January 2009
Has anyone seen this commercial? →
Because you need to
awesome →
pics from the end of my liver as we know it →
FAIL
My party starts in less than 2 hours. I havent showered yet. I just decided it would be a good idea to paint my nails. I am a flippin moron
Watchjennifur85:
Lady Gaga - Poker Face
because its the weekend
YAY!
Party tonight!! So ES-Cited
I am at a columbia alumni party and am amongst the lamest of the lame. But they have blue moon on tap so cool
“I like my beats hard like two day old shit”
– A Tribe Called Quest
Someone needs to make me an FFFFFFFUUUUU
Kris drinking coffee. Kris having to poo. Crotchrocket in shower. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Fartcine made me take down the boob pic
“I think I’ll be at your apartment at 8pm tomorrow night with a...”
– Jolie
In reference to getting me into my pink dress tomorrow night
A little twist of the knife
Crotchrocket is looking at Time Out New New York’s Guide For The Laid Off New Yorker for cheap things for us to do today and one of the things listed is to go tour the Federal Reserve. I’m sorry, but who the fuck wants to go learn about money when you have none?
On this weekend's bday schedule:
brianvan:
“It’s like facing Manny and Ortiz back-to-back in the lineup”
(Actually, with the Super Bowl on Sunday, it’s a Murderer’s Row of drinking occasions)
This is VERY true
That post I did about Snuggies?
themattsmith:
Apparently that picture was a Slanket.
Sorry.
Those are dumb too.
Kia Matthews can you have. Snuggies and Slankets are the BIDNESS. You disappoint me, Matt who is married
“Jesus Chrust”
– Fartcine
He landed and i was just hit on by a limo driver. Awesome
Our ny airports seem to have a bird problem as there are two of them flying in baggage claim
Gpoyw. The Fuck you weather and jet blue version.
Still no fucking crotchrocket and these jerk faces wont tell me anything. Can someone check jetblue flight 350 and text me the time?
I am so out of it today and I dont know why
I just texted my friend who is a plane, who I just blogged about being on the plane, and asked “why are you not online?!” I was in bed at 11. I didnt drink last night. I’ve had 2 cups of coffee. WTF?
Excitement mixed with embarrassment
Crotchrocket’s plane is coming in early when I expected it to be late due to the weather. Sure glad I elected to leave several “unmentionable” items all over the apartment figuring I would have time to straighten up prior to his arrival. Good thing he already knows what a disgusting human being I am. Cant wait! One hour and forty minutes! YAY
More on the chin....or lack there of →
I find it hilarious that my 60 something, male coworker reads Perez Hilton like it’s going out of style. He is obsessed with celebrity gossip.
youngmanhattanite:
Can someone please explain AntiKris and Frangry in 3 mouthfuls or less? We get the hypersexuality part.
It would take much more than 3 mouthfuls…trust, son. xxAntiKris
I know the economy sucks, but damn →
So terrible
The Stranger | Bad Brains Documentary in the Works →
frangry:
(via catbird)
Dear Tumblr..
Thank you so much for the birthday wishes…The actual day is Thursday though. Dont let the crackin open of the Jameson fool ya.
I just boiled eggs incorrectly. Ok Kris…you’re 30 now. Get in the kitchen
