January 2009
“When they discover the center of the Universe, a lot of people will be...”
– Bernard Bailey
The Venue →
Dont forget to tip your bartender! These people are the nicest libation servers in NYC!
A girl can dream
That Kia Matthews would bring some of her fried chicken and waffles to my party. :(
Forgive me for what I'm about to do to your day.
frangry:
But I absolutely have to share this before my mind explodes.
I had a dream last night that my coochie lips were so long they hung into the toilet, in the water, and hit the bottom of the bowl. They weren’t like roast beef curtains, as some coochie lips are often described, they were more like bacon. Long, vertically hanging pieces of raw bacon.
Lover, I am DYING AND CRYING!!!!!! OMG. ...
frangry:
Here ya go, Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
“I’d like to think I’m a mess you’d wear with pride”
– Band of Horses
On winter weight
AntiKris: I am drinking too much beer. I am not going to fit into my dress.
AntiKris: My boobs are getting bigger though, that's cool. I've never had those
Crotchrocket: that would be a nice benefit. it would be rad if getting fat as a dude made your dick bigger
Ting Tings →
fimoculous:
Your favorite new video for the next five minutes: Ting Tings, “That’s Not My Name.”
They should have played this song on Saturday. You would have taken off your pants PHO SHO
It's 2am
I have to be at work at 8am. I am still awake because my cat is doing his recent freak out behavior.
What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common?
disappointingmonkey:
Flatbush.
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“Again tonight, Flight of the Conchords was disappointing.”
– (via seashellhell)
That’s because the show is LAME 