“You’re so flat chested it’s not even funny.”
— My roommate to me as I pulled...
— My roommate to me as I pulled...
Oct 31st
The hair cooperated! Thank God
Oct 31st
Getting ready question???
Do I look more evil with the bangs down or up?
Oct 31st
recycled devil costume for work tonight. I am actually...
Oct 31st
Sell Mo your old iPhone
baxterp2: Anyone have an older model iphone they want to sell me?
Oct 31st
Can we talk about my midget fingers here for a second?
Oct 30th
On the art of ripping women’s panties off…..
Oct 30th
“There are big market and small market teams that don’t give...”
— Soup
— Soup
Oct 28th
For serious
Oct 28th
Of course Matt Who Is Married Smith…because nothing...
Oct 28th
Oh yeah
We’re on day number three without cigarettes……
Oct 28th
GPOYW. The I wore a fuck ton of eye makeup last night...
Oct 28th
That map of Lower Vanhattan is pretty...
You should also list all the places he’s been “Vanned”. Credit due to Juan for...
Oct 27th
Seriously, Julia Allison?
Oct 27th
Unfollow Tuesday. Go ahead, you know you want to. Lets go...
Oct 27th
Ok, so I used to try on my Mom’s heels around the...
Oct 27th
Wino’s new tee tahs. It’s nice to see her...
Oct 27th
Pennywise-Bro Hym
Oct 27th
Guess what song this is...
walpaper: reblogt: walpaper: missashleyjheidler: walpaper: “Woaaahh ohhhh ohhh ohhh…Ohhh, ...
Oct 27th
Listen
folkinz:
the raveonettes: bang!
my new favorite song of the moment. they consistently make great...
Oct 27th
I SWORE I wouldn't post this....
Oct 27th
My ex boyfriend’s mom just asked me if this facebook...
Oct 27th
katiebakes:lindsayrobertson:
So true. To this I would add...
Oct 26th
For lack of a better idea, and for lack of funds, I was...
Oct 26th
So I woke up to this first thing this morning. There’s...
Oct 25th
Reasons why the once cool east village now sucks: stupid out...
Oct 25th
Oh hai Slash hair, no wonder why I didn’t get any...
Oct 24th
So this just solved an argument
Oct 24th
Love love
Oct 24th
I just went to an art show called Dick Chicken. Brooklyn is weird
Oct 24th
The ‘detective’ costume for girls is every child...
Oct 22nd
Our park adventure is coming to an end
Oct 22nd
Illegal beer bought in coney island: $3
illegal beer bought in central park: $5
Fucking manhattan
Oct 22nd
And in this week’s edition of things at the park I...
Oct 22nd
Fall
Oct 22nd
Then there are the not so awesome aspects of the park
Oct 22nd
Such a perfect New York day. Central Park, Bud Light Lime,...
Oct 22nd
My stepmother talking about mo and I. Pugsley is the dog....
Oct 22nd
In today’s version of the fall of a mediocre screen uh...
Oct 21st
GPOYW. The various modes of technology version
Oct 21st
Oh good God. This is just awful. Lindsay, oh dear...
Oct 20th
youngmanhattanite:
92y:
Best Reason to Deal With...
Oct 20th
(via rentedsurroundings)
Oct 20th
Have you tried a pet store? Hamster balls?
nudawn:
demand from lady gaga does not create demand...
Oct 19th
Oct 18th
Happy Birthday, Orell. Love you more than yesterday, but...
Oct 17th
“FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU’RE COOL FUCK YOU”
— That dude from that movie
— That dude from that movie
Oct 17th
“I’m waiting on the Tumblr line of condoms.”
— Coffeebag The only condoms...
— Coffeebag The only condoms...
Oct 16th
Watch
nickmcglynn:
Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer Video
Oct 16th
Coffeebag: Always keeping it creepy
Oct 16th
This always remains the same
Oct 16th
maybe it isnt coffeebag
it isnt nearly as creepy.
Oct 16th
“Girl, Imma do to you want AntiKris does to good taste and...”
— Blogger Pick-up Lines (via...
— Blogger Pick-up Lines (via...
Oct 16th
Reblog a false stereotype about your...
whiteleatherpalace:ohhleary:meredithnyc: SOUTH CAROLINA - WE’RE NOT ALL ASSHOLES LIKE JOE WILSON /...
Oct 16th
Watch
How to tell people they sound racist
Oct 16th
Sometimes.....
I just want to respond with the comments made about me with “Duh”.
Oct 16th
Balloon Boy Barfs On Live TV
Oct 16th
deleteyourself:
Who remembers this thing at amusement parks?...
Oct 16th
What is she, 23? I’ve done some drugs. I’ve...
Oct 16th
SHOCKER: Balloon Boy Was A Hoax!
Oct 16th
david:via kapi and 1000lolz
Oct 16th
“We did it for the show”
— Falcon What a dick
— Falcon What a dick
Oct 16th
The real news today is the death of Pam Anderson’s...
Oct 16th
Tumblr was awesome today
Oct 16th
ok I take back jokes
Oct 15th
blakeley:cartoonpenis:
Too soon????
Oct 15th
This is going to be such a good weekend update!
Oct 15th
Costume Idea.....
Dress up as Tara Michelle Pretend to be someone else but claim it’s just you.
Oct 14th
Costume Idea....
Nudawn….circa that vodka ad thing she posted. In prep: Slutty outfit Big Hair Some cheap...
Oct 14th
GPOYW. The little lady I once was version
Oct 14th
Ralph Lauren fires 5'10 120 lb model for...
Oct 14th
New Hair. Went to Chinatown to get my haircut and I must...
Oct 13th
vannehlu:
Imma let ya finish…
hahaha. Perhaps Kanye would...
Oct 13th
“Worst gas ever”
— Take that as you will
— Take that as you will
Oct 13th
Happy Birthday, Mo (what I call my Mom)
You’re a...
Oct 13th
I am starting to like Lady Gaga more
Oct 13th
Attention IRL friends
One of you gave me your keys to hold not so long ago, but not sure when exactly. After fishing for...
Oct 13th
In case if you cant see…this is a pic of some whore...
Oct 13th
On SNLs major suckage this week
I watched Ryan Reynolds and Lady Gaga deliver a not so bad SNL last week and watched this week with...
Oct 13th
Where the Wild Things Are
I remember having this book read to me in the library at around 5 years old. I remember how I loved...
Oct 13th
Dear J,
You’re doing it wrong.
XO,
K
Oct 13th
On getting old
Me: I woke up this morning (or afternoon) with horrible back painHim: Awesome sex last night?
Me: Ha, I wish. I dont know what it could be from
Him: Did you go dancing or something?
Me: No, but I had to stand up for 6 hours yesterday. That could be it
Him: You're in pain from standing up? Really? You're getting old. If I were you I'd make up some awesome sex story which includes bending over pieces of furniture and stuff.
Me: Yeah, let's start this conversation over. I woke up this afternoon after 5 hours of hard core pounding and I cant move.
Him: That's much more respectable.
Oct 13th
Tonight's Menu
Bacon wrapped dates Proscuitto/Pesto Crostinis Sausage, Basil, Mozz bites Pigs in Blanket 5 lbs...
Oct 9th
My friend has a better idea of a period pic
Oct 9th
cajunboy:inothernews:
AND STILL THE FLOODS CAME A man holds...
Oct 9th
It just seems to be more and more often, doesnt it. Yup,...
Oct 9th
What’s douchier than being one of us douches who...
Oct 9th
Straphangers Brace For Weekend Subway...
Oct 9th
drunkbrunch is a much better photo crasher. I...
Oct 9th
Excuse me…WHAT? You are totally banging a dude who...
Oct 8th
Yarn
Anyone know where to buy decently priced yarn in the city? Please email me
Oct 7th
GPOYW. The reason I am not drinking for a week version
Oct 7th
Update on cooking
Salad was good. Made the dressing from scratch Bruscetta was good. Scallops were good, hopefully...
Oct 3rd
The Olympics are mad boring. Who cares
Oct 2nd
What do you do...
shorterexcerpts: baxterp: …when your date has something hanging out of his nose when you meet up...
Oct 2nd
Listen
malty:fourchirps:
Starfucker / Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Cyndi Lauper)
something fun and free...
Oct 2nd
so awesome tonight
So I go to the bar right down the block from my apartment after work because I wanted a drink to...
Oct 2nd
I love the bar when I am alone
Him: What was your name again?Me: Krisanne
Him: What?! You told me your name was Christian!!
Me: Um, no I didnt
Him: Yes you did
Me: What's more plausible here; that you're a drunken idiot and forgot my name, or I forgot my own name?
Him: Did I tell you that I go down on girls for hours?
Me: Well honey, I hate to break it to you, but if you are going down for hours you're doing it wrong.
Him: No they cum, I can taste it
Me: If you can taste it that's called a yeast infection
Him: Oh
Oct 2nd
Cooking is fucking pricey. I am attempting to make dinner...
Oct 1st
Being sick in Manhattan aint so bad.
I just ordered my Chicken Noodle Soup, OJ, Tea, and cold medicine for delivery. I cant really do...
Oct 1st