting, asshole...
Aug 21st
I am betting that Blakeley’s room could use a Glade...
Aug 21st
Man killed on LIRR
Aug 21st

What is the perfect "first date"?

As a serial dater in my early NYC years, I went on many a first date.  I usually let the guy choose...
Aug 21st

i feel like i just gave birth.

I feel ya, nudawn.  Two days of forgetting to take my metamucil and I am right there wit ya (via...
Aug 21st
I thought it was one of the other Victoria Secret sluts that...
Aug 21st
Together again?  Even though I want to shag Ryan in the...
Aug 21st
I think this is the type of incompetence you dont get upset...
Aug 21st
Eeeeeeeeeep!  I cant wait for fall! emilyposts:  
Aug 21st
“You have a mouth as sharp as a dagger, but a heart as soft...”
— My fortune sent via Verizon...
Aug 21st
onemoretimewithfeeling: emilyposts: One of my biggest beefs with Midwest dialect? It’s PIC-TURE...
Aug 21st
Every picture of Michael Phelps should be shot from this...
Aug 21st
Madonna’s tour should be called “Hot &...
Aug 21st
Whore on the go
Aug 21st

Adventures in cuntiness: example #1

I received the following email from a reader. Please find a non-Julia-Allison-style way to feature...
Aug 21st

Hmm

Well yesterday I didnt really blog because I was in the depths of period hell, but I somehow managed...
Aug 21st
Gratuitous pic of yourself Wednesday.  The still in bed with...
Aug 20th
cajunboy: Yoda, the cat with four ears. This is real and I...
Aug 20th

Here are three things I have seen in the...

Dear Keepinganotebook, FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!  I would NOT be cool with that.  ...
Aug 20th

Just another reason I want to be...

cajunboy: Seriously, this is one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever read, and I’ve read a lot of...
Aug 20th
lomo: 01.jpg (image)
Aug 20th
Dear, dhk: There was a time when there was more than...
Aug 19th
Whoa! This is worse than my poop story
Aug 19th
Crotchrocket is my ‘go to’ guy. 
Aug 19th
This makes me think of a certain friend of mine. xx...
Aug 19th
“Short people try harder..in bed. Worthwhile.”
— sage advice from a good friend...
Aug 19th
SoHo Apple store attracts "worst neighbor"...
Aug 19th

More on To Be Hit On or Not To Be Hit...

I just went to get a soda and some fuckface said to me “smile, it’s a nice day”...
Aug 19th

Dear New York City snake owner,

disapprovingmonkey: ” I mean, it seemed to work at Girl Scout Camp, right: “Hmmm, I get kind...
Aug 19th
Step 2: Go for it, Let'er rip, Have at it,...
Aug 19th
Kate Beckinsale has got to be the most beautiful woman in...
Aug 19th
“Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking...”
— Maya Angelou (via...
Aug 19th
New Dita Von Teese collection for Wonderbra.  Word
Aug 19th
“I cannot comment on whether or not he is a douche. I will...”
— onemoretimewithfeeling on...
Aug 19th
“Tumblr has no sense of humor about Phelps. Goodbye...”
— AntiKris
Aug 19th

Massive Water Fight at Union Square 8/23

OMG!!! Massive Water Gun Battle At Union Square Saturday Aug 23 at 3pm Saturday August 23rd. ...
Aug 19th

To Be Hit On or Not To Be Hit On? That...

On days like today when my hormones are a blaze and something as simple as a gust of wind will send...
Aug 19th

Currently listening to:

The End by The Doors This song is so creepy wonderful.
Aug 19th
JUST ASKING: Is Michael Phelps A Douche?
Aug 19th
I dont need to add any commentary to this...
Aug 19th
Two Douches, One Heart.  Have you ever HEARD her...
Aug 19th
Mo is HILarious. Maybe they also sniff their butts when they...
Aug 19th
“I have got the same horoscope emailed to me for the past 3...”
— AntiKris
Aug 19th

In regards to lowering the drinking age

I realize that other countries with no restrictions dont tend to have problems…I guess my...
Aug 19th
I am not a hipster, but I could swear this is a shot of my...
Aug 19th
Lowering the drinking age?
Aug 19th
That’s a cute halter.  I need one like that.  All...
Aug 19th
sonyamcneil: claudia: { Your weekly Bale }
Aug 19th

Ugh.

henryeatspeople: Yes, that is my picture.  Ask AntiKris, she met me.  ps-she’s way hotter than I...
Aug 19th
dazzlingdelta: I watched this last night.  I love this...
Aug 18th

On the terms for "lovins"

Crotchrocket: so are you adjusting your vocab now?
AntiKris: fuck no
AntiKris: i just meant the using of the verb form of fuck for sex
AntiKris: making love is icky
AntiKris: fuck is dirty
Crotchrocket: hahaha
AntiKris: bang is apparently no good
Crotchrocket: fuck is kind of a guy word
AntiKris: having sex is all that's left
Crotchrocket: so is bang
AntiKris: CR, have we met
Crotchrocket: i don't think so
Crotchrocket: who are you again?
AntiKris: nobody
Aug 18th
“Tell Antikris to put away her knife and continue to cut...”
— Dr Rand (awe thanks, Dr Rand)
Aug 18th

On the internets

Frangry: do you want to know something i have learned from the internet?
AntiKris: what's that
Frangry: its a very important life lesson
AntiKris: besides meeting men online is not good
Frangry: people are fucking INSANE
Frangry: truly and completely and in every single way, people are fucking insane
Frangry: those are my words of wisdom for the day
AntiKris: those are words that should be repeated Daily Affirmation style every day
Aug 18th
“I gotta tell you, that guy gets some major tang”
— The 60 year old dude in my...
Aug 18th
My tongue and my turds reek of gasoline after a night of Jameson. 
Aug 18th
Ha!  I wasnt allowed to watch this cartoon either.  My...
Aug 18th

The 3 Day Rule

A fellow tumblr posted a blog sort of asking advice about a dude she met, texted, and hasnt heard...
Aug 18th
Wow.  What a pretty dress.  Go Ellen!
Aug 18th
Another installment of hot dads.  MMM
Aug 18th

The best thing John Mayer's ever said

If this is true…he sounds like a pretty decent fella. “I ended a relationship because...
Aug 18th
Via Perezhilton.  This is just another reason why I love...
Aug 18th
“We need a new topic. The boring doesnt need to carry over...”
— AntiKris
Aug 18th
“Frangry comes along with AntiKris and NuDawn. Mary Rambin...”
— –megwhyte Yes, Antikris is one...
Aug 18th
lomo: We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyone
Aug 18th

I have some words for the MTA

Yesterday I woke with smile to a beautiful day.  J and I went to have breakfast at McDonalds which...
Aug 18th
“There’s more to being a woman than makeup, shoes, and...”
— AntiKris
Aug 18th
Before I lay my head to rest and dream of stabbin bitches, I will simply state… people who...
Aug 18th
NO SHIT!  My cat looks at me like, “mommy, why the...
Aug 18th
Someone just reblogged my beloved Terrance Howard saying he was really short.  That almost made me...
Aug 18th
I love this man for so many reasons
Aug 18th
Jodie Foster in The Brave One is one badass bitch.  
Aug 18th
Frangry and I are not THAT committed to the enviornment
Aug 18th
Warch Watch
I think Pussy #3 would be a better choice of words!  Oh no she di-ant! Sorry dude, had to.  Internet...
Aug 18th

Say what?

There’s nothing I dont love about Cajun.  He’s the bee’s knees.  xoxo AntiKris ...
Aug 18th

I can no longer watch a movie

A movie comes on.  I begin to watch.  Become irritated that I dont know what it is about prior to...
Aug 18th
Are you fucking retarded insane?!You IM your shit talking about others frequently…you just...
Aug 18th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Mary Rambin.  Why?...
Aug 18th

Post coital convo rules

AntiKris: Did you cum?
Him: Did I congo?
Aug 18th
sophiniesom: (via soupsoup) HAHAHAA oh yes she did.
Aug 18th
I propose a knife fight.  How bout we meet at the corner of E 1st and W 5th?  
Aug 18th
Photo of the day.  Perhaps Mulberry & Elizabeth have...
Aug 18th

Dear Mary Rambin,

seashellhell: maryrambin: frangry: “I understand that you are trying to be helpful and...
Aug 18th
“Are you wearing my skirt?!”
— AntiKris asking man in her bed...
Aug 18th
Best Soundtrack.  Hottest Dude.  Cute in all kinds of ways....
Aug 18th
“fuck the dishes.  the kitchen is dead to me.”
— Fancy:   (via ellebelle)
Aug 18th
lomo: A Sea of Pink (via hearman)
Aug 17th

Another Beach Day

Coney Island, bitches! YAY
Aug 17th
“I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood,...”
— Patrick Bateman
Aug 17th
Warch Watch
Currently Watching: American Psycho.  Best movie
Aug 17th
whateverlolawants:
Aug 17th
Soup whines
Aug 17th
soupsoup: Joe Strummer, The Clash, Milan, Italy, 1981 ...
Aug 16th
lomo: Pixdaus: Popular Today Pics - no description
Aug 16th

Beach Day

YAY!   
Aug 16th

A Note On Michael Phelps' Record-Tying...

marklisanti: 1/100th of second? Really? This shit is so fixed. And the Chinese are behind it,...
Aug 16th

Did You Ever Hear the Story About How I...

frangry: It’s true, I did. And I didn’t even know it was her. It was the day of the series finale...
Aug 15th
chfdigital: Tornado warning
Aug 15th
I just saw this on the news too.  Craaaazy sarahchristine:
Aug 15th
“Today is a dick of a day”
— AntiKris
Aug 15th
I think I gave him a quarter this morning. 
Aug 15th
Awe.  Congrats Ellen and Portia.  I love Ellen!
Aug 15th
Rachel McAdams, I love you…but what is this crap? Ick
Aug 15th
“Please dont compliment me if it’s going to be wrapped...”
— AntiKris
Aug 15th
Um.  There’s like a Mariachi remix of Clocks by Coldplay on the radio right now and it is...
Aug 15th

He's the only who has made me smile...

AntiKris: how was your night?
Crotchrocket: it was ok. i sat in my underwear most of the night just adding people on myspace
Aug 15th
“Men, in general, are but great children.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte No shit. ...
Aug 15th
Listen Listen
eec: Minor Threat - I Don’t Wanna Hear It (I know I’ve already posted this song, but some...
Aug 15th

Dear Brian Van:

Please stop posting pics of yourself in such a manner.  I know you’ve dubbed this...
Aug 15th
I uploaded a picture of myself to “Simpsonize”...
Aug 15th

Here we go again

Another notch on a very worn down belt, another person who doesnt ‘get’ me.  I am sick...
Aug 15th

The roommate search is over!

brianvan: antikris: Found someone perfect! YAY. Who, Frangry? No, we’re waiting till...
Aug 14th

The roommate search is over!

Found someone perfect! YAY. 
Aug 14th
“I think it’s awesome/scary that all the fairer sexed...”
— AntiKris
Aug 14th

the worst part about being single

disapprovingmonkey: trying to make travel plans, and having no one to go with. it FUCKING...
Aug 14th
eec: so far the best part of the day is that i havent...
Aug 14th

Am I helping or just being a bitch?

I found a roommate I am pretty sure, but I am still getting emails.  I just received this one. From...
Aug 14th

About caring what people think

Yesterday the 3angryvaginalstooges dude responded to something I wrote about “not caring what...
Aug 14th
“You’re so tall. You should be a model. And you know you...”
— Random lady in the elevator to...
Aug 14th

Extra Extra!

Soup: shit my snapple had no plastic around it
Soup: should i drink it anyway?
AntiKris: Do it! Live on the edge
Soup: ok but if i die its your fault
AntiKris: I am ok with that
Soup: you can tumbl it!
AntiKris: I killed Soup!
Soup: yes!
Aug 14th
frangry: (via widdlest)
Aug 14th
“You will soon make headline news for all the wrong reasons”
— My fortune sent via Verizon...
Aug 14th
AHHAHAHA.  That fucking retarded Kid Rock song sampling on “Werewolf Thunder” is playing...
Aug 14th

Tyraism of the day

nudawn: feistyred: Girls who sleep with strangers are dead on the inside. It comes from pain and...
Aug 14th
Listen Listen
soupsoup: Frangry’s WFMU Debut!
Aug 14th
acidreams:  
Aug 14th

About last night......

Headed over to Sweet & Vicious to learn of it’s seizure.  Nice.  Called Blakeley who...
Aug 14th
“You know you’re addicted to this here webernet when...”
— AntiKris
Aug 14th
“i love quoting myself”
— AntiKris
Aug 14th
“AntiKris, you don’t need to quote yourself every time you...”
— tylercoates (via tylercoates)...
Aug 14th
“It’s my vagina and I’ll date who I want to”
— AntiKris
Aug 14th
Gratuitous pic of me and my flippin awesome nephew...
Aug 14th
Gratuitous pic of yourself Wednesday.  The drunk version....
Aug 14th
Media Meshing from 6pm on tonight at Sweet &...
Aug 13th

i just had a slice of left-over cake for...

(via nudawn) I had one of those little sample smoothie cups they give out on the street for lunch,...
Aug 13th
“If I dont remember it, it didnt happen”
— AntiKris
Aug 13th
REM’s Everybody Hurts is on the radio right now and I swear to god I am about to break out in...
Aug 13th
“I HATE To Catch a Predator. And not for the reasons you...”
— Katiebakes
Aug 13th
The 10 Best "To Catch a Predator" Moments
Aug 13th

TONIGHT IS MY RADIO DEBUT!!!! And I have...

frangry: Inadvisable and myself will be on WFMU, filling in for Ken and Andy, on Weds, Aug. 13,...
Aug 13th

It's one thing to talk about it,...

youequalsfucktard: Hot chicks that talk candidly about their bowel movements or farting are an...
Aug 13th
I just had to explain to my God loving secretary what a glory hole was. 
Aug 13th

I have odd friends

Black Daniel: I'm going to see her tonight I think
AntiKris: i have a party for bloggers
AntiKris: good networking
Black Daniel: i thought bloggers were bloggers so they wouldn't have to network
AntiKris: well it's called media meshing
Black Daniel: hang on, I think I found a CHUPACABRA
Aug 13th
“How did the cunt hunt go yesterday”
— Black Daniel in regards to my...
Aug 13th

It's one thing to talk about it,...

Getting new windows put in the ladies room at work is pretty cool. Getting UNFROSTED windows put in...
Aug 13th
This gives new meaning to 'pooface'
Aug 13th
This gives new meaning to 'pooface'
Aug 13th
“People must be enjoying my crappy day because I just got a...”
— AntiKris
Aug 13th
Where the FUCK are you Crotchrocket?!  It’s 9:38am your time and you are not at work.  There...
Aug 13th
If you want to keep your wits about you, do...
Aug 13th

Dear iPhone Smart Keyboard

openletters: Quit being such a prude. You can’t possibly think I want to type the word “ducking”...
Aug 13th
allibautista: (this would be my wedding cake. xx AntiKris)
Aug 13th

Soup cant handle the poo

AntiKris: i hate you, soup
AntiKris: you're on the list
Soup: i love you kris
AntiKris: you liar
Soup: i do
AntiKris: i have to poo
AntiKris: brb
Soup: ugh
Soup: now i hate you
AntiKris: dont hate, appreciate
Soup: no more poo talk!
Soup: im calling a ceasefire
AntiKris: eat my poo
Aug 13th
Warch Watch
My day is so bad I need some of this to make me feel better
Aug 13th
Dont fuck with me either today
Aug 13th
“Fuck man, it’s only Wednesday.”
— AntiKris
Aug 13th
superdoofus-stratodrive: rockuboff: I enjoy being the only person on Tumblr who doesn’t really...
Aug 13th

Gay and Retarded Days have passed. ...

I woke up this morning to realize my 9am work appointment was actually an 8am appointment.  Upon...
Aug 13th
lomo:
Aug 13th