Reminder:
If you’re going to have a post work, pre work, or even just a cocktail for no particular...
Aug 31st
Facebook funnies
Aug 31st
I am pretty sure this is Mao's doppelganger
Aug 31st
Ave A Bar Crawl 8/31 for Charity
Most of the bars on Ave A will be donating 50% of their proceeds tomorrow to the family of the...
Aug 31st
My new Sunday routine. Watching Planet Earth and eating...
Aug 31st
Why do I love NYC?
Although living here is tough, both financially and emotionally, after 8 years I still feel like a...
Aug 30th
“New York City is the best city. Your city sucks!”
— AntiKris (Is today unfollow...
— AntiKris (Is today unfollow...
Aug 30th
Why NYC is worth every last penny
peterfeld: You get what you pay for. foureleven:katoleary:jackieheartsb: Reason #1: Julia...
Aug 30th
Love is ecstacy and agony. Freedom and imprisonment....
Aug 30th
Love that part!
nudawn:
Yes you are.
And you’re...
Aug 30th
nedhepburn:
PEOPLE OF WALMART is a very good site and a...
Aug 30th
I need one of these.
Aug 30th
I fucking hate it when people are late.
This is very funny coming from you, lover. But yes, people who are late when it isnt me being late...
Aug 30th
I predict the future….
Aug 29th
Listen
Gloomy day song.
Ghostland Observatory-Stranger Lover
Aug 29th
If anyone was wondering if a slutty slut...
Aug 29th
ohhleary:
It’s happy hour, with antikris and justsayjolie!
Aug 29th
Um Tumblr…..help a sista out. You see the situation...
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
“For the record, when a woman says it’s a good...”
— Renee-Mallrats
— Renee-Mallrats
Aug 28th
Alright Tumblr, I’ve got a bone to pick with...
Aug 28th
First IM of the day. Also, first LOL of the day
Aug 28th
GPOYW. The what the hell was so horrifying or funny...
Aug 26th
Thanks for the photo credit, you THIEVES!!!!!!
josh:
...
Aug 26th
Guess who has free backstage passes to the Britney concert tonight?! Wheeeeeeeeeee
Aug 26th
Cheap floosies all night long, kids
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
Currently Watching:
My favorite fucking movie...
Aug 25th
“I’ll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.”
— Sofia, Vanilla Sky (via...
— Sofia, Vanilla Sky (via...
Aug 25th
My man downloaded my period app for his iphone and this is...
Aug 25th
Excuse me, what?
Have we gone fully retarded? I mean we are all a bit “off” already, being such internet...
Aug 24th
soupsoup:
Never put cupcakes in front of Sen. Mitch...
Aug 24th
kiamatthews:
Apparently M.I.A. has a problem with...
Aug 24th
nudawn:
What fucking “struggles” does this generation have? Their mom’s taking their cell phones so...
Aug 24th
jgh:
via dlisted.com
Cracked out, older version Angelina...
Aug 24th
isay:quitecheeky:
this is my favorite marilyn photo. you...
Aug 24th
miltnr:
Step 3: Embarrass Krisanne
Aug 24th
miltnr:
Step 2: Find cute, shirtless boys in the garden...
Aug 24th
miltnr:
Step 1: hang out on Juan’s balcony
Aug 24th
So this happened.....
Aug 23rd
Watch
I know this is old, but I just saw it for the first time and almost pissed myself.
Aug 23rd
Dude I am dating just downloaded this for his...
Aug 23rd
Yup…all is still in order.
Aug 22nd
Currently listening to:
Shutup Weirdo on live stream
Aug 21st
klsajdlkjasdlkjasdlkjsa;lkdjlaskjd
So my 60 year old coworker just goes to the store to get us ice teas. He comes back and says...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
baxterp:
henryeatspeople:
(photo via:goldenfiddle)
My...
Aug 21st
Watch Out East Village
I’m scared frangry: My lover and I are going out tonight.
Aug 21st
soupsoup:
Hakuna Matada
Aug 20th
Song of the day
Oh Cecilia-Simon and Garfunkel It makes me happy
Aug 20th
Naked passenger forces plane to return to...
Aug 20th
Watch
I mean really……DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
walpaper:
KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich: A...
Aug 20th
“All I can think of is that chicken fried chicken...”
Aug 20th
Mexican food is good
Nudawn: you sure are in [redacted's] pants a lotwhat's it like in there
me: smells like nachos
Nudawn: LOL
YUM
I LIKE NACHOS
me: me too
me: they feel good going down my throat
warm and scratchy
Nudawn: i hope you chew first
me: nah man
i take it like a man
Nudawn: ouch
up the ass?
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: well duh. They dont call it spicy for nothin
Nudawn: HAHAHAH
Aug 20th
I’ve decided where I am taking Kia Matthews for...
Aug 20th
lookatthisfuckinghipster:
Look at this fucking Law &...
Aug 20th
Reason 807 why I love my insane Stepmother
Aug 20th
I really do. Especially you, BV
brianvan:
Antikris: i need to stop making friends with bloggers...
Aug 20th
She had her on point Wheaties this am
Francine: i think i have my halloween costumeme: mhm
is there a way to be a slutty Mr. Miagi?
Francine: you can be a slutty anything
Aug 20th
Frangry keeps me in check
Francine: jesusFUCKING RELAX
my god
justbeacuse you have a fucking pet peeve
doesnt mean he needs to cater to it
maybe YOU need to show some fucking patience?
me: hn!
Francine: BOOYA!
Aug 20th
frangry:(via Blogue)
Aug 20th
acidreams:applearts: Lamponi’s Lamps | Recyclart
reblogging...
Aug 20th
Wine & Food Festival in October
Anyone have tickets? Apparently they’re hard to get and a close friend wants to go baaaaaad. ...
Aug 20th
Reblogged for pure cuteness
seashellhell:
6’ fence!...
Aug 20th
Packing up my desk
I find 3 tubs of metamucil 2 bottles of nail polish remover a WALL-E action figure a Furbee a...
Aug 20th
The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers
Aug 20th
Listen
This is helping my mood
folkinz:
new edition: candy girl
Aug 20th
Do you guys ever think about how much...
kiamatthews:sade: Because I do. Every day. Used to go on the profiles of guys I liked and have a...
Aug 20th
Dear Suckafuck, once Mary parted ways with Ms. Allison she...
Aug 20th
FUCKING BITCH WHORE SLUT FRANGRITO EATING POO TOUCHER
Aug 19th
Aug 19th
KRISANNE ANSWER MY EMAIL BEFORE I AM...
I already told Topher to give you my IM which he obviously has yet to do. Blame him. I am too lazy...
Aug 19th
“Believe me I’d sooner intentionally follow the twitter...”
— Mo- who not only...
— Mo- who not only...
Aug 19th
Dear techies
Does anyone know how to get voicemails onto the computer. I just received yet another psychotic...
Aug 19th
Everyone tells me I look like that chick
...
Aug 19th
This pic just makes me giggle
Aug 19th
GPOYW. The Ghostbusters on the pier version.
Photo...
Aug 19th
molls:masshole:wanderingtangent:
This is what our school...
Aug 19th
Mo wins second LOL of the day. Fartcine won first but I...
Aug 18th
On what you do with your first day of funemployment.
Aug 18th
I didnt realize this was A. my cat and B. My apartment....
Aug 18th
Dear John Carney…I will have a LIIT for you tonight.
Aug 18th
You know what I am doing tonight?
Drinking more Long Island Ice Teas. Yup.
Aug 18th
Great. I thought this ass gave up…….
Aug 18th
Drink Snobbery 101: No Long Island Iced...
yeah, whatever dickbag. Call my pallet uncool if you must, but these drinks were delicious and...
Aug 18th
Um. Why do i not always drink long island ice teas? One and a half drinks and rocked!
Aug 18th
Watch
Yeah. I need to go back to work. Daytime TV is just too much
Aug 17th
Anyone got a match?
Aug 12th
Dont let this happen to you. All push and no product is no...
Aug 12th
Aug 12th
GPOYW. The trying to stabilize my blood sugar level so I...
Aug 12th
(via jakelodwick)
For Nudawn
Aug 12th
On children......
Crotchrocket: i think that kid is half monkeyCrotchrocket: or alien
CR: why is her head so big?
Me: I dont know
Me: she has reverse scissor jaw too
Me: like a bulldog
CR: she has a tough road ahead of her
CR: let's hope she's smart
CR: once she starts talking
Me: doubtful
Me: her mom spells "you're" incorrectly
Aug 12th
AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day. Crotchrocket. Why? ...
Aug 12th
Never Fails......
AntiKris: Can I place an order for delivery?Korean Deli Bruce: Ok what your address? (yelling)
AntiKris: blah blah E blah blah St apartment blah blah
KDB: Karaoke?! (yelling)
AntiKris: Last night
KDB: Last Night?! Ha Ha
KDB: You drinky a lot
Aug 7th
ohsnapnyc:
Got Camel Toe - Welcome to Cuchini.com
This...
Aug 7th
Miss my girl
frangry:
The whole time I was walking home...
Aug 7th
Friday Fun!
me: i get to the office to find a masturbating drug addict hanging in front of itmo: FUCK YEAH FRIDAY
Aug 7th
“man, there was a sleazoid at 230 5th last week —...”
— Mo describing my dream man
— Mo describing my dream man
Aug 6th
8/6/09
The day of internet FAIL Twitter down Facebook down I just logged into myspace for the first time...
Aug 6th
Barcelona Day One
I love her frangry: The beach is extra salty I estimate that I saw about 100 breasts, and I’ve...
Aug 6th
I fucking hate it when.......
People leave their IM and Gchat on when they arent home. Yes Mo, I am talking to YOU. I end up...
Aug 6th
nedhepburn:
DJ Shadow looking fucking badass as a playable...
Aug 6th
My earlier Twitter post got quite a response
Aug 6th
“she’s good with the vagina though so I dont mind”
— Crotchrocket on his girl being...
— Crotchrocket on his girl being...
Aug 5th
On taking vitamins....
AntiKris: Today I pooped a black turdAntiKris: and I was SCARED
AntiKris: But then I googled "black poop"
AntiKris: and the first reason for it was iron supplements
Crotchrocket: Maybe you're just black on the inside
Aug 5th
kiamatthews:
Tourists, man. GTFO.
(insert...
Aug 5th
baxterp:robotindisguise:
First LOL of the day
Aug 5th
ryanbrown:(via 6h057)
Bravo.
Aug 5th
“Bill Clinton — the man who talked 5’3” Kim...”
— TMZ Because his height is so...
— TMZ Because his height is so...
Aug 5th
Selfish Cunt
Aug 5th
In the spirit of trying to manage the summer beer gut that has formed, I drank martinis last night. ...
Aug 5th
GPOYW. The Barney East River version.
Aug 5th
nedhepburn:
i am suddenly very nostalgic for the Single...
Aug 5th
“You’re 30. Body wants a baby”
— Frangry’s response to my...
— Frangry’s response to my...
Aug 4th
I miss Vanessa
Aug 4th
Comedy: The Brits are doing it right.
Watched Death At A...
Aug 3rd
deleteyourself:
Them shits is expensive! Gonna go clean my...
Aug 3rd
Open bar. Five drinks in. Fuck
Aug 1st
Aug 1st