The AntiKris

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I am ready for a smoke, a beer, and a burger
Jul 2nd
Baltimore (via baxterp)
Jul 2nd
Renaming Frangry on my new Mac
Jul 2nd
I’ve had too many beers prior to boarding the megabus and now I’ve gotta mega pee
Jul 2nd
baxterp: No one is going to accuse AntiKris of not living...
Jul 1st
MEGGGGAAAAAAABUUUUUUUUS!
Jul 1st
GPOYW.  The my Dad and I sitting by the fire version.  Yay,...
Jul 1st
That’s what people say about me ...
Jul 1st

The same people who five years ago would...

(via soupsoup)
Jun 30th
I am sorry, but he is only hot to me when he’s playing...
Jun 30th

Public viewing of Michael Jackson

Apparently the body is being taken to Neverland Ranch for a public viewing on Friday via CNN
Jun 30th
Listen Listen
suckafuck: Your Visits Are Getting Shorter - Bloc Party
Jun 30th
nudawn: We’re alll gonna laugh at you….we’re all gonna laugh...
Jun 30th
“The level of beer gut formation after the weekend is truly...”
— AntiKris
Jun 30th
Ok, let me first say….I have had a 40 and am...
Jun 30th

So here's a question

Is it now ok to dance the entire Thriller video dance routine (which I learned as a kid) at the club...
Jun 30th
oats:lovepuppy: Lots of us are throwing a party. You should...
Jun 29th
“We might as well pack up our vaginas and go home”
Jun 29th
Listen Listen
folkinz: yeah yeah yeahs: date with a night
Jun 29th
shorterexcerpts:fuuckk) No one let Lucas see this...
Jun 29th
evillageidiot:brooklynmutt: so wrong, and yet so right. ...
Jun 29th
I know Michael Jackson died a white woman, but let us...
Jun 29th
I want this animal
Jun 28th
acidreams:(via poladroidfreakteam)
Jun 27th

Relax Nudawn....I got it

I only meant the on point about stupid parents, and of course the incredibly talented thing.  
Jun 27th

You know, except for that possible child...

Jun 27th
“If you cant feed your baby, then dont have a baby”
— Michael Jackson Man, why...
Jun 27th
My drunk, waiting to go out, listening to Michael Jackson...
Jun 27th

Email from Stepdad

Dear Kris, Being curious as to what you’d have to say about Michael Jackson’s life and death, I...
Jun 26th
On excuses to get out of a bad date
Jun 26th
Conversations with random people from the dating...
Jun 26th
Mao giving me a welcome home kiss.  Take a gander at the...
Jun 26th
charitini: I’m sooo over Bruno already.
Jun 26th
“I drunk-texted myself last night.”
— Rex Awesome
Jun 26th
I'd suck a dick for some fritos too. MMM...
Jun 26th
fusioned: I WIN.
Jun 26th

And we're leeeeeeeeavin.........

On a MEGABUS, automobile, amtrak, DC metro, MEGABUS.  Mo and I just booked our what is sure to be an...
Jun 26th
baxterp:chetgulland: Fuck you June 09.  You dirty whore of...
Jun 26th

Ugh

The weather is an asshole
Jun 26th
paintthetownred:via nevver. The Apollo Harlem...
Jun 26th
Fuck Yeah Thriller
Jun 26th

Ok, so this is kinda cool

Some dude just asked me out via email written in a Haiku.
Jun 26th
Listen Listen
nedhepburn: Michael Jackson “Beat It”
Jun 26th
Wait, she’s still alive?!  No way!!
Jun 26th
and in today’s episode of AntiKris’ Adventures...
Jun 26th
maidennewyork:smitshaw: Daily Butterface: Thumbs Edition ...
Jun 26th
(via homeofthevain)
Jun 26th

You truly know someone is a cultural...

When you’re working in a bar that has a capacity of 2500 people, the bar is packed with people...
Jun 26th
Does this mean Jordy Chandler’s confidentiality agreement is no longer valid?
Jun 26th
julie911: Rest in peace, Farrah.
Jun 25th
GPOYW.  The dead hooker and dead john version.  
Jun 25th

Am I really hearing

A song with the lyrics “sshh girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your...
Jun 24th
“the fecalphilia of your blog is somewhere between Japanese...”
— DHK
Jun 24th
Dude, how did you get the home movie I made?  Fucked up.  ...
Jun 24th

When and why......

When did Katy Perry become a pop goddess? Why is Katy Perry a pop diva/goddess/whatever the correct...
Jun 24th
For Mo’s Brother….. blakeley:thedailywhat: ...
Jun 24th

Last fucking weekend in June....

And it would appear we’re finally going to have a good one.  I will not be spending one minute...
Jun 24th
The working title to my dating memoirs. ...
Jun 24th
OMG.  I love Tylercoates too!  I have these fake leather flats which are so cute, but being fake...
Jun 24th
lookatthisfuckinghipster: “Actually, I go by DJ Gandalf...
Jun 24th
“I think perhaps I should spend less time on the internet if...”
— AntiKris
Jun 24th

Does anyone know....

Which one of the cheapie buses goes from NYC to Union Station in DC (Amtrak/ VRE)?  I know one of...
Jun 23rd
molls: Maybe she should have used the Diva Cup?
Jun 23rd
Drool imamess: baking adventure of the week:...
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
peterfeld: Ed McMahon, 1923-2009
Jun 23rd

we're having a sleepover on a Monday

FYI
Jun 23rd
“ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE NOT FARMERS!!!!!!!!!”
— MO TO THE TV
Jun 23rd
Listen Listen
suckafuck: She Sells Sanctuary - The Cult When it gets hot out, drop the top on your ride and...
Jun 22nd
How much longer am I going to be forced to look at this fake...
Jun 22nd

So far....

The two dudes who seemed remotely interesting, had shirts on, who’ve emailed me on some dating...
Jun 22nd
brieflynoted: Disney just released still images from Tim...
Jun 22nd
maidennewyork: MARC BAPTISTE PHOTOGRAPHY
Jun 21st

Everyone's complaining about their Dad's...

But Happy Father’s Day to my Dad.  You’re a great Dad and I appreciate you.   Also,...
Jun 21st
Perfect.   skeetonmischa: I was rolling with Team Jon until...
Jun 21st

In the course of an evening....

We took the Staten Island Ferry to SI (obviously).  Went to a local bar and had 5 beers and an...
Jun 20th
I had a really good Friday night baxterp: Staten Island...
Jun 20th
Like seriously, why? baxterp: Talent.
Jun 20th
Why am I single? baxterp: I mean, seriously.
Jun 20th
Drinking beers in the middle of the brooklyn bridge is probably the coolest thing I’ve done in...
Jun 20th

Happy Hour

It is sort of nice for the first time in forever.  If Mo’s fucking ass hurries up and gets to...
Jun 19th
Shutup Krucoff youngmanhattanite: (via antikris) That’s...
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
GPOYF.  I stole this mirror so I could do hair and makeup at...
Jun 19th
brianvan: (This is Krisanne’s fault.)
Jun 19th

Busy "up in the air" weekend

I have about a million things to do this weekend but have no firm plans.  This is irritating.  I may...
Jun 19th
Tis true.  She’s the only good thing about the new...
Jun 19th
See the swollen nose?  See the red eyes?  See the puffy...
Jun 19th

OMG

Ok he’s really dead this time now I think.  Ok, now I am going to cry
Jun 19th

Ok

So I am just getting through season 5 on Six Feet Under and so far in this series Nate has died...
Jun 19th

This is a first

Him: Sorry I've been out of touch, I've been really busy.
AntiKris: No worries, I've been really busy too. So busy in fact that I had to buy new undies yesterday because I've had no time to do laundry
Him: Would you like to go to a really fancy dinner with me tomorrow night in Midtown
AntiKris: Sure, I have no plans yet
AntiKris: This is a first, I cant say I've ever been asked to dinner after the revelation that my panties are not so dainty.
Jun 18th
hahahaha. My lover is mean and I love it….and her ...
Jun 18th
superdoofus-stratodrive: Line for the Jonas brothers concert...
Jun 18th
whatcriscilikes: The Other Boleyn Girl is a historic...
Jun 18th
“i feel luxury is how we care for ourselves and other human...”
— donna karan (via sarazucker)
Jun 18th
Warch Watch
Here’s something to brighten your rainy day.  I love the Hoff and that is not even sarcasm
Jun 18th
brianvan: Anyone go outside today?
Jun 18th
STFU PETA
Jun 18th

Pa pa pa poker night

I wanted to plan a poker night this weekend since the weather is going to yet again be shyte, but I...
Jun 18th
The diner across from my office, the only convenient place...
Jun 18th
“I need a human sized fly swatter”
— Celo
Jun 18th
When bad clothes happen to good people. 
Jun 18th
“Sometimes to get through to a bottom feeder, you’ve...”
— AntiKris
Jun 18th
I’d just like to remind everyone that Brooke Hogan is...
Jun 18th
So I have been called a pussy for not going really short.  I am sorry, but as a woman of 30, I am...
Jun 18th
Listen Listen
My Mom wouldnt let me listen to this song in our Dodge Caravan because she thought it was offensive....
Jun 18th
And after GPOYW.  Damon did a great job.  He spent almost 2...
Jun 18th

You know.....

I know it is for our benefit, but it really pisses me off how the villains always rehash their evil...
Jun 17th
My advice to my roommate who happens to be babysitting at...
Jun 17th
Listen Listen
Dear Androo,  Courtesy of John McCabe, Hypntz….. You’re welcome
Jun 17th
Warch Watch
nudawn: Regina’s video is surreal.
Jun 17th

Wi-Fi on the bus!

(via themattsmith) Are you coming to NY Mattwhoismarried?  If so, Kia has my number.  Or just email...
Jun 17th

So....

My crazy ex left me about 15 crazy messages last night.  The highs and lows were unbelievable....
Jun 17th
“I always leave the seat and the lid down. Everyone has to...”
— papajorgio I agree.  Us women...
Jun 17th

What to do

When someone asks you to join the group “stop the sexual abuse of children” and you...
Jun 17th
The before the cut GPOYW.  After to come soon
Jun 17th
I fucked up my tail bone sitting down on a left up toilet...
Jun 17th
“Sometimes, I guess there just arent enough rocks”
— Forrest Gump (classic)
Jun 17th
Seriously, how far away can one's asshole be?
Jun 17th
Warch Watch
trooandroo: Thank fucking God this is still on YouTube. It’s a cover of Biggie’s “Hypnotize” with...
Jun 17th
GPOYW.  The Linda Blair version
Jun 17th

For the love of God!!!

People, if you have some pulsating puss mountain on your face, do the world a favor and pop that...
Jun 17th

Is there a way

To transfer voicemails to an MP3 file or whatever? You gotta hear what I am dealing with?
Jun 17th
“Dont ever let someone walk all over you because it is only...”
— AntiKris
Jun 17th

I've learned my lesson

Tonight I worked two parties. The first was a one hour open bar.  People were ordering 3 drinks at a...
Jun 17th
It’s this kind of evening.  My face is bright red...
Jun 17th
Some people need to learn this golden rule
Jun 17th
No Ms. Clare Danes.  This hairstyle is not the style for...
Jun 17th
Look, Hugh Hefner was pretty hot when he was young.  I...
Jun 17th
Myspace lays off 30% of its workforce
Jun 17th
I have yet to see this movie, but I am guessing I will feel...
Jun 17th
I get a strange feeling of glee when people request I “become a fan” of something and I...
Jun 16th
But he sure was close themattsmith: Kids, when you’re...
Jun 16th

Yay!

I just booked my vacation for the 4th.  I will be spending 5 fun filled days in VA with my family...
Jun 16th
Oh sweet cigarettes, I cant quit you.  I have to though....
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
So I hear they’re making a movie about this...
Jun 16th
It’s times like these where ones glances down at their...
Jun 16th
Al Roker powned Speidi
Jun 16th
Or maybe that should read “older white trash brother’s shirts” seeing as I am one...
Jun 16th
Everyone, steal your little white trash brother’s...
Jun 16th
Um Mattwhoismarried…..you’re close to being...
Jun 15th
Yup
Jun 14th
Do it to your husband, baby girl.  He’s done up and...
Jun 14th
“cesspoon of destruction”
— dlisted.com
Jun 14th

Tumblarity

Granted I havent posted much in the past two days, but mine has dropped 300 + points.  I think this...
Jun 14th
Milk screen writer has some sex on camera
Jun 14th
I still love her and dont think it comes much more adorable...
Jun 14th
themattsmith:mercurypdx: If you liked it then you woulda...
Jun 12th
(via trooandroo)
Jun 12th

I have no other choice, but to embrace...

(via frangry) fuckin ditto
Jun 12th
Destination tomorrow.  Prospect Park.  Force fed picnic. ...
Jun 12th
folkinz: detroit cobras…
Jun 12th
Dude, if a guy doesnt take me out on a lake with ducks and...
Jun 12th
Yeah, you see that bullshit on the right?  Tumblr wont allow...
Jun 12th
haha, I remember WAILING on bathroom floor reading this...
Jun 12th

What is the first book you remember...

I remember as a fifth grader I think, reading Where the Red Fern Grows and falling in love.  I...
Jun 12th
The view out of my bedroom. That empty space is where the...
Jun 11th
My ex J posting this pic of him and I on facebook.  Thanks,...
Jun 11th
Who has the new Sounds album they want to send me via IM?
Jun 11th

AntiKris' rules of thumb for smart...

1. Dont eat foods that look like diarrhea.  If it looks like soupy poo prior to eating it, it will...
Jun 11th
And I am guessing that it looks just about the same on the...
Jun 11th
“This weather can suck on my soon to be discarded egg”
— AntiKris
Jun 11th

How fucking cute

The monthly newsletter from Crunch Fitness is called “The Bench Press” Awe, just for...
Jun 11th
Listen Listen
themattsmith: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony : Thuggish Ruggish Bone
Jun 11th
Someone named “shitfuck usa” is emailing me and I cannot stop laughing because of the...
Jun 11th

Which bone is the most "thuggish...

I’ll show you a rugged bone.  Wait (via themattsmith)
Jun 11th
Big Apple BBQ
Jun 11th

Girls lunch

Mo’s steak cravings have brought her into LIC to go with me to the Jackson Ave Steakhouse and...
Jun 11th
trooandroo: Because when God rested on the seventh day he...
Jun 11th
I only had 2 beers and a makers last night and I feel like death. I am at work, unshowered, feeling...
Jun 11th
poortaste:myfengshuilife: Aptly titled “Lake Road”
Jun 11th

Things that make you go hmmm

I am out of touch.  I am so out of touch with this world of dating that I dont know how to take...
Jun 11th
There’s a retarded homeless man on the subway singing ‘aint to proud to beg’ and...
Jun 10th
Basically any man driving this car can get in my pants. ...
Jun 10th
christinahaberkern:chrispost: Summer’s here… Women are...
Jun 10th
It hasnt started yet, dickhead.  The period portion isnt...
Jun 10th

on antikris' question

me: antikris just posted about some jackass who after 2 yrs out of the blue texts with "hey i still owe you a dinner"
T: ha.
me: and she goes through a series of questions expressing outrage, but the exclamation marks are gradually replaced by just question marks and ends with "should i go out with him?"
T: yeah, she's entertaining the idea or she wouldn't have asked the question.
me: yeah, i think she's going to dinner with him.
T: you know why? b/c he's the ninja of assholes.
Um, get it right guys. I said "should I respond?" Meaning should I tell him off or something. I would never go out with the guy. First, he was bad in bed. Second, he's obviously a shitty guy, and third, DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE I'D ENTERTAIN THE IDEA. Oh wait, maybe I can see why you'd think that. My track record with men isnt really admirable. Slinking away into the shadows......
Jun 10th

On timing

I know many of you men have the whole 3 day or whatever rule.  First, this rule is stupid as fuck. ...
Jun 10th
For Mo trooandroo: I don’t understand how Fail Blog keeps...
Jun 10th
“thanks to ed hardy it has become much easier to identify...”
— (via mikehudack)(via soupsoup)
Jun 10th
Can love heal all wounds?
Jun 10th
“I am so broke right now too. I read an article about how you...”
— Kara
Jun 10th
GPOYW.  The picnic in the park version.  Photo courtesy of...
Jun 10th
Yesterday the pregnant man gave birth to a son.  I’m...
Jun 10th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Jon Voight. 
Jun 10th
maidennewyork: DAVID LACHAPELLE
Jun 10th
Tuesday Night
Jun 10th
“When I woke in the morning and realized I had to fuck him...”
— AntiKris
Jun 10th

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BrianVan’s box 1 flag!  AntiKris’ box 6 flags!! MORE FLAGS MORE FUN!
Jun 10th
“I am pretty sure bagcoffee is headed towards the auto erotic...”
— AntiKris
Jun 10th
WHY WHY WHY?!  Six Flags has had this fucking ad campaign...
Jun 10th

Dolla Dolla Billz Y'all

So tonight I worked for a bit at the same swanky lounge Mo works.  I wore a dress with no bra which...
Jun 10th
I want to show you my box.   I think I win, Van
Jun 10th
I post a pic of me picking my nose and my popularity on this bitch goes down.  Please mother...
Jun 10th
Sometimes….a tissue isnt good enough
Jun 10th

On when to do it

AntiKris: Should I wait to do him
Nudawn: You're not Julia Allison
Nudawn: Do him when you want
Jun 10th
acidreams: Multileg (via Northcumbria)
Jun 9th
bagcoffee:whiskeyandgoatsmilk:folkinz gordie: do you...
Jun 9th
Listen Listen
themattsmith: Whitney Houston : I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Jun 9th
FuckNOtwenties!
Jun 9th
Happy Birthday, Mr. Depp….you’re still as cute...
Jun 9th
It begins.  Sorry in advance for anyone I offend, tell off,...
Jun 9th
(via lesbenjamin)
Jun 9th
I’ll probably get guff for this…but this reminds...
Jun 9th

Great

Another not that great season of Weeds
Jun 9th
AntiKris’ Hot Piece of Young Stuff of the Eve.  Silas...
Jun 9th
Jun 9th

Ladies or Gays....

Does anyone have any suggestions for my humidity hair fiasco?  I’m about to chop it all off if...
Jun 8th
“Tumblr is grumbln about the iphone”
— AntiKris
Jun 8th
ZOMG!  WANT walpaper: There wasn’t a Benihana nearby, so...
Jun 8th
When I see this, all I think is Blair Witch Toilet ...
Jun 8th
I was going to post her on fuckyeahthirties, but when I...
Jun 8th

I dont have an iPhone

I shouldnt even be on Tumblr today. 
Jun 8th
Ginger Spice’s aroma is so pungent not even she can...
Jun 8th
Listen Listen
OMG.  My friend and I did a recording of this song at Great America in Milpitas, CA when we were in...
Jun 8th
He’s still a no neck chipmunk, but I guess having a...
Jun 8th

Parenting in the now

Very young misbehaving child: But mommy! I really want it!
Annoyed mother: If you don't behave, I'm going to delete all the music off your iPod!
Jun 8th

My Horoscope

Recently you’ve fallen out of touch with the crowd.  It’s time to make your way back...
Jun 8th
Why My Ex Sucks
Jun 8th

For the second time in a week

I was running late to work, didnt have time to hit the ATM, jumped in a cab to Grand Central.  For...
Jun 8th
Please vote for my friend's track here....
Jun 8th

B there in 15...

tdx: There is nothing quite like discussing technology’s impact on human behavior.  It sounds like...
Jun 8th
Happy Monday everyone!  Here’s Brit Brit and her...
Jun 8th
lomo:via lolitas.se
Jun 8th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Spencer Pratt.  Why? ...
Jun 7th

Im a celebrity get me out of here

Is the most pathetic display of stupidity and everything that is wrong in the world I have ever...
Jun 7th
Following my Mother’s advice of “always wear...
Jun 7th
maidennewyork:deltaofvenus: HistoricErotica.com | The...
Jun 7th

Currently Watching

I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I had to see the Heidi/Spencer debaucle.  All I can...
Jun 7th
“I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do...”
— Oscar Wilde (via poortaste)
Jun 7th
Never have I been more jelaous of Ms. Caroline ...
Jun 7th

My Stepdad's comment on the "Jew Fish"...

Not a Jew fish…still has a tip. Look at gefilte fish…no tip anyplace to be found: Now...
Jun 7th
herosquad:jschwa: My first Yo Dawg!
Jun 7th
“Why cant I meet someone normal?!”
— AntiKris
Jun 7th
My ex just called to ask me to come to Harlem to do E with him.  I havent done E since I was 20.  I...
Jun 7th
I still have crazy swollen eyes, nose, and am congested.  I...
Jun 7th
My last post reminds me of how I met Frangry. When I first moved to NYC I didnt know a soul.  I did...
Jun 7th
Some girl who is a friend of a friend from CA just moved here.  She befriended me on facebook...
Jun 7th

When topherchris moves to NYC

I’m making him buy me a bottle of Jameson.
Jun 7th
nickmcglynn:exquisitedorks:paintthetownred: So, my...
Jun 7th
George Clooney’s new girlfriend.  Apparently he loves...
Jun 7th
Maybe I’ll get some lunch date booty.  That would definitely be a “fuckyeah”...
Jun 7th

It's Saturday night

I got off work at 10:30, picked up a bottle of wine, and am sitting home.  I am very happy about...
Jun 7th
This pic of Ryan Seacrest was just too good not to blog.  I...
Jun 7th

Frangry is my main lover

But I am cheating on her.
Jun 7th
baxterp:charitini: In case you missed it, the three of us...
Jun 7th

The usual Saturday

Sushi delivery.  Glass of white wine and whine. Fighting with the ex.  Mao placing his ass on my...
Jun 6th
I like dis one
Jun 6th
This guy was following me around all night.  He wrote my...
Jun 6th
“i’m not gettin all muncher on you but….”
— maidennewyork Soon dear,...
Jun 6th
Love Diana’s photobooth
Jun 6th
shutupweirdo: humanvise: Shut Up, Weirdo is a call-in...
Jun 6th
fuckyeahthirties.tumblr.com….coming soon
Jun 6th
I dont think smart marketing is calling your target penis a...
Jun 6th

Your Daily FYI: How to Make A Fifi

I like to call myself a fifi.  This is because many times I feel more like a masturbation device...
Jun 6th
ragetoons:(via reyruccio) Story of my fucking life
Jun 6th

Jesus I hate to say this

I’ve always stuck up for the way Julia Allison looked.  Her looks shouldnt be a factor as to...
Jun 6th
Webutante Ball.  I’ll have better pics tomorrow.  But...
Jun 6th

Is this going to be the type of ball...

Jun 5th

I love my Dad and his emails

Hi K, Just wanted to remind you that Father’s Day is just around the corner, think big and...
Jun 5th
She’s 34 yesterday.  I didnt look like this when I was...
Jun 5th
I wish I had this dress for tonight.  She’s so pretty
Jun 5th

Perfect

Work has been slow and when it finally starts to pick up, the weather is shit.  I have 4...
Jun 5th
“Your mood swings are giving me whiplash”
— Bella This goes out to...
Jun 5th
blackmariah:(via:suicideblonde:bohemea) Lindsay Lohan -...
Jun 5th

Is it sad or awesome

That I am hearing some really good relationship advice on Keeping Up With The Kardashians?...
Jun 5th
themattsmith: (via sade)
Jun 4th
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if...”
— Anonymous  (via...
Jun 4th
riotrepublic: Oh, come on, now… that’s just totally awesome.
Jun 4th
“Opinions are like assholes…everyone has got one.”
— Someone
Jun 4th
fimoculous: Guess who the Seamless Webber Of The Week is. ...
Jun 4th
I think one of her meat curtains are hanging out.  Hey Gaga,...
Jun 4th
I see you licking your lips at me, young stuff.  Let me...
Jun 4th
themattsmith: Your favorite website for the next 5...
Jun 4th
I am sick of looking at these two….and their litter. ...
Jun 4th
I dropped my dress off at the tailor yesterday for the Webutante Ball.  She told me it was going to...
Jun 4th
Never fucking mind.  Just had a look in the mirror and the hair has already gone Chia.
Jun 4th
I woke up this morning at the ass balls of dawn for some reason.  Rather than going back to bed, I...
Jun 4th
Warch Watch
jeffcagle: Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok hotel room
Jun 4th
Congrats David and Tumployees.  You’ve given everyone...
Jun 3rd

I am still sick....

I’ve had puffy sinus eyes for 2 months.  My nose has not stopped running for 2 weeks.  I...
Jun 3rd
I FUCKING HATE WHEN DUDES WITH GIRLFRIENDS HIT ON ME!!!!  IT’S SO SLIMEY.  YUCK!!!!
Jun 3rd
zachlinder:[via rylersociety] For my Stepdad.  hahaha
Jun 3rd

There are too many photographers in my...

People like Julia Allison live their lives purposely as if it’s one big photoshoot. ...
Jun 3rd
WHAT THE HELL.  GPOYW.  The farting on Peter version ...
Jun 3rd

Well excuse the fuck out of me.

Fuck them Kia.  I want to see teen peen.  I dont care about the iphone or what some right wing...
Jun 3rd
“I think we need to start living our lives in a...”
— Me to Mo
Jun 3rd
Sklar and I are totally bringing back the scrunchi.  Who in the first place said it was not ok to...
Jun 3rd
More on cheesy whores… and sometimes, women should...
Jun 3rd
For serious
Jun 3rd

On cheesy whores

So I work at the same swanky lounge that Mo does part time.  Tonight was a spectacular example of...
Jun 3rd

Things I can never be due to my small...

1. A Blood 2. A good guitar/ piano player 3. A good lesbian
Jun 2nd
This post just caused me to attempt making the “blood...
Jun 2nd
I am sick and tired of people who dont know how to communicate things.  With email, text, phones...
Jun 2nd
Just in case anyone is in need.  DNA/Paternity Test Kits are...
Jun 2nd
I just like this pic.  Poor, sweet lady
Jun 2nd

Best text in a while

Krucoff: “hey, it’s internet week.  Do yourself a favor and shave!”
Jun 2nd
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day. Crotchrocket.  Why? ...
Jun 2nd

Scary stuff

Over Memorial Day Weekend I found out a friend of mine had passed away.  This was a seemingly...
Jun 2nd
acidreams:claytoncubitt: Unknown graffiti, love greater...
Jun 1st