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“It’s not cheating if all she blows is your mind.” —

–Mattsmith, who happens to be married. Just sayin.
(via frangry)

First LOL of the day.  It’s 10:50pm.  I need to work on having better days

Apr 30, 200930 notes
On bad days
  • AntiKris: My day was so bad I turned down an open bar party
  • Him: Can I bring you anything, sweetie.
  • Him: Are you ok?
  • Him: I'm really worried about you
  • Him: should I call Bruce to deliver you a 40
  • AntiKris: Nope, I already got one
Apr 30, 20092 notes
OMFG

I could so go off and send a bunch of shit to stfumarrieds and stfuparents….but believe it or not, somewhere buried in this black heart is a fleshy, pink center.  I have my blog listed on my facebook and I dont know who may be reading it.  I dont want to hurt anyone’s feelings by talking shit about their stupid kids just learning to shit in the toilet and their ugly ass “hubby’s” taking them to Chili’s.  I will keep that bitching to anonymous, as I do with my sexual bitching for the time being.  I swear though, one day, I am going to have way too much Jameson and unleash an eyeball full of rants for your reading enjoyment on the topics of sex and the people I hate friend on facebook.

Apr 30, 20098 notes
Apr 30, 200919 notes
You know what is grosser than gross?

When you befriend someone on facebook who you sort of know, dude sends some extremely flirtatious emails, then you go to click on his profile and not only does it say “in a relationship”, but it has the chick’s name.  For some reason that makes it even worse when their name is listed.  Anyway, I am not into this dude at all so it isnt like it’s a bummer for me or anything, but it’s just disappointing.  I hate to generalize, but it really doesnt help with the whole “men are pigs” thing.  I dont think I’ve ever met a guy who hasnt been a cheater at some point.  That is a sad thing.

Apr 30, 20096 notes

April 2009

Apr 30, 2009
New Zodiac suspect → nytimes.com

Just when I think it’s going to be a boring day for news…..I have a new Zodiac suspect to read about. Those who know me know I am obsessed with true crime stuffs and what nots.

Apr 30, 20096 notes
Apr 29, 200945 notes
“I cannot date (or whatever) someone who was born around the time I “became a woman” —

Her

“Her” and I obviously dont fish in the same pond.  That’s perfect.

Apr 29, 20092 notes
I dedicate this to Crotchrocket as he gets booty calls on Twitter

brianvan:

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Apr 29, 20098 notes
Apr 29, 200939 notes
Play
Apr 29, 20098 notes
Foursquare....

Apparently I’ve received a “badge” which says upon clicking on it “Look at you! Checking in with 3 members of the opposite sex!”

Foursquare my love, you have no idea.

Apr 29, 20094 notes
Thank you

To the 7 lovely people who donated to the cause.  Accessing my gmail to send personal thank you notes is annoying as hell from my phone, so I will say it here.  I will post about the Thank You Party soon.  :)

Apr 28, 20091 note
A song brings a smile

So I am having a really bad day.  Basically I’m wallowing in my own BS.  Jimmy Eat World’s song, The Middle comes on and makes it all better.  When this silly little song came out back in 00 or something, I would play it over and over again, annoying everyone within an ear’s shot.  I went on a snowboarding trip to Snowshoe around the same time.  One of my friends had a video camera and every shot of me is dancing to this silly song.  This was the same trip that DAP ate yellow snow, pulled his tooth out with nail clippers, and Mighty D puked bananas.  This was not the trip where I cracked my ribs trying to body slam Hacker. (yes, Old Ass Matt….I am writing this for you) Good times.

Apr 28, 20092 notes
Apr 28, 200911 notes
Thank you Matt who is married

First donation! wooohoooo!

Apr 28, 20092 notes
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