Now that I've finally got my computer...
I can resume with my usual Sunday insomnia wikipedia research of the most random, absurd, and useless information. It feels good to be back to normal. Now if I could only find my mojo again, things would be perfect.
Am I the only one who wants to kick Jada Pinkett-Smith in her holiest of holes?
On my Target purchases
AntiKris: (wearing new bikini) Look, I got a new bikini!
Roommate: Wow! You have NO BOOBS!
AntiKris: makes sad face
Roommate: No, it looks great, I could just never wear something like that. You're lucky you dont have boobs
AntiKris: Still making sad face
Sorry Mo and I didnt text when we “came back into the city”. That’s because in true hardcore party girl fashion, we were asleep by 11pm
Last night was a doozy for this joozy– Krucoff
You’re not supposed to eat the gum in the blowpop, Kris– My roommate to me. (it’s become a real problem of mine)
And for the fucking love of God
Will someone I know who is not a complete moron like me please come over soon and show me how to use this fucking external hard drive that I have had for YEARS?! This is now the second computer that has completely fucked off and left me with nothing because I am too much of an idiot to figure out the external.
Listen to this MWIMS →
Some good Friday shit
That’s an adorable spider.– David (via josh) David’s insane. There are no adorable spiders.
I wont let it ruin my day but.......
I have one hell of a head cold. Last night my head was about to explode and I ran out of my beloved Mucinex. I just went to the drugstore to purchase some more and they wouldnt sell to me because my license is expired. I havent driven in 2 years so on my 30th birthday, the fact that my license was expiring was not on my mind. Getting wasted, trying to look hot so I could say “fuck you...
Love and sex is the best relationship movie. Cheese sandwich, peeps
DONT YOU BUY THAT BOOK MWIMS
Let me reiterate....
If you must use “lol” following your joke, your joke sucks. (pulling my fucking hair out over facebook comments, status, etc.)
I will volunteer to help you on this iChat... →
Are you offering to have internet sex with me? Because that would be way better than the tools I usually get to jerk off on camera frangry: Because that’s what friends are for.
FUCK YOU, ORELL
AntiKris: (in response to an email about him shaving his head on Friday) You're going to look like a penis! Albeit, a caring penis
Orell: Suprised you still know what one looks like!
AntiKris: FUCK YOU!
AntiKris: I'm blogging this
Here's the deal.
I have the money for my new computer. I’ve HAD the money for my new computer. I have been sick, busy, and didnt get a chance to go to the bank and deposit the checks I have. When I finally went yesterday to deposit, I received notification that since my account is new, there is a clearing period for the first month you have your account. I am hoping that all funds will be available come...
And I will add to this by saying. If you are my facebook friend and I see you’ve become a fan of way too many lame things…I will no longer be a fan of yours. philosoraptor: If you are my Facebook friend and I see that you’ve taken more than one Facebook quiz in a single day, you will immediately become a former Facebook friend.
I know it is only supposed to be in the high 70's
But I am in DIRE NEED of a tan. I am sickly looking. I have decided Saturday is going to be a Coney Island, someone’s roof, or the park day. I need to not glow in the dark or burn when I start boating season soon. Anyone want to join, you know the drill. xxAntiKris
Things you shouldnt have to do after 25
Read something on the internet telling you how to act. If you dont know what it means to be a fucking adult by the age of 25 you are a flippin moron and I have most likely dated you.