“You’re so flat chested it’s not even funny.”
—My roommate to me as I pulled down my dress to place my nicotine patch for the evening. Awesome, my boobs are actually a bit bigger than they usually are right now.
October 2009
Getting ready question???
Do I look more evil with the bangs down or up?
“
There are big market and small market teams that don’t give a shit about their teams and simply take the money they’re basically stealing from teams like the Yankees and putting it directly into their pocket, and not back into the team.
One thing you can’t fault the Yankees and their ownership for, and that is putting the best product they can on the field.
…and this is coming from a very bitter Mets fan.
” —SoupOh yeah
We’re on day number three without cigarettes……
That map of Lower Vanhattan is pretty representative of where I go in Manhattan
You should also list all the places he’s been “Vanned”. Credit due to Juan for coming up with that one.
Upside: NYU is gone.
Downside: Blind Tiger is also gone.
Redemption for Blind Tiger’s disappearance: Pony Bar becomes a waterfront venue.
Seriously, Julia Allison? →
julia.nonsociety.com
I’ve left her alone for a while because she insulted herself enough with that red hair….but this? Really? She wonders why she cant find a man to give her the dream wedding she longs for. Maybe if she’d STFU, attempt to be an actual person rather than some prepackaged Barbie Doll in the discount bin at Kmart, marked down 90%, she’d have some luck. Oh, and BJs are well accepted among the opposite sex. Rumor has it she dont give em.
Pennywise-Bro Hym →
youtube.com
i dont know if I guessed right, I just wanted to hear this song
Guess what song this is...
“Woaaahh ohhhh ohhh ohhh…Ohhh, woaahh ohhh ohh ohh… Ohhh”
you’re my covergirl, NKOTB? no? FAIL? damn.
Nope. but i guess it could be “the right stuff”
i realize the odds, but i wanna play… pearl jam - last kiss?
No, but good guess.
Pennywise, Bro hym???
