The AntiKris

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2008

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onefootinthegrave:peterwknox:lilyna:malty:  
Oct 1st

my life sucks

her: i just went home and had sex for lunch
her: what did you have?
me: a turkey sandwich.....
me: .......i hate you by the way.
Shit nudawn, you could have used my name. I am proud of my lunchtime nookie.
Oct 1st
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Oct 1st

New favorite phrase

eec:thewordunheard: “Cowsuit crazy.” As an alternative to “batshit crazy,” and in reference to...
Oct 1st
“So… Your dad is totally 10 kinds of awesome.”
— This could also be said about...
Oct 1st
GPOYW.  The suck my udders version.
Oct 1st
twentysomethingtales:(via sarahb)
Oct 1st
lomo:(via rosemary*)
Oct 1st
This not smoking thing is making me smell everything…and I dont like what I smell.  NYC is NOT...
Oct 1st
That’s my new “go fuck yourself”.  Suck my...
Oct 1st

Dear web20morons

Please stop reading my blogs.  If you think I am such an idiot, why waste your time reading what I...
Oct 1st
This explains my current situation to a tee ...
Oct 1st

NYC

Dear Andy,  I am thinking Paris.  They’re assholes there as well, but at least there is good...
Oct 1st

NYC

I am sick of this city.  I am sick of meeting people who are not genuine.  I am sick of meeting...
Oct 1st
I saw this and almost shit myself.  Thought I’d share
Sep 30th

Update:

I am hacking massive amounts of lung butter The patch gives me the shits I am less hungry than I...
Sep 30th

Paul Newman

oooohindiekid:internetanus:oooohindiekid:chvnx: Who gives a shit? Most of you never even knew who...
Sep 30th
Sheep balls, son
Sep 30th
My favorite pic.  Me and the ex, on my roof.  Awesome pic 
Sep 30th
Drunk on the sofa Monday.
Sep 30th
Listen Listen
Yup Yup
Sep 30th
“Democracy doesn’t require a whole lot of work of its...”
Sep 30th
faggotry:
Sep 30th
Fuck
Sep 30th
“Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she’s the tawdriest,...”
Sep 30th
The scariest thing about Sarah Palin
Sep 30th
I love Jak. He’s my little sweetheart.   ...
Sep 30th

VP Debate

I am thinking of throwing a Fuck Sarah Palin Debate Party on Thursday.  I just gotta check with the...
Sep 29th
Thank you for always making me smile, lover…even when...
Sep 29th
“I live in fear that I will lose my job, not that some...”
— AntiKris talking to my...
Sep 29th
Warch Watch
peterwknox:lizlemon:derbygirl:brieflynoted:rockuboff:soupsoup:adamiss: Jack Cafferty Tells...
Sep 29th
borednyc:winstonwolfe:mikehudack:gregnews:(via eatsleepdraw)
Sep 29th

Email of the day

Donna Jean is a cunt.  I hope she gets ass raped with a Swiffer frangry: From: Donna Jean...
Sep 29th
(via thebestbirthcontrolofall)
Sep 29th
jmdj:(via tmblg)
Sep 29th

Here's a lovely story to share with your...

soupsoup: suitep: Although this is a secondhand report, the person who sent this reveals her...
Sep 29th

Humping it

55 hours no smoking!  I’ve heard the first 3 days are the hardest.  
Sep 27th

I'm kind of ashamed to admit...

The Used is awesome….you hush soupsoup: Blue and Yellow by The Used is a really good song!
Sep 26th

FAIL Fridays

Throughout my sexually active career Ive hit a few snags, we all have.  There’s been the falls...
Sep 26th
“No one likes making out with Patty and Selma”
— -suckafuck.  The best reason...
Sep 26th
Go online Nudawn
Sep 26th
I have now been smoke free for about 28 hours.  Yesterday was hard.  Today, not so bad.  I havent...
Sep 26th
henryeatspeople: A glimpse into the future! If you haven’t...
Sep 26th
I’d imagine this is what ooohindiecunt looks like. I...
Sep 26th
candywrapped:henryeatspeople:(via lesbenjamin)
Sep 26th

The patch....

The good news is…as the booklet states, the cravings only last about 5 minutes.  So once you...
Sep 25th

The patch....

Sucks.  I’ve gone through almost a pack of orbit today. This is going to be hard as a motha...
Sep 25th
officed: I had to follow this one because these days, when I see a baby, it’s like my womb is crying...
Sep 25th
“Courage is grace under pressure. Landfill, meanwhile, is...”
Sep 25th
henryeatspeople: Nothing Says “I’ll Never Give Up!” Like a...
Sep 25th

Patch

I started the patch today to try and quit smoking.  So far I feel high.  Pretty damn high.  I dont...
Sep 25th

Stupid music mistakes

When I was a kid one of my favorite songs was Grandmaster Flash’s White Lines.  At the age of...
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
AntiKris yearbook picture #1
Sep 25th
soupsoup: frangry: Thanks Soup! Mhm!
Sep 24th
dominikhofmann:(via heyeric)
Sep 24th
Gratuitous pic of yourself Wednesday…the just...
Sep 24th

On W's Speech

THIS FUCKER IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE WAR ON TERROR.  SHUT THE MOTHER FUCKING BALLS UP. OH MY GOD
Sep 23rd
pocketnovel: Walking back from the F train at...
Sep 23rd

We've reached that time of the day...

disapprovingmonkey: …when I become cranky and irritable.  If I was three, I’d get a naptime.  I...
Sep 23rd
“Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, You’re cool, Fuck you.”
— It’s another one of...
Sep 23rd
Listen Listen
soupsoup: alextypical: C.R.E.A.M : Wu Tang Clan I dedicate this jam to Eden.
Sep 23rd
Warch Watch
Currently listening to:  OMD’s If You Leave I always loved the Duck Man.
Sep 23rd

This is a first

Random Facebook dude: if your nose is real, I want you...
AntiKris: If my nose is real?
Him: yeah. Is it?
AntiKris: yeah, my nose is real.
Him: then you have someone who wants you...
AntiKris: never had that one before...
Him: I am a lot of never befores....
AntiKris: What do you want to do, pick it?
Sep 23rd

My stepmother just sent me this...

Reply to: Date: 2008-08-19, 10:11PM Well, since I seem to have a very specific type, I’ll...
Sep 22nd

Halloween

Since Halloween is on a Friday this year, I am thinking I will participate in the festivites.  I...
Sep 22nd
“Your cat hates you”
— Yet another dead on fortune...
Sep 22nd
bigcrush:thisrecording: In Which We Are Haunted By The...
Sep 22nd

How did I miss this?

Pink Floyd keyboardist Richard Wright died of cancer 9/15 at 65.  RIP, thank you for years of great...
Sep 22nd
As Zac Efron starts to look less like a girl, I stop feeling...
Sep 22nd
Robert Pattison.  Hello
Sep 22nd
I know this is old news, but I just read about it yesterday...
Sep 22nd
Well Jenna Jameson is having twins… At least they...
Sep 22nd
The Zen of Drinking Alone
Sep 22nd
Dear Henry, First, your hair looks awesome.  Blonde works...
Sep 22nd
George Michael arrested in public toilets...
Sep 22nd
I think I’ve found the new love of my life.  Why?  i...
Sep 22nd
On the contrary
Sep 22nd

don't see that every day.

superdoofus-stratodrive: so, i just stepped out to go to the bodega and pick up a sandwich,...
Sep 22nd
Biden drop out rumors
Sep 22nd

I just heard a rumor...

Where was this rumor heard? dhk: Biden drops out of VP spot due to health issues - Hilldawg is...
Sep 22nd
I love this pic of Crotchrocket’s cat, Francois
Sep 21st
“Head injuries and hangovers dont go well together”
— AntiKris
Sep 21st
“AntiKris trying to be a porn star=FAIL”
— Crotchrocket
Sep 21st
Holy shit my hair is long.  Holy shit I am a lucky girl....
Sep 21st
Fat kids
Sep 21st
nickmcglynn: Seen on the Street - Union Square
Sep 20th
I took your advice, LES!  Cant wait to try later
Sep 20th
Warch Watch
I just went to see Tropic Thunder (FAIL) but they played this song and Travis Barker was all I could...
Sep 20th

209. Take your sunglasses off indoors....

officed:ohtricia:(via rulesformyunbornson) some people seriously need to apply this to their...
Sep 19th
lomo: FFFFOUND! (via katmandu)
Sep 19th
Is that dog’s name Q?  I am pretty sure that is my...
Sep 19th
Nudawn is dropping off a backpack full of beer on her way home.  Nudawn RULES
Sep 19th
And here are the sausage fingers
Sep 19th
More on sausage fingers
Sep 19th

Fuck

So I got my fancy new phone and my fingers are too fucking fat for the touch screen texting.  I keep...
Sep 19th
the black jesus thing
Sep 19th
This is awesome just cause they called her...
Sep 19th
Tumblr Breeds Its Own Species Of Griefer: The...
Sep 19th
This painting is in the bedroom of the guy I was/am dating. ...
Sep 19th

Step it up...myself included

Nudawn: so bored, I need a new addiction
AntiKris: me too
Nudawn: cause tumblr is boring me
AntiKris: I have nothing interesting to write about because I've been hanging with tumblr people too much.
Nudawn: hahaha
Sep 19th
“A bird in the hand is safer than one over head”
Sep 19th
soupsoup: FOOD PORN Momofuku Ko pork steamed buns and...
Sep 19th
henryeatspeople: This is the most amazing dress ever…...
Sep 19th
jennifur85: mrmozorising: sciauni endai laic it, roc in...
Sep 19th
The day is already halfway over! WooHoo!
Sep 19th
I need to go here.
Sep 19th
shannonmurf:ffffound:Holga.
Sep 19th
via davidcho: frangry: This just made my day.
Sep 19th
Hello ...
Sep 19th
allibautista:inothernews:robgonemild:(via willmccloud) ...
Sep 19th

Dear nudawn

Do not feed the fire.  [redacted] has enough fire down in her crotch which she has yet to buy cream...
Sep 19th
Awe, I love you too nudawn: AntiKris
Sep 19th

Dear friday

I dont know about the forgotten email address stuff, but yeah…I am on it also.  Feistyred (I...
Sep 19th
She is so beautiful.  I saw her on the street a month or so...
Sep 19th

Confirmed rumor about Peter Knox

His rumor list is annoying and fuggin up my dashboard.  Seriously folks, move the FUCK on
Sep 18th
How can the bosses not know that our jobs only take one hour of the day to complete and the rest of...
Sep 18th

McSorleys

hahahha!  Awesome nudawn, awesome. nudawn: trainwrecks: nudawn: Ok, to recap: You were hoping...
Sep 18th
“I know this is so last week…but I really hate the new...”
— AntiKris
Sep 18th
Just add some capers and we’re good to go.  Dis shi id...
Sep 18th

In which my conspiratorial mind delves...

cajunboy: Here’s the thought I have on this, a diabolical and very conspiratorial one at that, and...
Sep 18th

Starbucks should sell tampons.

keepinganotebook: Just sayin.
Sep 18th
AntiKris: I need to go out and get laid this weekend so I wont let him win me back again.
Crotchrocket: Well it wont be hard
AntiKris: well I hope it IS hard
Sep 18th
“When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate...”
— My fortune.  Verizon Wireless...
Sep 18th

Why?

Guy on street: You shouldnt smoke
AntiKris: Thanks for the lesson in life
Guy: I have cancer
AntiKris: I am sorry to hear that
Guy: It's prostate cancer
AntiKris: I'm going to go now.
Sep 18th
nickmcglynn: No Engine Idling on People with AIDS ...
Sep 18th
Our moods are rarely in sync.  soupsoup: Synchronicity on...
Sep 18th

Friends in town

The thing about facebook and myspace is it allows you to keep in contact with people you wouldnt...
Sep 18th
Warch Watch
Whenever I am having a bad day, this works
Sep 18th
“Good God woman, think with your head, not your vag”
— PaMi
Sep 18th
My mustache picture is better, Ms. Allison.
Sep 18th
sonyamcneil:danhacker:jeralyndwile:peterwknox:(via kl7)
Sep 18th
I think I have a crush on LES.  Tonight on my way home I will be purchasing San Pellegrino Chinotto
Sep 18th

My very freaky horoscope today

Trust your intuition.  It’s never been wrong before and it’s not wrong now. Aquarians...
Sep 18th
PMS Buddy
Sep 18th
“but alas, here I am, in the know…..with no bro”
— AntiKris
Sep 18th
Things You Didn't Know About Your Body
Sep 18th
What do you want me to do, write a blog about living one...
Sep 18th
What a bunch of gay fags.  Why even follow me in the first...
Sep 18th
GPOYW the big bottle of Jameson, pillow covering the nips,...
Sep 18th
Yay!  Thanks
Sep 18th
GPOYW.  The sexy face version.  Mhm
Sep 18th
AntiKris: Where are you cuntfuck?
Crotchrocket: I'm fucking a cunt
AntiKris: You're a fucking cunt?
Crotchrocket: that's not what I said
AntiKris: that's what you should have said
Crotchrocket: you're a fucking cunt
AntiKris: No, I have a cunt, you ARE the cunt. There's a difference
Sep 17th
“Alcoholism is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get...”
— - Mitch Hedberg (via malty) ...
Sep 17th
“I’d rather pick my ass till it bleeds, thanks”
— AntiKris
Sep 17th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  My friend LL.  Why? ...
Sep 17th
That is class, asshat.  Jameson is what resides in that...
Sep 17th
Oh boy, that's a whole lotta love.
Sep 16th

Andy and I need a topic for our radio...

frangry: Email me or leave a comment with suggestions/thoughts. Here are some potentials: ...
Sep 16th
“but i do keep a full 70’s bush, you’re right about that.”
— nudawn- You make it sound...
Sep 16th
“I want blurry pictures from your phones that make me think I...”
— 3AVS i dont know who you are,...
Sep 16th

Dear 3angryvaginalstooges

I am sorry that my blog has been boring as fuck lately.  Honestly, I’ve been having a shitty...
Sep 16th
“being a slutty shit talking pig is hard work. its not like...”
— nudawn Well said,...
Sep 16th

Dear Frangry,

3angryvaginalstooges: frangry: nudawn: All this hadron collider and alternate dimensions talk,...
Sep 16th
“Now you just have to quit drinking, smoking, eating poorly,...”
— Mr. Jones on my starting with...
Sep 15th
Works picking up and I’ve been too busy to blog.  My day feels odd. 
Sep 15th
“Frangry and AntiKris just hanging out” ...
Sep 15th
“My brain called. It wants its cells back.”
— Oh goodie! Ooohindiecunt is...
Sep 15th
“When I’m good I’m very good. When I’m...”
— Mae West
Sep 14th
jennifur85:katyperryblog:
Sep 14th
Three dead following quarrel over penis size
Sep 14th

SNL party

No Phelps pics.  Couldnt even manage a walk of 10 blocks to get home.  Blisters.  Almost no memory...
Sep 14th
Weird, I’m the opposite.  I wish every kiss was a buttery pieced of puffed corn perfection....
Sep 14th

Currently watching:

The E Channel’s Horrifying Hollywood Murders for the 5th time.  Why is it when I am hungover I...
Sep 14th
“your poo is a agoraphobic”
— AntiKris (via nudawn) nudawn,...
Sep 14th
“My brain called. It wants its cells back.”
— AntiKris
Sep 14th

ok

So No Country for Old Men is kinda boring so far, but that scene with the dog swimming after him was...
Sep 14th
“It always fascinated me how people go from loving you madly...”
— Julie Deply, “Two Days in...
Sep 14th
“That guy’s kind of a juice bag.”
— That is SOOOOO fucking cute....
Sep 14th

WTF

Who the fuck are Gossipin Gabby, Sport Talk Stan, and all these other random assholes who have...
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
Soo funny!
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
Currently watching: Uncle Buck
Sep 13th
Way to blow the ending on that nail biter, lover frangry: I just cried at the end of Fool’s Gold...
Sep 13th

He's Alive!

w00t
Sep 13th
I care
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
I just saw this and had to call Crotchrocket to see if he was alive.  I think he was going to see...
Sep 13th
soupsoup:fatmanatee: Who is this he/she holding my cat?!
Sep 13th
“Kudos on the nice pooper”
Sep 13th
I love her
Sep 13th

On Mothers

Mom: Well you know employers use google now to get information on new hires and even though you have a job, you should really google yourself to see what you find.
AntiKris: Mother I am a blogger, of course I know this. I google myself, even my dates, etc.
Mom: well..."twenty more minutes of lecturing about internet responsibility."
AntiKris: Mom, I use an alias.
Mom: but...."another 10 minutes"
AntiKris: Ok, Mom
Sep 13th
It’s a good thing I’m going to hell. I like to...
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
Love this Actually, love this scene, not this video clip.  Oof.  They may as well be speaking...
Sep 13th

Words of Advice

Anyone who fucks [redacted] because at the time it seemed like a good idea and well, everyone loves...
Sep 13th
Sep 13th

If you're ever worried about me, just...

Mom: “I just wanted to give you a ring and make sure you were alive, we havent heard from you...
Sep 13th

Me and Mr. Jones

Jones: You're old, what's up, suck?
AntiKris: You're older, fart breath
Jones: Not really… You see, living in NY is like living in dog years. Studies show that NY City residents age 7 years for every 1 year a normal person ages. Therefore, you are approximately 56 years old. You can’t argue with this, it’s science.
Sep 13th
Elisabeth Fritzl Update
Sep 13th

fuck it, we'll do it live

So what you’re saying is…you like friends who are cheap and like to drink?   nudawn: ...
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
Currently Watching Notting Hill.  I love this movie
Sep 13th
Soups makes it to the blogged chats.  Welcome, Soup.  
Sep 13th
“Sometimes you just have to shut the fuck up to communicate”
— AntiKris
Sep 13th
I’d eat someone’s ass for a smoothie right now....
Sep 13th

fuck it, we'll do it live

Um, was there a guy named Nick S there?  Not blogger Nick, but another Nick?  I think I was invited...
Sep 13th

Note to self:

Dont ever expect to do anything after a free happy hour unless  you’re Nick McGlynn and have...
Sep 13th
Vivienne: When does it work out? When does it work out for girls like us? Kit: You want a name,...
Sep 13th
“I want the fairytale”
— Vivienne 
Sep 13th
There’s nothing better than Eden’s IM fuck ups and her quick corrections.  I go out for...
Sep 12th
This is how I feel today
Sep 12th
Warch Watch
nickmcglynn: Media Meshing Video Shot By: Marian Lorraine & Matthew Rebula Edited By: Nick...
Sep 12th
soupsoup: Where do I buy the secret decoder ring for Young Manhattanite?
Sep 12th

My Phelps hatred goes further

So it looks like I will be going to the SNL after party tomorrow.  For those of you who dont know,...
Sep 12th
“Dude… why am I making craaaaazy eyes in EVERY SINGLE...”
— Mo- I was making crazy eyes...
Sep 12th
meganmcisaac: i find it humorous that some people seem to forget what the purpose of a blog is. it’s...
Sep 12th

it went something like this...

AntiKris: Dude you should fuck [redacted].
Me: Everyone should fuck [redacted].
BrianVan: Everyone has fucked [redacted].
AntiKris: Dude if you DO fuck [redacted] you better double bag it.
Sep 12th
lomo:
Sep 12th
This pretty much sums up my meshing…glug fucking...
Sep 12th
villagevegan: Sometimes people dissapoint you to a degree you couldn’t have imagined. I don’t trust...
Sep 12th

meshing mess

T& J =FAIL People sweating on me is not cool. I broke a glass on Peter Knox I got ditched I...
Sep 12th

hungover recap

I will NOT repay you a smoke as you cannot spell hypocrite correctly.  nudawn: Blakeley…you need...
Sep 12th
only if you do me the same favor nudawn: Kill. Me. Now.
Sep 12th
“I’m sorry, our shitty economy means no, I cant bum you...”
— AntiKris
Sep 11th

Is anyone doing happy hour tonight?

are you retarded (via brianvan)
Sep 11th
“9/11 Never forget. Maybe we SHOULD forget, so all the dumb...”
— AntiKris
Sep 11th
kaiticalamity: frangry: via Gawker  omg, where can i get...
Sep 11th
I just seriously smiled through that whole Obama/Letterman interview.  A politician has not brought...
Sep 11th

Lipstick, \ˈlip-ˌstik\ , n.

sophiniesom: robot-heart: : a marketing ploy in political campaigns where faux controversies over...
Sep 11th
Warch Watch
nickmcglynn: Barack Obama on DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW 09-10-08 - “Technically, had I meant it that...
Sep 11th
catedunn: I *Heart* You: I May Take Up Cross Stitching
Sep 11th
Things that were popular in 2001
Sep 11th
shannonmurf:  (via scout) Amen.
Sep 11th
Warch Watch
frangry: cajunboy: My latest little project. Titled Huge. More info can be gathered on it here.
Sep 11th
soupsoup: katespencer: I love this city, today and every...
Sep 11th
michaelorell: Coworker: Someone told me you have a blog Me: They were lying Coworker: What’s the...
Sep 11th
“Love means having to say you’re sorry every fifteen minutes.”
— John Lennon (via whokilled)
Sep 11th

My cat is a smart asshole

I got my cat in Nov 05.  My ex’s mother had found him lingering around her house in Long...
Sep 11th

Ghostbusters 3, the porno version

AntiKris: I had a sex dream about Dan Ackroyd last night
Blakeley: Was he a conehead or a blues brother?
AntiKris: Does it matter?!
Blakeley: yes, this is very serious business, of course it matters
AntiKris: Ghostbuster
Blakeley: Nice, did he slime you?
AntiKris: He took off his proton pack and showed me who's boss.
Sep 11th
I feel like I’m in Mr. Rogers neighborhood.  It just dawned on me how long I have been living...
Sep 11th
thewordunheard: antikris: Gratuitous pic of your cat...
Sep 11th

Wow

I have got a shit ton of emails from people living with lupus and or autoimmune diseases in response...
Sep 11th
He puts me in check
Sep 11th
“I’m the best lover I’ve ever had”
— AntiKris
Sep 11th
Gratuitous pic of your cat Wednesday.  The fat as fuck...
Sep 11th
I love you, spills….but only if you spill ...
Sep 11th
Soup Soup gets some pussy! YAY soupsoup: Meet my new cat...
Sep 11th

Help my friend out

Please go to http://www.987fm.com/pages/rockstar3/vote.html and vote for my friend’s band...
Sep 11th

Currently Watching:

Ghostbusters.  I really hope they remake this with the original cast.  This was one of my favorite...
Sep 10th
For once I agree with Van…nothing good ever happens in Midtown which is why I posted this on...
Sep 10th

Free top shelf happy hour this Friday

So my roommate won a free happy hour from 7-8 this Friday and said I could invite friends since...
Sep 10th
“I’ve washed my hands of this situation, and I dont...”
— B
Sep 10th

How?

AntiKris: (to customer) What's your email address so I can send you your quote?
Customer: I dont have a computer
AntiKris: Do you have a fax number?
Customer: No
AntiKris: How would you like your quote sent
Customer: just put it in the mail (to London)
AntiKris: (perplexed) Really?
Sep 10th
American Airlines loses body
Sep 10th
lfarm: “WATCH OUT! … A hoard of chuckies hits the streets...
Sep 10th
animalinsider:
Sep 10th
Are you kidding me?
Sep 10th

Today's Haiku

Ha.  I have an appt with someone from Cosmo Girl tomorrow twentysomethingtales: I work at Cosmo...
Sep 10th

My breath must be kickin

I just found this awesome little korean deli with a buffet within walking distance of my office.  I...
Sep 10th

Note to self

Do not borrow Feistyred’s lipstick anymore.  Oof that doesnt look good
Sep 10th
Another GPOWY from the files.  This is for the lady who...
Sep 10th
Gratuitous pic of yourself Wednesday…the two years ago...
Sep 10th

Sometimes

Exactly why I started blogging.  It felt freeing to remove the BS from my head and put it on...
Sep 10th
“It’s all fun and games till someone gets barfed on.”
— AntiKris to a friend who got...
Sep 9th

AntiKris' advice on getting over someone

That’s sweet, but in the female department…my heart belongs to Frangry iammiki: ...
Sep 9th

AntiKris' advice on getting over someone

Are you hot? Maybe.  Let’s see the ring, and I dont mean around your collar iammiki: ...
Sep 9th
Someone's gotta have a membership.
Sep 9th
Listen Listen
peterwknox: Head Automatica, “Beating Hearts Baby” because this has the energy I need to get up...
Sep 9th
You should probably note that happy hour is from 4-7 with $5...
Sep 9th

Dirty Legs

I had an 11am appointment with a client in Chinatown today.  I arrived right in time for the...
Sep 9th
allibautista: My life would be A LOT easier if burgers...
Sep 9th
“I do need my old computer back so please dont shove it up...”
— AntiKris on rethinking the...
Sep 9th
Fuck you facebook.  Fuck you for giving me my mobile alerts 24 hours after I’ve already...
Sep 9th
onemoretimewithfeeling: “As you stroke, it strokes. It’s...
Sep 9th
It's only Tuesday
Sep 9th
eec, I love you and all…but I am getting the...
Sep 9th

Another one bites the dust

Maybe I’ve written about this, maybe I havent…I find this so odd and so awesome. For...
Sep 9th

My morning routine

My morning routine is very boring, but I depend on it.  Shower (sometimes), hussle to the subway...
Sep 9th
Happy Birthday McGlynn!
Sep 9th

AntiKris' advice on getting over someone

from the words of my doctor taking blood… “Dont worry, it’s just a little...
Sep 9th
henryeatspeople: people = shit. (via *northern star°)
Sep 8th
And I thought I was addicted to the...
Sep 8th

YAY

I just realized I have 2 more vacation days than I thought I did!
Sep 8th
henryeatspeople: Haziz?! So Shelley Malil from “The...
Sep 8th
soupsoup: marymo: please, reblog and mail in letters!
Sep 8th
boredandrambling: (via) This is so beautiful. 
Sep 8th
Art mimics life.  It’s interesting and sad that David...
Sep 8th
It’s rumored that these two brainiacs are having...
Sep 8th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Whoever hooked up...
Sep 8th
I disagree.  Although I am not a fan of her music, I am happy she’s been able to turn her life...
Sep 8th
They should have had Eddie Izzard host.  HE’S FUNNY
Sep 8th

wait

Tokyo Hotel.  That is the best tranny I’ve ever seen.  Amanda Lapore…you’ve been...
Sep 8th

Who the fuck is Russell Brand

Sorry I just apparently dont watch as much TV as you these days.  I watch teh VMAs because I am sick...
Sep 8th
The Ting Tings!!!!  YAY
Sep 8th
Entourage is equally sucky.  I hate when shows I like go to shit.  Just like Weeds this season, not...
Sep 8th
wait a sec….is this the NEW Entourage.  If so, VMAs OVER
Sep 8th
You’re a man…man up.  It’s a dead dog.  It...
Sep 8th
Fuck you, soup
Sep 8th
“Lil Wayne looks like my favorite Murray Hill bum who tells...”
— AntiKris
Sep 8th
And this fool just ruined it.  Are you kidding me. 
Sep 8th
Whoever this bitch is is singing one of my favorite songs ever. 
Sep 8th

oh you scatological buttworms.

Um, what channel is Down and Out on?!  One of my favorites.  superdoofus-stratodrive: i’ve tuned...
Sep 8th

OH HELL YES

Swoon means I have a crush on him.   franksino: antikris: Travis Barker…….SWOOOOOON wtf does...
Sep 8th

OH HELL YES

Travis Barker…….SWOOOOOON
Sep 8th
OMG WORST NIGHTMARE SPEIDI AND WENTZ KILL ME
Sep 8th
I think I am going back to watch Never Been Kissed for the 20th time. 
Sep 8th

Uh oh.

alexbalk: Russell Brand just got John McCain elected president.
Sep 8th

Who the fuck is Russell Brand

Why is he hosting?  I usually like the brits.  I just really want to brush his hair.  
Sep 8th
Wait!  I thought Brit was performing?!  That’s all she did?  I hate Rhianna so much.  Hello...
Sep 8th

DAYUM

Go Britney!  She looks GREAT
Sep 8th
There should have been a “while” in there.  Let me fix isay: antikris: I am watching...
Sep 8th
“Dont ever be someone’s slogan because you are poetry”
Sep 7th