December 2009
1/1/2000
peterfeld:
tanya77:
thedeadline:
No YouTube, no iPod, no “Idol,” no Wikipedia, no Skype, no Xbox, no NYT blogs, no Politico, no Friendster, no 3G.
No Hulu, no Tumblr, no Twitter.
And I don’t think The Box was open yet either.
No 9/11. No Patriot Act. We didnt have to take our shoes off to reveal toe holes in our socks to go through airport security.
“2009 can suck my dick”
– AntiKris
Huh?
Why is “hard” bleeped out on TV in the sentence “my penis is hard”. Hard? Really? Ass, bitch, and even on some channels the occasional “shit” is ok for TV, but HARD? Ok….
Things that I will be over for the 0-10
1. Men who wear makeup. I dont care if you are Gay or Straight. If you’re not a Tranny…I dont want to see you wearing more eyeliner than me.
2. Meat. I cannot for the life of me take a normal poo so I am considering going veggie w/ fish for a while and see if the traffic stops rubbernecking.
3. Being jobless for the most part. I plan to find my dream job. By dream job I mean...
New Years
Those who know me know I cannot stand this holiday. It’s not that I have anything against the holiday, I just NEVER have a good time. I cannot remember a good New Years Eve in my life. Lets take it back through the years…..
2000: Went to a bar in Georgetown with some friends. The couple I went with fought the entire time. My boyfriend and I had sex in the bathroom where my skirt...
My nephew just said to my boyfriend “I like you a lot better than the other dudes she brings home because you don’t let her bitch you around like they did”
CLINT EASTWOOD IN GRAND TORINO=OH MY AWESOME
Tomorrow I take the boy home to meet the family. I hope his liver and pride make it through the next 4 days.
FFFUUUUU
So I offered to purchase the Honey Baked Ham as part of a gift for my family this Christmas. I thought, “ok, like $50 tops”. That shit is over $100 bucks!!! So now in addition to the pricey hunk of pig, I’ve got to get them something else too. WTF
Mo has never seen Mannequin or Pretty in Pink
nudawn:
antikris:
I just had a serious WTF moment
WAHHHTT????!!!!???
I fucking know! We have to have a wine and weepy movie night after Christmas
Mo has never seen Mannequin or Pretty in Pink
I just had a serious WTF moment
Lesson in looking pretty
Do not pop all period zits at once as your face ends up looking like a scene out of American Psycho. I wont be going anywhere tonight.
Jersey Shore
feistyred:
antikris:
So last night I was forced to watch The Jersey Shore with my BF’s roommate who has a penchant for cheesy reality shows. I must say, I could NOT turn away. It was so bad it was good. That chick Snooki…..OH MY GAH
I think we all need to come up with our own Jersey Shore nicknames. I gotta think of something good.
We already did. Dana is D Pound, I am K Pump, and Juan...
Jersey Shore
So last night I was forced to watch The Jersey Shore with my BF’s roommate who has a penchant for cheesy reality shows. I must say, I could NOT turn away. It was so bad it was good. That chick Snooki…..OH MY GAH
I've had too much wine
But stay tuned for the thoughts on that craptastic “cheetah” piece.
youngmanhattanite:
Just catching up now. What’s a cheetah?
I think I may be a Cheetah…or maybe I am a Cheeto.
Rally
urbane:
I’ll be in Times Square to protest then out for drinks if we don’t get arrested for being gay. Meet up with us.
Dont get arrested for being Gay. Get arrested for being loud.
And here is the resolutions to be broken list...
1. Find job
2. Stop drinking so much
3. Stop smoking
4. Use gym membership
5. Stop using enough toilet paper to mummify myself when wiping ass
6. Put clean laundry away, not in pile on bed.
7. Wash eyeliner off prior to bed so I no longer wake up looking like Courtney Love circa 1995
8. Blog more
9. Stop stalking the ugly married family on facebook. It isnt healthy, it’s sad.
10....
Ladies and gentlemen, your eight New York State...
urbane:ohhleary:
Virtually nothing fails on the Senate floor, but their colleagues asked for a floor vote so their ignorance could be documented.
Sen. Joseph Addabbo Jr. Sen. Darrel Aubertine Sen. Ruben Diaz, Sr. Sen. Shirley Huntley Sen. Carl Kruger Sen. Hiram Monserrate Sen. George Onorato Sen. William Stachowski
You know what’s even more sickening? These aren’t DINOs representing...
Thursday was the start of my Get My Fat Ass Back Into My Size 26 Jeans project.
Current Diet:
Water
Ruffage
Protein
Vodka
Coffee
Progress. 4lbs less and the jeans button. The dont look good, but they button
