The AntiKris

Hey,

Hope you got off some good shots. Keep shooting and maybe think about a workshop. Now, I have found the perfect pms song for you…period!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5gRD549UAo&feature=related

xoxox,

jb

I want to kick that whore who says “I am just a goof looking for my ball” in the fucking anal orifice.  

Nudawn is letting the girls out at my party.  w00t!

Despite Nick McGlynn being at my party, I hope you will swing by.  Sorry, he’s my friend.  But maybe we can have him agree not to photograph you when you take your shirt off.  

I googled “cat crying in middle of night” because my stupid cat has been crying almost every morning at 5am for NO reason.  What results told me was that my cat was possibly developing dementia.  Great.  I’ve got my very own Notebook going on in my apartment but Mao (my cat) is no Ryan Gosling and I dont plan on reading our life story to him every day to bring him back.  So I guess I will just continue my current remedy of “Mao, shut the fuck up!!!!!”  

I am crying over a volley ball.  

Verse One:
It’s like that and it’s like this
I took her to tha pad and we started tah kiss
Now my dick’s on hard ya know what I’m thinkin’
Took tha panties off and the pussy wasn’t stinkin’
Pulled off my draws and we started to begin
Now tha pussy’s wet so my dick slides in
Oh, hiddy hiddy hiddy you hoe
Ridin’ from the back so I’m fuckin’ kinda slow
So fee fie foe fuck fum
She’s scratchin’ on my back oh here she comes
Now I gotta get a nutt gotta get a nutt gotta get it quick
Ya know because I love this shit so

Chorus:
Gimmee that, that, that nutt Gimmee that, that, that nuttGimmee that, that, that nutt
Gimmee that, Gimmee that, Gimmee that nutt

Verse Two:
Okay back back to the fuckin’ basics
You got yours and mine ya want tah taste it
Open wide oh no don’t ‘cha waste it
Oh shit all over ya face kid
Ya know ya know one thing
You know me I like to slang
That dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in ya
But I’ll turn it wild while I’m ridin’ that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had tah tame soooooooo

uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby (lick my ballz honey)

Verse Three:
Now I love pussy 
And pussy loves me 
Like a lemon to the lime and the bubble to the bee
Ya know its real good a nigga can’t resist it 
Couldn’t be a foot loop so don’t get me twisted
‘Cuz in some pussy is the place tah be
Always fuckin’ is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside soooooooo-Eazy E

If I see this Sarah McLachlin animal abuse commercial one more time I am going to LOSE IT!  This commercial makes me cry EVERYTIME.