The AntiKris

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Sorry for the Gaga cancer

I’m just in a bitchy mood and felt like complaining.  Didnt think it was such a controversial...
Mar 31st

Lady Gaga is a genius

Brian, Some may also call George W a genius for his reign of King of the Nimrods for 8 years.  But...
Mar 31st
Warch Watch
FRAUD!!!!!  nudawn: i want to take a ride on your disco stick. And now you can hate her too!  To...
Mar 31st
Gaga’s first album cover.  How different and fashion...
Mar 31st
I am really hating Gaga today
Mar 31st
Ok, I am officially over the Twilight dude.  Back to Zac...
Mar 31st
Oh noes, lover! The Queen is a cheapo
Mar 31st

WTF Facebook

I keep trying to post something on someone’s wall and it just posts my various status...
Mar 31st
bellieface: RANT - Online Etiquette. So I have this...
Mar 31st
This is how I feel today. I hate PMS
Mar 31st
suckafuck: Lady Gaga keepin’ it gangsta at her high school...
Mar 31st

Goodnight Tumblr

My day started out awful.  Then I visited one of my BFF’s in the hospital, had a much needed...
Mar 31st
I know I already posted this earlier today, but as I am...
Mar 31st
fusioned: Haircut! That’s some classy salon, Vince
Mar 31st
This is terrible! But kind of funny!
Mar 31st

My friend on joining twitter

You were my first follow. Aw I miss you, you vaginal canker sore. Awe.  I miss you too, V....
Mar 30th
shorterexcerpts:thedailywhat:[via.] For Fartcine.  
Mar 30th

Dear Tumblr Tards

The question I asked prior to posting his hospital bracelet was “this isnt your SS number is...
Mar 30th
AntiKris: Thank God you didnt die. That shit would be all over the Tumblr dashboard for like 2 days. So annoying
Orell: Gee, thanks
Mar 30th
Crack head couple playing the kid games in the waiting room! Awesome!
Mar 30th
Mar 30th
Mar 30th
Mar 30th
frangry: Just when I start to feel sorry for myself and my 4...
Mar 30th
Are you just trying to get into my pants?
Mar 30th
“He likes music like Matchbox 30”
— Erin McGill
Mar 30th
vanne:(via raisinsawdust)
Mar 30th
Who Farted?
Mar 30th
60 year old coworker: I am surprised at young guys these days. They've never been with a hooker
AntiKris: Yeah, only a handful of my friends admit to being with one.
Him: One?!
Him: Ha!
Him: Boy I tell ya, there's probably a load of Vin [redacted's] running around Vietnam now!
AntiKris: sdl;fklskdjflwke;owqirlkjsdflkjsdlkfjsldkjfsf
Mar 30th
brianvan: So wait… the Shamwow guy is the dude who created...
Mar 30th
brianvan:whatcriscilikes: I need to go everyday. ...
Mar 30th
nudawn: antikris: Jesus Crust, Nudawn…….WHAT DID I DRINK Cajun Spiced Rum IT TASTES LIKE...
Mar 30th
Jesus Crust, Nudawn…….WHAT DID I DRINK
Mar 30th

um

Who died.  RIP and I mean that in the most respectful manner, of course. 
Mar 29th

Dear Mo

I understand you’re probably hungover, but that is no excuse for not being online. 
Mar 29th
i just found this pic of me and the Crotch to the Rocket...
Mar 29th
Pamela has been looking like pure cat puke lately….but...
Mar 29th

Currently Watching:

Fifty First Dates.  I dont care, this movie is super dooper cute
Mar 29th

It's times like these when I have to ask...

Kris, what the FUCK are you thinking?  
Mar 29th
acidreams:(via Nosflow V Ddot) This picture was too awesome...
Mar 29th
I’m not convinced either.   youngmanhattanite: We’re not entirely convinced that AntiKris and...
Mar 28th
Mah dancing
Mar 28th
Mah Ladies
Mar 28th
(via brianvan) Awe.  Drunk subway Kris and Mattias
Mar 28th

For those emailing

We’re going to Franklin Park
Mar 27th
Listen Listen
Friday getting ready song Mickey Avalon-Mr. Right
Mar 27th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Crotchrocket.  Why?...
Mar 27th
walpaper:Beer Sweaters!via: og For Crotchrocket.  I found...
Mar 27th

Honesty among friends

AntiKris: What are you up to this weekend?
Him: Probably having some more less than satisfying sex
AntiKris: awe :(
Mar 27th
I am going to a party in BK, but anyone interested in shakin their booty…my friend is throwing...
Mar 27th

I am going to go all STFULP for a sec

I am having a really great day!  I think it’s the weather.  I think it’s a fun party.  I...
Mar 27th

Pointless revealing conversations.

Friend: Yeah, you know that friend of yours? The 20 year old?
Me: What, 20 year old, I don't have any 20 year old friends.
Friend: You know the really pretty one. She was at the NXNW after party on the balcony.
Me: .....
Friend: You know the one with the crazy story of her outside some hotel?
Me: Oh, you mean Antikris? Yeah, she's not 20.
Friend: Really, no way! she looks fucking young! Well anyways, I gave her some cigarettes and she was nice.
TELL WHOEVER THIS IS I LOVE HER/HIM!!!
Mar 27th
“After the pill and before AIDS. The best of times”
— My 60 year old coworker
Mar 27th

Oh and parents...

I am going out tonight to get sloppy so dont call me after 7pm or before 1pm on Saturday. ...
Mar 27th

Dear Mom & Stepdad

Mr. B confirmed picking you up from the airport which means you are just flat out ignorning me and...
Mar 27th
johncarney: This was the day we discovered that my nephew...
Mar 27th

Dear Stepdad

Since I know you read my blog and my frantic voicemails have not been returned, maybe this will...
Mar 27th
What to do when you find porn on your...
Mar 27th

Tonight on Shut Up, Weirdo: Time...

frangry: If you had access to a time machine (in Russian: Vremya Maschina), what in the name of...
Mar 27th
Warch Watch
My ipod is making me happy today Santa Esmeralda-Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood
Mar 27th
Warch Watch
Happy Friday Song!  Sam Sparro-Black & Gold This song still gets me dancing around the office
Mar 27th

Everyone has to listen to Fartcine's...

inadvisable: antikris: Just sayin….. I dearly wish to do so, if only I knew when or where I could...
Mar 27th

Dear realrealsoft

realrealsoft: antikris: I am going to a party in Brooklyn tonight.  Text me if you’re interested. ...
Mar 27th

Dear realrealsoft

I am going to a party in Brooklyn tonight.  Text me if you’re interested.  My number is on my...
Mar 27th
“i want to have your abortion.”
— nudawn
Mar 27th

Everyone has to listen to Fartcine's...

Just sayin…..
Mar 27th
deleteyourself: Just bought this for my bitch.
Mar 27th
And the rest are NSFW.  The end……
Mar 27th
My friend Yoonie playing a show at Bar on A
Mar 27th
shutupweirdo:nevver: Shut Up, Weirdo Sometimes a...
Mar 27th
Parent’s reserve liquor storage in basement.  Told you...
Mar 27th
My friend trying to chat up Orell….right before she...
Mar 27th
The San Jose Long’s Drugs that doesnt have fucking...
Mar 27th
My friend Celo’s soccer pic. (he’s going to kill...
Mar 27th
Me with dicks in my ears.  I kept calling everyone I know,...
Mar 27th
My friend just chillin with one sock
Mar 27th
The ex boyfriends singing Karaoke together. 
Mar 27th

And in this next segment of photos......

We will be seeing the strange phone camera pictures I have prior to deleting them….
Mar 27th
A Confederacy of Dunces: A Novel - Google...
Mar 27th
I am hungover from staying home and doing laundry. 
Mar 27th
Listen Listen
The Beach Boys-Good Vibrations Three guesses at what I am doing tonight.  
Mar 27th
SNPD.  The humidity hair version.  The staying home with mah...
Mar 27th
After reading this, collecting my stomach which had dropped to my shoes in fear that people could...
Mar 26th
PETA killed 95% of adoptable pets in 08
Mar 26th
riotrepublic: Good GOD.
Mar 26th
Kim Kardashian on her less than perfect...
Mar 26th
It's paternity test Thursday!
Mar 26th
“You can very well be kind, thoughtful and good-hearted and...”
— Kia Matthews Right on, girl. ...
Mar 26th
candywrapped:(via lickystickypicky) Something to brighten...
Mar 26th

Last night in square

Things I have realized upon joining Foursquare. YOU GUYS GO OUT SO DAMN MUCH!!! There is no way I...
Mar 26th
tdx: For a while, I was worried Anna Farris would fall into...
Mar 26th
My friend’s daughter is cuter than your daughter
Mar 25th
Warch Watch
I’ve been bloggin for about 5 years this month.  Here’s a song for you, internet. <3 ...
Mar 25th
Fuck you, Orell.  You’re allowed to post these pics...
Mar 25th
fusioned: chrismohney: Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu 4 Kris awe...
Mar 25th

I'm awesome

I am having fried pickles and whisky for dinner. 
Mar 25th
GPOYW. The desperate times call for desperate measures...
Mar 25th
Here’s some camels humping for hump day. xxAntiKris ...
Mar 25th
“yeah, I have to take breaks. otherwise it’s like gandhi’s...”
— AntiKris (via nudawn) mhm!
Mar 25th

Well it's a marvelous night for a...

Mar 25th
Now that I’ve seen Twilight I’ve got a new...
Mar 25th
Oh yeah…FAIL.  I went for the convenience of the...
Mar 25th

So long tumblr

I’ll return when nudawn & YM take some imodium AD and stop with the diarrhea all over my...
Mar 25th
Warch Watch
OMFG!  V made my day by sending me this masterpiece.  Enjoy! xxAntiKris
Mar 25th
nudawn: How do women bleed for 5 days and not die? Because they’ve got the Diva Cup
Mar 25th
MTA votes to increase fares
Mar 25th
MTA votes to increase fares
Mar 25th
nedhepburn: internet, you’re doing a very bad job at not...
Mar 25th

This guy is right in the head...mhm

yeah fuck you too bye ————————- Original Message...
Mar 25th

Dear myspace creeper

STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS!!! Being denied a friend request is not an open invitation to send...
Mar 25th
“I dont have time for your PMS meltdown”
— Frangry
Mar 25th

Now this is persistence

Hi this is [redacted], we talked 1 year ago today when you sent me this lovely note (see below)....
Mar 25th
People are making a big deal about this pre-photoshopped pic...
Mar 25th
Listen Listen
shorterexcerpts:topherchris: Digital Underground — The Humpty Dance
Mar 25th
alexbalk: Bronx: Up Battery: Down People: Pissed
Mar 25th
lomo: inspireplease: Im sick so here are a thousand...
Mar 25th
ragetoons:(via kayrutledge) First LOL of the day
Mar 24th
Crotchrocket sent me this to make me feel better and it did
Mar 24th
thebestbirthcontrolofall: Finally! A Birthing Dress! crows...
Mar 24th
Every time I see this black hole pussy, all I can think of...
Mar 24th
It's Me or Twitter
Mar 24th

Leveraging Technology for Love

Dave explaining flirting in the 09. Unfortunately this is true.  When a guy actually called me on...
Mar 24th
GPOYT. This is exactly how I feel right now
Mar 24th
I am a stagnant shitstorm of stupid today.  I am so bored, so uninspired to do ANYTHING, and I just...
Mar 24th
Sarah Jessica Parker to reprise the roll of The Joker via...
Mar 24th

Happy Birthday Charles 917 696----!!!!

Mar 24th
poortaste:(via tenenbaumfail) God is good God is Great Thank...
Mar 24th

My thoughts after watching Twilight

CHEEEEEEESY movie which I sort of love.  Also, I’d fuck the fangs off that Edward dude.  MMM
Mar 24th
Guy, you should buy these.  HOT sarazucker: the vans vault...
Mar 23rd

Fuck I hate when he's right

Crotchrocket: That dog poo bag may be the worst invention ever
AntiKris: shutup, you dont know what you're talking about
CR: Wrong
AK: You dont even have a dog
CR: neither do you so your argument is invalid
CR: just imagine the dog takes a shit, the bag is full of shit and before the owner can grab the bag, the dog sits down
CR: what fun that would be
CR: not to mention i would feel so sorry for the wretched beast whose owner decided to put them through this humiliation
AK: I hate when you're right
Mar 23rd
I agree with nudawn’s post.  I have been lucky with the girl and guy friends I have had and...
Mar 23rd
And speaking of blood-sucking, I am going to watch this...
Mar 23rd

Catty bitches are dumb whores

There are reasons why I have fewer girlfriends than guy friends.  It’s because women can be...
Mar 23rd
This is brilliant deleteyourself: http://www.ofpet.com
Mar 23rd
My Stepmother finally changed her facebook status to “in a relationship”.  That’s...
Mar 23rd
I am starting to hate foursquare.  I really dont need a reminder of how incredibly lazy I am on a...
Mar 22nd

I just have to say

If this guy happens to read my blog, well then all I can say is….you should know this anyway....
Mar 22nd

Currently Watching:

Blogerati on the Current channel.   They’ve already talked of tumblr.  In case anybody was...
Mar 22nd

Dude

 My cat just starts moaning, walks into the living room with my roommates pajamas in his mouth, and...
Mar 22nd
Listen Listen
caro: shutupinternet: Social Distortion - Ball and Chain One of those songs that should be sung...
Mar 21st
This is at least better than my waking up to “I am not...
Mar 21st
Spam of the day
Mar 21st
Last night.  This is also picture 420 in my...
Mar 21st
Four years ago today.
Mar 21st
I’ve been giving Crotchrocket shit because his Twitter...
Mar 21st
This would have been an appropriate shirt for last night
Mar 21st
“Every time I worry that I’m a little too wild and crazy, I...”
— Julia Allison (via caro) I...
Mar 21st

So this happened last night

AntiKris: Yeah, so I hung out with [redacted] and [redacted] last night
Him: And how did that shit show come to be
AntiKris: Well I went to dinner with [redacted] and then [redacted] called to meet up so I took [redacted] to Planet Rose to meet up with [redacted]
Him: And how'd that go
AntiKris: I think they're in love. They were BFF all night.
AntiKris: But it's over now
Him: Why do you say that
AntiKris: Well I think it all went downhill after [redacted] licked [redacted's] face
Mar 21st

Tumblr Broadway: Nudawn has too much...

Main Character: Nudawn The slightly annoyed audience: Tumblr
Mar 21st

Currently trying to watch:

Breakfast at Tiffany’s I still cannot get into this movie.  I feel like I am breaking the...
Mar 21st
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
— Edgar Allan Poe (via...
Mar 21st

Dirty Jerz

I am going to a party in the dirty Jers tonight.  Anyone in the Hoboken area want to come hang out?...
Mar 21st

What makes for a strange evening?

When you go out on a Friday and end up hanging out with 2 of your ex boyfriends at a Karaoke bar...
Mar 21st
Please go vote for my friend's video!!
Mar 21st
What the hell is this via dlisted
Mar 20th
“Who the fuck is asking you to “meet for coffee,” Paul...”
— suckafuck Sometimes he comes...
Mar 20th

Nicely done

Mar 20th
Perhaps not but plenty ask me to bone. xxAntiKris brianvan: This is better than a family! No one...
Mar 20th
Congrats Blakeley + Jess, now show me the...
Mar 20th
“not sure. the 22 has to do work. i might hang out with the...”
— Crotchrocket’s response...
Mar 20th
This made me spit water out goingnumbertwo: Taking a small dump that has a big smell… A Spud...
Mar 20th
Thanks, chica! feistyred: Wow, I couldn’t find a list for...
Mar 20th

I hate when

Dudes ask me to “meet for coffee”.  I feel like responding with “motha fucka,...
Mar 20th
NYC's Top 10 Pancakes
Mar 20th
My coworker is looking at thisiswhyyourefat.com and saying…”Oh man, I could go for some...
Mar 20th
I just used Michael Orell’s Mom as an excuse to get out of a date.
Mar 20th

I just lost a follower

Croc wearer?  Come on…if you’re going to wear that kind of obnoxious bullshit you should...
Mar 20th
Best fucking news of I have heard all week.  Vanessa, if you...
Mar 20th
Last night I neglected to watch the weather and packed away my winter clothing in an attempt to be...
Mar 20th
deleteyourself: Any takers????? (Link) I’ve met...
Mar 20th

You know what's tacky?

frangry: Belly button rings. I took mine out when I was 22.  I wish I could take off the tramp...
Mar 20th

Excuse me, Suckafuck...

“Why don’t you just go back to whenever or wherever that Social D shirt is relevant, I’m sure...
Mar 20th
josh:(via drkennedyjones) I want to be here with a big...
Mar 20th

As I wipe the tears from my eyes

I go to bed.  I just got done watching the copy of Slumdog I picked up.  I know I am late to the...
Mar 20th
Spoiler alert: the kid is covered in shit
Mar 20th
Listen Listen
The White Lies-Death I know Caroline posted this the other day but I am dancing around my apartment...
Mar 20th
“Go shove a cookie up your fat ass”
— Tami
Mar 20th
Test our new game Letterblox! One day only!
Mar 20th

For everyone's information

I KNOW THAT THEY STOPPED MAKING POLAROID FILM!!!!!  Someone already told me they have some stocked...
Mar 19th
On foursquare posting to twitter
Mar 19th

My friend Kara is amazing

Just gave birth and is already texting.  Welcome to the world Jordan Elizabeth.  Kara, you know...
Mar 19th

No shit Brian Van

You’re a thick skulled one, arent you?  Yes, I know they did.  Some people have been known to...
Mar 19th
I found this in my lobby which means it is working and up...
Mar 19th
isay:(via bebelestrange) And if you want to know why Daniel...
Mar 19th

Watching Rachel Getting Married

Exactly what I thought as I watched it 2 days ago. sarahchristine: Argh. I hate identifying with...
Mar 19th
Yeah so um, I can get into this tonight.
Mar 19th
This guy is an enormous pervert…he’s also a friend of mine. His blog is probably going...
Mar 19th

One more thing

Eat fiber or take a supplement.  Cause if you aint pooping, it aint helping.  Regularity makes a...
Mar 19th

Blakeley's Guide To Losing Weight In 5...

blakeley: 1. Get your ass to a gym. Use the elliptical machine 2-3 times a week for 30 minutes on...
Mar 19th
Mar 19th

Today Is The Sixth Anniversary Of The...

charitini: Hi Tumblrs, just a quick request: Today’s the sixth anniversary of the Iraq War and...
Mar 19th
Well done, Brian Van
Mar 19th
I feel like diarrhea today.  I woke up feeling good for no particular reason.  I had thought that...
Mar 19th
Happy Birthday Suckafuck!
Mar 19th
Mar 19th
lesbenjamin: ...
Mar 19th

RIP

Natasha Richardson
Mar 19th
(via lastnightscobra)
Mar 18th
(via lastnightscobra)
Mar 18th
(via lastnightscobra) OMG AWESOME
Mar 18th
themattsmith: I can’t even tell you how giddy this shit...
Mar 18th
soupsoup:thedailywhat: Putting away childish things. I...
Mar 18th
GPOYW.  The “oh yeah, it’s Wednesday”...
Mar 18th

How to know if you like someone in the...

When you become facebook friends and you do not care to check their pics, send an email, write on...
Mar 18th
I just realized that “notdickless.tumblr.com” is following me and I cannot explain why...
Mar 18th

White Wine of the Day

I hate the new Facebook layout.  I used to be able to get in, do my stalking, and get out without...
Mar 18th
Listen Listen
nedhepburn: Q Lazzarus “Goodbye Horses” “Would you fuck me?  I’d fuck me.  I’d...
Mar 18th
peterwknox:andrewglennflavin:brianvan: got that? (I love...
Mar 18th
Zuki got a bath before her Daddy comes to get her in an...
Mar 18th
Arse Face
Mar 17th
skeetonmischa: For Crotchrocket.   
Mar 17th

Dear tumblr

Stop photo-shopping Julia Allison’s twitter posts.  It’s only humorous if it’s...
Mar 17th
For Crotchrocket
Mar 17th

I can just envision CR sitting there...

Crotchrocket: so i'm at dinner last night with my friend mary and her girlfriend who is super hot
Crotchrocket: we're eating at a shabu shabu place and sitting at the bar
AntiKris: ..........
Crotchrocket: mary's gf was wearing a shirt with a jacket
Crotchrocket: in the middle of the meal i look over at her and her shirt has some how starting riding up and I can see the bottom of her boob
AntiKris: ok.......and
CR: i don't really know what to say. i just met the chick so i just ignore it, and mary doesnt see.
CR: then i look over a couple minutes later and one of her boobs is completely exposed. it stayed like that for probably 10 minutes before she noticed and fixed herself.
CR: it was totally awkward. i kept waiting for mary to say something to her girl, but she never noticed. i had to keep averting my eyes, but i have a peen so that wasn't an easy task
Mar 17th

Dear ladies....

Again, thank you for sending in your silly breakup reasons.  Keep em coming.  I cannot reply to all...
Mar 17th
How do you know when it's no longer "cool" to...
Mar 17th

on yet another holiday without meaning

sbz: i’m sure i am going to offend many an “irishman” (you didn’t live there, but your grandmother...
Mar 17th
christinahaberkern:(via phazerblast) I hope this is good as...
Mar 17th
the moral costs of counterfeiting
Mar 17th

Dear BV

I am just in an especially bad mood today and have massive amounts of bitching to do prior to going...
Mar 17th

On facebook gifts

My friend just sent me a vibrator on facebook.  What does that even mean.  Is it like a gift...
Mar 17th

Is it really necessary

For people to have the SAME EXACT UPDATES go out on twitter, facebook, tumblr, foursquare, cnn, and...
Mar 17th

Is SXSW becoming more Internet focused...

In previous years nearly every friend I have here in NYC has been gone for SXSW.  Most of those...
Mar 17th
From:  [redacted] Sent: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:33 AM To: theantikrisnyc@gmail.com Subject:...
Mar 17th
joshmohrer:danmeth: NYC Sitcom Map #3 In A Series Of...
Mar 17th
In reviewing the pics from SX on guest of a guest I see my...
Mar 17th
“when I told some dude I was black Irish he said “you...”
— AntiKris
Mar 17th
Father of the Year's Trial begins
Mar 17th

and amatuer hour(s) commences in...

Ah today, ye ol St Patrick’s Day.  The day where alcoholics rejoice because for one day a year...
Mar 17th
“That’s the nice thing about people we know: everyone...”
— John Carney
Mar 17th
Gentleman, start your penis
Mar 17th

Keep them coming ladies

I got the breakup emails coming in and they’re great.  I am glad that I am not the only person...
Mar 17th

Dear people who have my IM

Dont EVER try to videochat with me.  I only video chat when “in a relationship” and I...
Mar 17th

Reasons you broke up with your ex

So a group of my male friends compiled a list with the help of every dude they know of reasons why...
Mar 17th
Crotchrocket defends LA.  I have a good time whenever I go...
Mar 17th
dhk: Will anyone sleep with my Down’s syndrome son, asks...
Mar 16th

Things I Like About New York vs Things I...

nudawn:nedhepburn: At risk of sounding like a stand up comic from 1987, here is a list of things...
Mar 16th
nickmcglynn: Who Needs Austin? North By Northeast Is...
Mar 16th
Mary shows some brains
Mar 16th
Mar 16th
I am going to be very sad when rex reclaims his baby. SHe’s been all over new york with me.
Mar 16th
Mar 16th
Listening to frangry’s radio show from my friends apartment without internet. See tin foil
Mar 16th
Mar 16th

OMG.

Crying.  SPOILER ALERT.  Happiest ending ever
Mar 15th
Currently Watching: August Rush Kerry Russell has to be one...
Mar 15th
Mar 15th

Zuki just farted on my roommate

Mar 15th
Fartcine looks like she’s farting and I love her for...
Mar 15th

ZOMG

Cant wait for Big Love tonight!!!
Mar 15th
“Wake me up when they start eating each other”
— My roommate while watching...
Mar 15th
Mar 14th
nickmcglynn: ****TONIGHT**** North by Northeast Event ...
Mar 14th
I’m lazy so I just took a screenshot.  Remember,...
Mar 14th
This may be going too far
Mar 14th
MEGA MEME DAY!  Zuki AND Bacon
Mar 14th
Mar 14th
And so the battle rages on……
Mar 13th

Ok NYC Tumblrs..

Just join Foursquare…you’ll know where everyone is.  People are out every night....
Mar 13th

bagcoffee

I warned you about these dashboard diarrhea posts.  let me know when I can refollow you
Mar 13th
and now onto my book.  She’s Rex’s dog…of...
Mar 13th
ragetoons: Someone call the whaaaaa-mbulance.
Mar 13th
I love when people get angry about having...
Mar 13th
“Are you familiar with this website Twitter.com? I’m...”
— Coworker.  It’s times...
Mar 13th

Another fav tumblr

stfuparents
Mar 13th
“Is your place going to be a zoo? Cat(s), dog, landmines of...”
— Nick Gray
Mar 13th
“Ugh! Mao is blogging on a PC. Kick that fucking cat to the...”
— Crotchrocket
Mar 13th
AntiKris to Coworker: What movies did you get?
Coworker: Massive Asses
AntiKris: giving bewildered look
Coworker: Oh you didnt know he has porn too?!
Mar 13th
I just picked up Slumdog and Rachel Getting Married for tonight from my regular bootleg delivery...
Mar 13th
stfumarrieds: (submitted by Jeff Cagle) Of course this...
Mar 13th
And now we’re onto the umbrella.  This is going to be...
Mar 13th

And she's awake..

Directly to chewing on my travel pillow which I use to sleep at my desk. 
Mar 13th

Oh Spam, how you fool me.

I cant take a screen shot because I am on a PC and dont know how but subject line is “I forgot...
Mar 13th
peterwknox:marco: I love the handful of days each spring...
Mar 13th

Imma take it back to 99

If you want me to come to a party you’re at…call me.
Mar 13th

Peter Felds advice on using Foursquare...

Hey - if you had checked in on Wed. night I would have met up with you guys at Ace Bar! Here’s...
Mar 13th
Ok.  I think I figured out foursquare.  I’m just a fucking moron.  Big shocker there.
Mar 13th
Jolie: You're so gross
AntiKris: duh
Mar 13th

Zuki is passed the fuck out

Mar 13th
I dedicate this to Jolie. shorterexcerpts:noraleah: ...
Mar 13th

Foursquare

I do not have an iPhone.  Is there any reason for me to have this program?  I have “checked...
Mar 13th

And in today's lesson...

Zuki learns everything there is to know about profanity as she listens to my coworker rant about a...
Mar 13th
5 Facts About Friday the 13th
Mar 13th

Tonight on Shut Up, Weirdo: Marathon...

pledge for a date with my bitch and I’ll give you a BJ…….if you’re...
Mar 13th
Zuki does Long Island City.  She does not like any of her...
Mar 13th
I warned you.  All dog, all week.  Sorry
Mar 13th
The dog is so cute she made me retarded
Mar 13th
faggotry: Lilly is camp
Mar 13th
I dont need a man in my life.  My roommate and I have not been this happy in YEARS.  I just need a...
Mar 13th

Sooo...

frangry: On Sunday, somewhere between 8:30 and 9:00pm, I will be singing Danzig’s Mother with a...
Mar 13th
ZOMG
Mar 13th
Mao blogs
Mar 13th
TMI Weekly shirts for SXSW…you know, just in case...
Mar 13th
In reviewing the pics Mo took on my computer last...
Mar 13th
My friend sent this to me with the subject...
Mar 13th
“He’s cool now, but he is right on the cusp of being a...”
— Michael Orell
Mar 13th

My roommate is so cute with her new blog

Roommate: I cant keep quoting shit, they're going to know I am drunk
AntiKris: So. Most of tumblr IS drunk
Roommate: Ok, I am blogging that
Mar 13th
baxterp:  *It just took me WAY too long to find this.
Mar 12th

New favorite tumblr

stfumarrieds
Mar 12th
baxterp:stfumarrieds: (submitted by Andrew) STFUMarrieds...
Mar 12th