- AntiKris: My day was so bad I turned down an open bar party
- Him: Can I bring you anything, sweetie.
- Him: Are you ok?
- Him: I'm really worried about you
- Him: should I call Bruce to deliver you a 40
- AntiKris: Nope, I already got one
I could so go off and send a bunch of shit to stfumarrieds and stfuparents….but believe it or not, somewhere buried in this black heart is a fleshy, pink center. I have my blog listed on my facebook and I dont know who may be reading it. I dont want to hurt anyone’s feelings by talking shit about their stupid kids just learning to shit in the toilet and their ugly ass “hubby’s” taking them to Chili’s. I will keep that bitching to anonymous, as I do with my sexual bitching for the time being. I swear though, one day, I am going to have way too much Jameson and unleash an eyeball full of rants for your reading enjoyment on the topics of sex and the people I hate friend on facebook.
When you befriend someone on facebook who you sort of know, dude sends some extremely flirtatious emails, then you go to click on his profile and not only does it say “in a relationship”, but it has the chick’s name. For some reason that makes it even worse when their name is listed. Anyway, I am not into this dude at all so it isnt like it’s a bummer for me or anything, but it’s just disappointing. I hate to generalize, but it really doesnt help with the whole “men are pigs” thing. I dont think I’ve ever met a guy who hasnt been a cheater at some point. That is a sad thing.
“Her” and I obviously dont fish in the same pond. That’s perfect.
Apparently I’ve received a “badge” which says upon clicking on it “Look at you! Checking in with 3 members of the opposite sex!”
Foursquare my love, you have no idea.
To the 7 lovely people who donated to the cause. Accessing my gmail to send personal thank you notes is annoying as hell from my phone, so I will say it here. I will post about the Thank You Party soon. :)
So I am having a really bad day. Basically I’m wallowing in my own BS. Jimmy Eat World’s song, The Middle comes on and makes it all better. When this silly little song came out back in 00 or something, I would play it over and over again, annoying everyone within an ear’s shot. I went on a snowboarding trip to Snowshoe around the same time. One of my friends had a video camera and every shot of me is dancing to this silly song. This was the same trip that DAP ate yellow snow, pulled his tooth out with nail clippers, and Mighty D puked bananas. This was not the trip where I cracked my ribs trying to body slam Hacker. (yes, Old Ass Matt….I am writing this for you) Good times.
First donation! wooohoooo!