The AntiKris

Thursday was the start of my Get My Fat Ass Back Into My Size 26 Jeans project. Current Diet: ...

Dec 1st

brieflynoted:zachlinder: At 74, still coming of age. ...

Dec 1st

My view from the shitter

Nov 29th

Happy Thanksgiving! xx AntiKris

Nov 26th

Nov 25th

GPOYW

Nov 25th

Nov 25th

Mao is winking at me.  I guess that means I am ready to go!

Nov 25th

You know what?

Screw you Gmail.  You used to be reliable.  Now you go down all the time.  Not in the good...

Nov 25th

I will catalog this under “reasons I should not...

Nov 25th

This ain’t gramercy, this is bitey cat! baxterp2: ...

Nov 24th

Dear BV….it’s rather narcissistic of you to assume people would actually PAY to read...

Nov 24th

I'm out with my lover.

I am 30 and he’s 35…..I’d hardly call it “young love” frangry: And...

Nov 24th

“This illuminates precisely why the Southern saying, “you...”
— V First serious LOL of the...

Nov 23rd

Jesus.

Mo, V is calling you out…. bright-sider: What’s it going to take to get this whore lush,...

Nov 23rd

Watch

brianvan:mdfsmash:thedailywhat: AMAs: Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” / “Speechless.” [via.] ...

Nov 23rd

Dudes in diapers.

bright-sider: These beauties can be yours for the low, low price of $385! And wait, there’s...

Nov 23rd

Amber Alerts to your phone

Nov 23rd

I just wanted to take a moment to...

Congrats to my lover, Frangry who just purchased her very own apartment.  I cant wait to come over...

Nov 23rd

my bedroom is like brand new and...

I dont believe this to be true because that would mean I believed there was someone out there who...

Nov 23rd

Just answer “C” for everything.  Or fill in the...

Nov 22nd

peterfeld: Lyndon Johnson is sworn in as president by...

Nov 22nd

peterfeld: Nov. 22, 1963

Nov 22nd

Nov 22nd

Facebook friend turns into Big Brother

Nov 19th

Listen

This song rings true for me………

Nov 19th

Even V agrees

Nov 19th

So...what about proposal via carrier...

That’s fine…as long as the pigeon doesnt drop the message in the middle of a Tumblr...

Nov 19th

Man you guys are a bunch of bitter,...

Well if this isnt the unsweetened chocolate calling that one bad peanut in the bag bitter!!!! (via...

Nov 19th

Can we stop talking about this...

(via themattsmith) mattwhoismarriedwithakid has been upstaged!!!!  FTW

Nov 19th

opinions are like assholes

nudawn: look, its a free country and everyone can do whatever the fuck they wanna do.  i met this...

Nov 19th

Seriously.....

I already had diarrhea….now I am vomiting.  David, Topher, Jacob….one of you asses walk...

Nov 19th

“I am now embarrassed to be a Tumblr user”
— AntiKris

Nov 19th

Hey Nudawn

Will you toss my salad tonight?  If you arent sure, watch this video

Nov 19th

Tumblr just took a big dive into gayville.  I dont mean cool...

Nov 18th

Is it now “in” to sport the toe? frangry: ...

Nov 18th

shorterexcerpts:baxterp2:marklisanti: Unpossible. The...

Nov 18th

Nov 18th

This is fun

Nov 18th

Who’s coming over for din din?

Nov 18th

FACT:

brianvan: antikris: Brian Van cannot reblog in 140 characters or less FALSE. I just did. The...

Nov 18th

FACT:

Brian Van cannot reblog in 140 characters or less

Nov 18th

GPOYW.  The I hung out with my lover last night...

Nov 18th

I’m in fucking bed right now but…..seriously?! What happens if they have completely...

Nov 17th

And on that note, kids.....

I think it is time for bed. (nightmare ensues)

Nov 17th

So Mo just told me this happened.  OMG.  So was the other...

Nov 17th

Watch

So last night I couldnt go to sleep at a decent time because I was stuck watching this.  Things that...

Nov 17th

“Remind me never to date a German dude. I dont need him...”
— AntiKris (while watching a doc...

Nov 16th

Thought of the day.....

Tumblr is MAD boring.

Nov 16th

You're either an "LOL" person or a...

LOL means I am not laughing.  HAHA means I maybe went “ha”....

Nov 11th

They should give away free Summer’s Eve with these ...

Nov 11th

These are the text conversations that Julia Allison thinks...

Nov 11th

Dear GMAIL

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nov 11th

Yup

Nov 11th

GPOYW.  The I didnt realize I had this pic of Jolie and I...

Nov 11th

You know what really sucks?

When you realize that YOU are the asshole.

Nov 11th

Everytime I eat a warm chocolate chip cookie I think of my friend V.  She’s coming to Tumblr...

Nov 11th

If I see another "Black People on..."...

Black people on “Black people on” I think that just broke my brain.  Thanks for the...

Nov 11th

Watch

This is why I always take cabs

Nov 11th

Listen

folkinz: lykke li: i’m good, i’m gone

Nov 10th

Apparently the New York Times doesn’t feel they need...

Nov 7th

A Beginner's Guide to Pedobear, the...

Nov 7th

Krisanne: when did you grow a blood pumping vessel?!
me: Shhh, don't tell anyone - it'll ruin my rep.
Krisanne: It'd ruin your rep if I told people you didnt fuck on the first date.
me: But then you'd just be lying

Nov 6th

Did we have sex with Neanderthals? Aren't we...

Nov 6th

why

themattsmith: folkinz: do fools fall in love don’t we do it in the road yawannabringmedown ...

Nov 6th

Nerds ;-) paintthetownred: (via mikehudack &...

Nov 6th

I you google “Yankee Parade 2009” you get...

Nov 6th

Thank you to Jolie and Matt who got me drunk enough to fall asleep without thinking.  Goal reached!

Nov 6th

GPOYW.  Last week’s Diesel party version

Nov 4th

Pretty Much New York

Nov 4th

I would love...

I think it is a mixture of douchebag parents, being a loser your whole life, then using alcohol as a...

Nov 4th

Forklift FAIL

Nov 4th

Dumbass turns herself in for driving drunk

Nov 4th

Love her

Nov 4th

First LOL of the day! walpaper: antikris: The mixture of shit I ate today is creating some...

Nov 4th

The mixture of shit I ate today is creating some cruel and unusual goulash in my belly.  Thank God I...

Nov 4th

“So what you’re saying is that I could be getting free...”
— Henry James

Nov 4th

2 of which belong to my parent’s!!! baxterp2: I am...

Nov 4th

I now know the best way to get your...

Nah man.  Now that I have a boyfriend none of those internet types speak to me anymore!  I guess...

Nov 4th

I now know the best way to get your...

Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or...

Nov 4th

caro:peterfeld:jollilama: Geologists confirm that a...

Nov 3rd

How much longer does this DB need to be in the public eye?...

Nov 2nd

caro:johncarney: Gravestone From 1799 Is Found in...

Nov 2nd

buy your yankee cap while you still can,...

(via biteofpythias) I’ve been a bandwagon fan for 5 years and owned my hat for 3.  Does that...

Nov 2nd

Call me a bandwagon fan if you must

But this is why I lurve the Yanks.  They’re just great to watch

Nov 2nd

Nov 1st

frangry: If I see one more picture of Julia Allison pointing her toes with those munchkin looking...

Nov 1st