July 2009
I just had to leave this on my dating site:
Attention: I know most of you dont actually read my requirements, but I am serious about age, height, jobs, location, etc…and also…if I havent responded to your 10 IM’s of “hey” chances are I am not going to respond to the 11th. Just sayin…kthanksbye
Think I am being too harsh? Didnt think so….
She's so hot and I will make her mine on 10/14 →
“Why isnt there a “block” feature on real life”
– AntiKris
ULTIMATE DATE SERIES!
Is this segment targeting 13 year olds? How bout some good ol anal? Usually that’ll spice up the relationship. xxAntiKris
juliaallison:
Since I’m asking you guys for advice, anyway, I thought I’d add this one in … I’m going to be doing an on-air set of segments called “Beyond Dinner & Drinks: The Ultimate Date Series,” which is, well, fairly self-explanatory. ;) I just think the...
Dearest Tumblr.......
I think we all know it’s fucking raining. Get a grip with the iPhone weather screenshots or whatever the fuck you call that shit on an iPhone. It’s times like these where I really love my LG Dare and its lack of feautres.
Not to get all STFUExpectantParent,
Dear MWIMS,
There is nothing wrong with being excited, sharing a very important moment in your life, or even bragging about your upcoming fatherhood…..I have faith that you will not be one of the people featured on STFUParents.
themattsmith:
but Kel and I find out today whether we’re having a boy or a girl, assuming the little one cooperates.
It is an intensely private and personal...
“Has a Tumblr, doesn’t want Tumblr drama”
– Orell
reasons why the palm pre chick wont date him. When I met this one dude a month or so back and then read that he had a tumblr I cut him off.
On Vaginas
Her: I havent got any in a month.
Her: I think my hole may close up
AntiKris: After two kids?
AntiKris: Doubtful
Her: Oh F.U.
“you sound like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples”
– kevin 