The AntiKris

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Do you still love Crotchrocket, lover?
Mar 4th
frangry: That’s right people. When I say “anything for the...
Mar 4th

RIP my sweet friend

A very sad realization washed over me this morning.  My Oral B Sonicare is dying.  It’s...
Mar 3rd

Countdown.......

To virtually everyone I know going to SXSW and my social calendar being empty.  Who’s NOT...
Mar 3rd
Photoshop at it’s best
Mar 3rd
Listen Listen
jeffcagle: My Morning Jacket - Rocket Man
Mar 3rd
Tampon Flash Drive
Mar 3rd
nudawn: violet…you’re turning violet.
Mar 3rd
nudawn: negative blogging since 1979.  I came out tha birth...
Mar 3rd

Everlasting Gobstoppers

nudawn: antikris: I have eaten way too many of them. My innards probably look like the ball pit at...
Mar 3rd

Everlasting Gobstoppers

I have eaten way too many of them. My innards probably look like the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese
Mar 3rd
It must suck to be [redacted].  To to go around living your life like it’s one big photoshoot,...
Mar 3rd
I lost followers over my Pete Wentz post.  Emos are so emo
Mar 3rd
soupsoup: Well played, saythatscool.
Mar 2nd
And Orell’s off the top.  You best be steppin up your...
Mar 2nd
“You’re going to love my nuts”
— Slapchop infomercial
Mar 2nd
Listen Listen
Pulp-Like a Friend I love this song.  Didnt know what to think when it was just dedicated to me...
Mar 2nd
“you make Danzig wanna speak Spanish”
— Danzig ...
Mar 2nd
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frangry: Shakira feat. Danzig “Hips Don’t Lie” (via 1stpost)
Mar 2nd

Thank you Ms. Orell :)

Mar 2nd
Heeeeey there. Sure I’ll go buy beer for you, love.
Mar 2nd
I just got invited to a blogspot party
Mar 2nd
The person I blocked on IM the other day has made another IM name and is IMing me what a bitch I am...
Mar 2nd
bikerfish: banksy
Mar 2nd
soupsoup: “Canada has world leaders sign a guest book? What...
Mar 2nd
soupsoup: petswhowanttokillthemselves
Mar 2nd
“A pedophile and a young boy are walking into the woods late...”
— Orell
Mar 2nd
Strange crap people try to smuggle on planes
Mar 2nd
Listen Listen
skeetonmischa:bg5000: The Misfits - “Hate Breeders” Misfit Monday is back!
Mar 2nd
Warch Watch
Currently Listening to: Temptations-Just My Imagination
Mar 2nd
“your tumblr drama is deep, not you.”
— AntiKris
Mar 2nd
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For Frannie
Mar 2nd

Email from my customer whom I now love

“Last night’s packing included finding the record album of dirty dancing, and playing it...
Mar 2nd
Her: My brother sure makes funny faces when he plays the drums.
AntiKris: I hate to break it to you, but I have dated a few musicians and I usually find their playing/concentration face is the same as their "O face".
Her: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (hiding face)
Mar 2nd

A few new words for your consideration...

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for...
Mar 2nd
Juicebag
Mar 2nd
“Orell nails it.”
— Vince This statement is true...
Mar 2nd

I'm never alone...

walpaper: I’m alone all the time - Glycerine Well it makes sense that I had the biggest crush...
Mar 2nd
There is a guy in my office right now who sounds just like...
Mar 2nd
Katie Holmes (aka The Beard) manages to do Glamour Mag and...
Mar 2nd
Gisele and Tom Brady get married.  Yawn.  I wonder when...
Mar 2nd
Stupid whore tries to trade children for $175...
Mar 2nd

Nothing new to report

I had a pretty boring, relaxing weekend.  I think it was due.  A friend invited me to the...
Mar 2nd
fimoculous: automatic Zuki reblog
Mar 2nd

I just blocked someone on IM

No.  He doesnt know about my blog, and if he’s stalked me to the point where he’s found...
Mar 2nd

I just blocked someone on IM

I feel bad about it, but I dont really know the person and he’s mad annoying.  When I asked a...
Mar 2nd
kiamatthews: Uh. What? With each log-in, I regret signing...
Mar 1st
Oh holy barf.  Football helmet head shows some skin.
Mar 1st
superdoofus-stratodrive: Vinyl Sunday: Serious as a shotgun...
Mar 1st
Listen Listen
The Beta Band-Dry The Rain
Mar 1st
brynnherman:isotoldyouso: Such a simple problem. Such a...
Mar 1st
My friend is adorable.  He asks me, “can I search for a specific type of blog”.  I...
Mar 1st
Smile Friday.  My friend Tami.  Is she doing it wrong?
Mar 1st

Stranger things have happened

So my mom just called me because my Stepdad is reading my blog and yelled to her that...
Mar 1st

I feel like it's a Sunday night.

I am having insomnia, watching forensic files and researching useless shit on the internet.  I even...
Mar 1st

Word of the Day

soupsoup: Mien (mn) noun. 1. Bearing or manner, especially as it reveals an inner state...
Mar 1st

Is anyone else on the grouch wagon...

Mar 1st
chrispazen: man.  don’t piss off Justine Bateman. Whatever...
Mar 1st

Why the FUCK am I watching Footloose?

Mar 1st
Warch Watch
soupsoup:theslyestfox: HAHAHHA. Soup just sent me this and said “this reminded me of...
Mar 1st

Currently Watching:

Footloose.  I love when he gets all angry, cracks open a beer and starts dancing around the empty...
Feb 28th

Now the question is...

Should I wear scary photoshoot makeup out or redo my face?
Feb 28th
Scary photoshoot makeup
Feb 28th
Getting ready to have mah picture taken
Feb 28th
nudawn: on being self-aware.
Feb 28th
Nudawn: I am totally confused. What is your type
AntiKris: Losers who are tall
Nudawn: EXACTLY
Feb 28th
Gmail has gone and made itself all AOL
Feb 28th
“I am having one of those weekends where I may end up in a...”
— nudawn
Feb 28th

Goals vs Reality

Goal-dont drink the night before the photoshoot because I dont want to have puff the angry booze...
Feb 28th
peterfeld:gentleman: How much do I freakin’ love this...
Feb 28th
Listen Listen
walpaper: Bizarre Love Triangle New Order sparklingpants says, “I think I tried to start “80’s...
Feb 28th
“That’s Bunz wit a “z” not an “s”
— Booty Call
Feb 28th

Is he gay or homeless

Chris Rock: You ever see a gay homeless?
Frangry: That's true!
Frangry: There are no gay homeless people!
Frangry: Oh wait, they just fuck everyone
Frangry: That doesn't make them gay
Frangry: Just homeless
Feb 28th
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Here’s another one you need to see live Supersuckers-Pretty Fucked Up
Feb 28th
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Nashville Pussy-Go to Hell For those of you who havent seen this band live, go.  This bitch on the...
Feb 28th
I’d totally let Mike Ness do it in the butt
Feb 28th
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Social D-Story of My Life
Feb 28th
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Some Pennywise
Feb 28th
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Fuck you, I am a punk girl! Face to Face-Disconnected
Feb 28th
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For Vince Bad Religion-The Defense
Feb 28th
Listen Listen
walpaper: It Must Have Been Love Roxette —- Happy Friday Night! OMG it’s drunk music...
Feb 28th
My bodega clerk Bruce that I talk about wants to come do karaoke with me and he is dead serious.  I...
Feb 28th
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Fuck I love Ryan Ryan Star-Breathe
Feb 28th
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Ryan Star on Rockstar Supernova a few years ago performing an awesome version of REM’s Losing...
Feb 28th
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Another friend of mine who makes awesome music.  Ryan Star-Losing Your Memory.   He wrote this song...
Feb 28th
(via candywrapped) My favorite love story
Feb 28th
(via soupsoup)
Feb 28th

just reporting what i heard

molls: I just got a text from a pretty reliable source saying that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back...
Feb 28th
Listen Listen
More Electro Pop Elkland-I Never
Feb 27th
christinahaberkern: A coworker put a Dr. Pepper in the...
Feb 27th
“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you”
— That dude from that movie ...
Feb 27th
fimoculous:Blakeley & Jess: A Guide To Flirting 2.0.
Feb 27th
bikerfish:via cracked.com
Feb 27th

seriously, you guys should procreate.

(via nudawn) We would have the most vain children on earth.
Feb 27th
We look like incestuous siblings
Feb 27th
This is what my Sundays typically look like
Feb 27th
baxterp: I like thees one.  And that one. Oh sweet...
Feb 27th
(via juliaallison) I am reblogging JA because she is...
Feb 27th
Orell and I took some pics for Mo’s site last weekend.  She got us rip roaring wasted on...
Feb 27th
Morning after regret. maureenpitz.com
Feb 27th
blakeley: Lunch ala Jess.  You’re killing me with...
Feb 27th
chroot:allisonnnmarieee: An empty road.
Feb 27th

Excuse me while I take a moment.....

But it is especially gorgeous outside today. I think I am taking the rest of the day off.
Feb 27th
“I want the fairytale”
— Vivian Yes, watching pretty...
Feb 27th

I fucking love the Millionaire...

feistyred: If I were on a dating show about money, it would be called The Hundredaires Matchmaker...
Feb 27th
realrealsoft:mandalay: My ex from a few years ago was...
Feb 27th
shorterexcerpts:danhacker: In order to fight crime you need...
Feb 27th

Roll Call

superdoofus-stratodrive: feistyred: 2 glasses of wine. about to drain corners on a 40 of colt 45....
Feb 27th
(via ragetoons) I wish ragetoon was a real person so we...
Feb 27th
Vince, take a Viagra….your wit has gone soft
Feb 27th

Get a room, you two!

feistyred: You are worse than a bunch of first graders! Alice is just jealous.  She wants someone...
Feb 27th
I like Lady Gaga, but broad has a case of unfortunate face...
Feb 27th
Vince in 10 years
Feb 27th

Whatever Vince

I am far to vain to ever get that fat or wear a black, jean vest.  
Feb 27th
Move along now, move along.
Feb 27th
I have brown hair, asshole fusioned: AntiKris in 10...
Feb 27th
Listen Listen
Some people jam out to booty bass, and some people love their electro pop Elkland-Find Me
Feb 26th

Things I love in this world

Family, friends, Jameson, Doin it, Cajunboy
Feb 26th
Proof positive that men over the age of 28...
Feb 26th

Why do I have a sudden craving for...

christinahaberkern: (inside joke)  <3 This may be your inside joke but I want some fuggin...
Feb 26th
Ok, I got carried away again.  Here’s Helena...
Feb 26th

What's worse??

Trainwrecks calling someone a loser or the ENTIRE INTERNET calling you a pussy for crying about it? ...
Feb 26th

Facebook lets users chime in re: Terms...

Terms of Use Update Today we announced new opportunities for users to play a meaningful role in...
Feb 26th
Sorry BV, you had it coming. Content courtesy of me and...
Feb 26th

This just made me pee a little

goingnumbertwo liked your photo: Now here’s Jessica Biel’s ass.  Have a nice day
Feb 26th
Now here’s Jessica Biel’s ass.  Have a nice day
Feb 26th
Remeber people, this is what happens when you spend too much...
Feb 26th

Oh, jesus

miltnr: WORLD’S LARGEST EYEROLL There’s a lot of this going on today.  I think AntiKris is...
Feb 26th

WTF?!?!?!

cajunboy: So Nick Douglas is getting a five-figure book deal from Harper Collins to put together a...
Feb 26th
Listen Listen
suckafuck: Lovefool - The Cardigans This is what’s up today. Because Cruel Intentions is fucking...
Feb 26th
It's a good thing we like our coffee and our...
Feb 26th
Well shit...most of the Tumblr women are...
Feb 26th
“That’s a kind of writing that I like very much, a writing in...”
— Leonard Cohen (via whokilled)
Feb 26th
Regarding my last post.  I always know when Fartcine is placating me because she’ll respond...
Feb 26th
fusioned:lidel: so true
Feb 26th
“Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths...”
— Robert L. Frost
Feb 26th
Art Fair Map for Armory/Pulse/Volta madness...
Feb 26th
bikerfish: (via joesnake)
Feb 26th
Via dlisted
Feb 26th
affect/effect
Feb 26th
Warner Brothers is remaking The Never-Ending...
Feb 26th
whatcriscilikes::via This is not true.  The prettiest items...
Feb 26th
malty:
Feb 26th
Listen Listen
folkinz: santigold: lights out
Feb 26th
Your block feature was sufficient
Feb 26th
(via dhk) I dedicate this to my lover.  I am excited for...
Feb 26th
I know that my unpopular opinion on recent events has lost me some “friends”, but I stick with my...
Feb 26th
I hate the media.  I love the media.  I hate the media.
Feb 26th
This picture made me spit out my coffee
Feb 26th
“Sell crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here”
— Melvin Udall
Feb 26th

Facebook says: You just got...

me: I hear you guys have been poking each other for like two day straight.
her: we're being safe, don't worry
facebook needs rubbers. They do have an ad for the free NYC condoms though
Feb 26th
I just spilled the beans in a bad way.  I cannot be trusted
Feb 26th
superdoofus-stratodrive: (via milhouse) Last LOL of the...
Feb 26th
lksdlaksfkjsdfgkjhsdfk
Feb 26th

Fuck that shit

Awe, thanks baby cooch.  Wait, what? nudawn: Fuck these people.  They dont have their ears to the...
Feb 26th

An email from my Stepfather on the death...

(Linda is my mother) Linda woke me up this morning with the ominous news that “the Chronicle...
Feb 26th
“Everyone should stop the policing of the internet for Lent”
— AntiKris Write what you...
Feb 26th

WHAT THE FUCK

Why have there been massive amounts of sirens on 3rd Ave all fucking night.  SHUTUP
Feb 26th
peterfeld: Paul Krugman, NYT: So what did Bobby Jindal...
Feb 25th
Warch Watch
fusioned: Bad Religion - The New America Vince just became cooler for the Bad Religion post
Feb 25th

The most Jewish thing you can ever say...

zachlinder: I hope my Jewish Stepfather says this to my Catholic Mother when she returns...
Feb 25th
I quit smoking again today.  I guess you could say I gave up smoking for Lent if I were down with...
Feb 25th
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Message of the day
Feb 25th
Senate Majority Leader Malcolm Smith's son is...
Feb 25th
malty:wizard of id
Feb 25th
“i think people should give up god for lent”
— Crotchrocket
Feb 25th

favorite word?

nudawn: love. Nudawn goes gay.  That bitches favorite word is cirrhosis
Feb 25th
Tax on (legal) marijuana would net California...
Feb 25th
Little Orphan Annie meets David Hasselhoff. Barf on all...
Feb 25th

What's my favorite word?

I didnt want to be part of that messy reblog.  It was ruining the aesthetic pleasantness of my...
Feb 25th
Nice Ronald McDonald shoes, asshole.
Feb 25th
Octopussy Porn?
Feb 25th

Four thoughts on the future of Web...

bikerfish: lunchfood: Most of the blogs that survive will be ones that market another...
Feb 25th
“Sacrifice: chocolate and taking cabs sober”
— whatcriscilikes That’s...
Feb 25th
Warch Watch
My secretary and I are jamming out in the office Otis Redding-Try A Little Tenderness
Feb 25th
realrealsoft: antikris: Anyone got some meth so I can get all my chores done tonight? i can toss...
Feb 25th
Anyone got some meth so I can get all my chores done tonight?
Feb 25th

On booze face

Puff the ugly booze face My en-em-yyyyy Frolicks in my new crows’ feet Making me look...
Feb 25th
fusioned:(via lusciousandvicious) My mother will not be...
Feb 25th
soupsoup: Proof.
Feb 25th
acidreams: NUDE (via Andrea “Omino” Laudisa) Ying &...
Feb 25th

.......

JW: Why you stressin?
AntiKris: I got a million things to do in the next few days.
JW: Lets get drinks tonight
AntiKris: I cant, tonight I gotta dye my hair, do laundry, clean, and grocery shop.
JW: Awe, honey. Do you want me to come help you?
AntiKris: Yes please, would you? I will give you beer.
JW: Yeah sure, but I gotta leave at 11 because I am going to bang these two chicks.
Feb 25th
PMS week begins. This will be me in a week
Feb 25th
GPOYW & SNPD.  The old version cause I look like balls...
Feb 25th
“I’m giving up Lent for Lent”
— AntiKris
Feb 25th
acidreams:Amor geek | Enchufa2 Awe, cute.
Feb 25th
snacksandshit....peep this
Feb 24th
Ladies who thought he was nice.
Feb 24th
GPOCrothrocketT.  To answer the questions written via...
Feb 24th

Michael Orell unfollowed me for my...

Which is by far the most ironic thing I could ever imagine. 
Feb 24th

Some dude

Told me he’d never had a woman who made noise in bed before and thought it was weird.  He was...
Feb 24th

This one dude

Blew his load on my friend’s ferret.
Feb 24th

And then this one time, not at band camp

I was on a first date, had to leave because it was late.  Said my goodbyes and started to walk...
Feb 24th

And then...

There was the one who passed out naked on the sofa in my VA townhouse which I shared with 2 other...
Feb 24th

There was once a guy

Who referred to his member as “Thundercock”. 
Feb 24th

Then there was the guy

who woke me up in the morning, spit on my hand, asked for a handjob and then requested I do his...
Feb 24th

I'm bored so I will tell you a dating...

Usually I keep my recent dating stories off my blog out of respect, but this one happened so long...
Feb 24th
fusioned: Private Eyes! They’re watching you! (get it?) ...
Feb 24th
juliaallison: Mid-flight Twitter. Yeah, I blogged about...
Feb 24th

Tumblr

feistyred: tricking girls into dates since 2007. (via funny conversation with Antikris) I once...
Feb 24th
nickmcglynn: Mardi Gras in the French Quarter!
Feb 24th
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I think it’s time for my winter trip to LA.  It’s cold, I am annoyed, it’s time. ...
Feb 24th
This pic reminded me of you and I, lover.  xxAntiKris
Feb 24th
Pervy docs are not uncommon
Feb 24th
I am all about satire but........
Feb 24th
artistspaid::anglepoised] Musician’s Easy Guide to the...
Feb 24th
I really fucking hate the song Wearwolves of London ok, thanks all. Kthanksbye xxAntiKris
Feb 24th
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skeetonmischa: It is happening again, this Saturday night. Bring spoons. WHERE?! I want everyone...
Feb 24th
Karp should start holding meetups at these...
Feb 24th
acidreams: Onexposure - 1x.com - Photo: *** by Mariusz...
Feb 24th
20 Weirdest Album Covers
Feb 24th
“I like my men to wear the pants, not the tights”
— AntiKris on dating a male...
Feb 24th

I joined Ok Cupid

kiamatthews: I…. don’t really know why, actually. Was this a bad idea?  Dear Kia, As someone who...
Feb 24th
Trust me coffeebag, I gotta better ways to do that....
Feb 24th
Blohan at the Oscars or something
Feb 24th
Remember the Snorks? I always wanted one of those up my ass.
Feb 24th

If you believe in media conspiracies,...

soupsoup:sharingtime: (cough)
Feb 24th
If I could give all of tumblr a gift for keeping me...
Feb 24th
Warch Watch
Bill Maher’s New Rules 2/20.  God I love him
Feb 24th
“The internet is getting too internety”
— AntiKris
Feb 24th
Warch Watch
Check out friend’s band who I’ve been begging to get back together.  Yes, they’re...
Feb 24th

Ways of flirting in the 09

1. Poking 2. Liking
Feb 24th
I usually think Madonna looks like an alien these days, but...
Feb 24th
My hubby and the republicunt face off in...
Feb 24th

Good God

Some of the wannabes who have jumped on the snark bandwagon in light of recent events are just...
Feb 24th
“I think I need a bra for my back”
— Anon
Feb 23rd
ted-bundy-from-the-grave liked your post: Now the Zodiac Killer is following me on Twitter. …...
Feb 23rd
Now the Zodiac Killer is following me on Twitter.  Are there any Jefferey Dahmers, Son of Sams, John...
Feb 23rd
molls:saraliz: deep throat.
Feb 23rd

It's funny cause it's true

AntiKris: you are a bitch. god I just vomited
Her: hahahahaha!
AntiKris: OOF
Her: [redacted] looked pretty sexy too!
AntiKris: It's a trifecta of awful
Her: I have long been trying to find a picture of [redacted] to get you with
AntiKris: OOOF.
AntiKris: that motha fucker cant afford the internet
Her: good thing [redacted] is too much of a loser to have a computer
AntiKris: We are dating FAIL. We thought they were hot shit! WTF?!
Feb 23rd

What's the worst thing ever

When your whore of a pregnant friend sends you a pic of someone you used to date WAY back in the day...
Feb 23rd
soupsoup: Thanks Kris for letting me know this exists. ...
Feb 23rd

JGumb follows me on Twitter

and I just realized he sent me a message some time ago saying he was going to name his new mannequin...
Feb 23rd
“Get Up, Stand Up: Ammiano Introduces Marijuana Legalization...”
— San Francisco - The Snitch -...
Feb 23rd
acidreams:: Violet Voice Maybe this would help me sleep
Feb 23rd

Can someone recommend

A good sleeping pill?  I have this occasional insomnia and I cant handle it anymore.  Girlfriend...
Feb 23rd
Crotchrocket: How was the shoot?
AntiKris: Lots of fun, they did us up like drunken Breakfast at Tiffany's
Crotchrocket: did they add the racist micky rooney character in the shoot?
AntiKris: I love you
Feb 23rd
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Rhymes with...
Feb 23rd
This picture makes me think.  Perhaps he has an erection...
Feb 23rd
Japanese woman impregnated with wrong egg
Feb 23rd
(via katiebakes) awesome.
Feb 23rd
Top 10 Moments of the Oscars
Feb 23rd
God Interrupts Martha's Pot Themed Show, ya...
Feb 23rd
Diplo - Decent Work for Decent Pay
Feb 23rd
“my chat cuts off your entire status at “is full of the...”
— Mo regarding my IM status of...
Feb 23rd
acidreams:lwolowl: Front Row (via matrix2003) (1680 x...
Feb 23rd
soupsoup:(via kapi) First smile of the day 
Feb 23rd
“This weekend was a mea culpa of weird and awesome”
— AntiKris
Feb 23rd
“During this afternoon I’m posting nudes… during this...”
— (via acidreams) Dear...
Feb 23rd

West Side Woes

Why is it all the crazies reside in the passageway from Port Authority to Times Square?  I’ve...
Feb 23rd
You know that you must not be looking like you are enjoying the world when a construction worker...
Feb 23rd
qiaohua:(via zehnuhr) This was posted right after my dream...
Feb 23rd

Can we talk about my fucking insomnia?

So for the past few months, every Sunday brought with it crazy insomnia which consisted of internet...
Feb 23rd
rentedsurroundings:noflippingelle: Bob Dylan
Feb 23rd
No words…
Feb 23rd
raenovafire:livesophia: Best Actress in a Leading Role:...
Feb 23rd

Marisa Tomei

I just did a wikipedia search on her to post some information for JA since she’s so in the...
Feb 23rd
Good fucking god. Really? This is so stupid...
Feb 23rd
But then after eating a pint of Ben & Jerry’s...
Feb 23rd
Dude, facebook is an asshole and a trouble maker.  WTF....
Feb 23rd
soupsoup: Cougars in the media.
Feb 23rd

Currently Watching:

Not the Oscars.  That’s for damn sure.  
Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
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Currently Watching: Into The Wild Such a great flick
Feb 22nd
shorterexcerpts:
Feb 22nd
“Dude, the toilet lid just closed by itself!”
— (via baxterp) That was so...
Feb 22nd
I am actually on the phone with Time Warner right now.  I take Six Feet Under very seriously.  
Feb 22nd
Oh Yay, the next round of Six Feet Under has been released on demand Goes to play episode Your...
Feb 22nd
Soulmates
Feb 22nd
Earrings courtesy of Peter Feld
Feb 22nd
We need something to do
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
When someone wants to use you as a muse for a photoshoot,...
Feb 21st
miltnr: (via brianvan) “FEEL THE RAIN ON YO-OUR SKIN! NO...
Feb 21st
(via brianvan) I Love Rock n Roll
Feb 21st
“Dude, my face is like, puff the angry dragon lady right now....”
— miltner She’s speaking...
Feb 21st
And it went something like this
Feb 21st
I love my cat.  So about a half hour ago I took the rug off...
Feb 20th
LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!.. This is what I am doing as I...
Feb 20th

Trying to explain tumblr

Friend who doesnt get it: So I know it's a blog platform, but what makes it different?
AntiKris: Basically it's a place for all the narcissists to post pictures of themselves, things that they think are funny so everyone else will too, and complain
AntiKris: It also houses the top alcoholics of NYC
AntiKris: We all get together, stroke one another's egos, occasionally stroke more than that, and then blog about it the following day
Friend: Awesome, I am signing up.
Feb 20th
NYC meetup!!
Feb 20th
If mindgrapes has a problem with my reblogging etiquette he/she/they can suck it and block me.  I...
Feb 20th
walpaper:mindgrapes ZOMG. The Easter egg malt ball things...
Feb 20th
Listen Listen
kiamatthews: Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have Trent Reznor’s lyrics often sound like...
Feb 20th

I'm going home now to rip carpet out of...

themattsmith: I wish I could tell you that’s a metaphor for something awesome. I’m going home...
Feb 20th
Another one bites the dust.  My friend Valerie joined tumblr and is already hooked.  Sorry for...
Feb 20th
bellieface: You can’t make this stuff up…
Feb 20th

On Wine

AntiKris: What kind of wine would you serve with Paella?
AntiKris: I need to bring a bottle to dinner tonight.
Coworker: Boone's Farm
Coworker: The strawberry one
Feb 20th
My coworker just brought me this.  I feel like it’s...
Feb 20th
This is a link to a site that has nothing but...
Feb 20th
shorterexcerpts: Horror: Boy Killed Anally When Office...
Feb 20th
I like when Nick McGlynn is out of town.  I am pretty sure if there were photo records of my dancing...
Feb 20th
Gal who recognized us last night….you should have said hi.  I dont bite.  Well, I dont bite...
Feb 20th
Oscars 2009: leaked winners list sparks...
Feb 20th
fimoculous: The Future of Dating What do you mean...
Feb 20th

My 60 year old coworker

AntiKris: Hunter S. Thompson killed himself 4 years ago today.
Him: Who's Hunter S. Thompson
AntiKris: Seriously?
Feb 20th
jeffcagle:nedhepburn: Hunter S Thompson 7/18/1937 -...
Feb 20th
Listen Listen
shorterexcerpts: this song will always remind me of buffalo bill.
Feb 20th
ryanbrown: oh hey.
Feb 20th