The AntiKris

Cooking is fucking pricey.  I am attempting to make dinner...

Oct 1st

Being sick in Manhattan aint so bad.

I just ordered my Chicken Noodle Soup, OJ, Tea, and cold medicine for delivery.  I cant really do...

Oct 1st

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Ever wonder how I got my insane biceps?  It aint from the Shake Weight either, kids!!

Sep 30th

I know I am late to this but.....

After watching SNL on DVR, the only funny thing about Megan Fox is her Marilyn Monroe tattoo.  Sure...

Sep 30th

Blame it on the ah ah ah ah ah alcohol?

Sep 30th

Yes neighbors, yes I am singing "alone"

I am practicing “alone” by Heart for Karaoke tomorrow alone in my apartment

Sep 30th

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Biggie-Juicy I miss my old school gals.  Tami, Kara, Anna Marie, Cheese, Danya…..good times

Sep 30th

GPOYW.  I am also not posting tomorrow because I plan to be...

Sep 30th

Late night commercials

So far they’ve inspired me to buy some KY Your and Mine, some Yaz, and I am tempted to call...

Sep 25th

I've got 99 problems and my nails are...

I know there are several more things to complain about.  My lack of day job.  The fact that I am...

Sep 25th

cuntrocket:(via lizcourts) I want to get this tattooed on...

Sep 25th

“You know my denim skirt that’s denim?”
— Molly

Sep 24th

Way to pass the buck, Gmail

Sep 24th

GPOYW.  The I miss my eyeliner wearing friends in LA...

Sep 23rd

whiteleatherpalace:irockirockirock: This is so wrong, its...

Sep 23rd

youngmanhattanite: david: Just had dinner with Jessica Alba and Gary Vaynerchuck. I didn’t take a...

Sep 23rd

PMS & Libations dont mix.

It’s a bad idea to serve cocktails when you have MAJOR PMS.  I almost did the head spinning,...

Sep 23rd

Drunk Brunch is the ultimate photo crasher.  (She’s...

Sep 22nd

Carney….

Sep 22nd

See Carney, I told ya.  Red Lipstick FAIL

Sep 22nd

Excuse me while I girl out for a sec....

I want to be able to wear red lipstick.  I have these quite large, pouty lips which beg for some...

Sep 22nd

I think my cat has had an erection for 4...

Did he take some Cialis and should I call the doctor immediately?!

Sep 22nd

Internet Dingleberries

While it doesnt bother me all that much, I find it amusing to read some of these new “snark...

Sep 22nd

“If I got upset over every loser on the internet who bashed...”
— AntiKris- so go ahead,...

Sep 22nd

St Mark’s Block Party Meat Pie Eating Contest

Sep 21st

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Loving the new Yeah Yeah Yeah’s so much that I may have to actually buy the album rather than...

Sep 21st

St Mark's Block Party Today!! 12-6

Hey Kids – The St. Marks Place Block Party, benefitting George Jackson Academy, has finally come to...

Sep 19th

michaelorell: (AG inspired)

Sep 17th

shorterexcerpts:danhacker: New ‘Montauk Monster’ spotted...

Sep 17th

Apparently THIS is the outcome of Bootyoke and a bunch of...

Sep 17th

Sometimes all it takes to make me happy is a pathetic...

Sep 17th

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nedhepburn: Ice Cube “It Was A Good Day”

Sep 17th

“You see, I was hot when most people are hot—- in my fucking...”
— CarrieFisher »...

Sep 17th

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brieflynoted: The movies is where I first fell in love with New York City and I’m prepared to fall...

Sep 16th

Funemployment is not fun

The job search is icky.  While there are jobs, offers, and money to be had…I am not too happy...

Sep 16th

Guess who I’m watching this weekend!!!

Sep 16th

Holy Fuck!

Sep 16th

GPOYW.  The drunken Bootyoke night version. 

Sep 16th

You’re safe, Nudawn.  Luckily with me, if I am irritated with you, you know about it...

Sep 15th

Whenever I hear “they fingered him” on Law & Order….I giggle a little

Sep 15th

soupsoup: Tape of Obama calling Kanye a jackass leaks.

Sep 15th

(via kanyegate)

Sep 15th

Ah yes, the makeout road rash.  I’ve had this for the...

Sep 15th

Love yoooo, androooo trooandroo: For Antikris.

Sep 15th

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Song of the Day Primer 55-Lessons

Sep 15th

This does not negate anything I’ve said, it just makes...

Sep 15th

BaxterP

Sep 15th

The only people who think the...

nudawn: youngmanhattanite: maura: (via youngmanhattanite) Define “enjoy,” pls. (Three...

Sep 15th

Apparently there is crazy at every age

So I sold a lens to some old dude.  My ex boyfriend gave me the camera to settle our debt as many of...

Sep 15th

I turn the shower on, walk out of the bathroom, often forget that I’ve turned the shower on...

Sep 15th

BaxterP

Sep 14th

Yes it's true, I was arrested for...

I didnt question his innocence for even a moment and neither should you.  When the accuser is a...

Sep 14th

Adventures in Spam

Sep 14th

so who would have thought pink would have been the best performance. I have a new love for good old...

Sep 14th

Dear lady gaga. I hope those panties are clean you stupid fake lesbian

Sep 14th

I was just telling my friend V tonight that I didnt have much to write about these days because I am...

Sep 14th

The only thing worse than the VMAs is...

Get it together, dudes

Sep 14th

topherchris: Look at this fucking autotuner.

Sep 14th

So I used to like Muse.....

Sep 14th

Dear Beyonce

Your vagina should at all times have about twice as much covering.  I dont even want to know what...

Sep 14th

VMA

Katy Perry.  You used to be a Christian Rock singer.  Stop acting punk you fucking walking cliche of...

Sep 14th

Ban Kanye west. Fuck that fool. So messed up

Sep 14th

Tis true.  I am not miserable.  Weird

Sep 11th

Currently Watching:

American Eats on the History Channel “Unpopped popcorn kernels are called Old Maids or...

Sep 10th

GPOYW.  The WE’RE ON A MOTHA FUCKIN BOAT edition. 

Sep 9th

Reblog this

baxterp: 599club: FYI — Jennifer Milano did NOT create the 599Club, as she told CNN for this...

Sep 8th

I hope this isnt her “O” face. 

Sep 8th

Soon to be Botox addict, Ali Lohan is only 16.  Poor girl....

Sep 8th

For serious

Sep 8th

Sorry Tumblr

I drank the brand of white wine that makes me NASTY.  Believe me, you are not the only one getting...

Sep 8th

“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is a...”
— I dont know who wrote this but...

Sep 8th

Ok people

There are times when something needs to be said, and there are times where what you’d love to...

Sep 8th

“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is a...”
— I dont know who wrote this but...

Sep 8th

Sometimes….you just have to bite your tongue.  There are times when all of us can say exactly...

Sep 7th

“God, I cannot imagine all the “I lifted my left cheek...”
— Dad on my computer withdrawal...

Sep 7th

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rentedsurroundings:carlovely: mr big - to be with you

Sep 6th

Dear [redacted],  Shut the fuck up please.  Your insane behavior and complete lack of self...

Sep 6th

This is for Old Ass Matt

I am drunk as fuck So I must cause muck and stuff It is so nice, Bitch (some drunk Haiku para...

Sep 6th

More unfortunate spam if you’re a male with dick...

Sep 6th

“When’s [redacted] going to come out?”
— My stepmother on my ex’s...

Sep 6th

“When’s [redacted] going to come out?”
— My stepmother on my ex’s...

Sep 6th

Here’s Michael Phelps looking pseudo normal.   ...

Sep 6th

Dad: well it's hexadecimal so it has to be a zero
Stepmom: why the hell are you talking to us like that?!

Sep 5th

A Very BoltBus Day

Dear Josh,  While your experience is annoying, it pales in comparison to our MEGABUS experience....

Sep 5th

This looks like my Saturday mornings acidreams: Аспирин по...

Sep 5th

“‘I’m sitting here scratching my ass, drinking my second cup...”
— Lee, Krisanne’s stepmom. (via...

Sep 5th

Been on the MEGABUS for 37 minutes and we are still not out of Manhattan.

Sep 4th

Cute one, Josh josh: Gone with the Fart. Oh, I’m...

Sep 4th

I fucking hate brooklyn

Sep 4th

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Sep 2nd

You know what I fucking hate

When your completed resume is in your email and Gmail wont stay hard long enough for me to get what...

Sep 2nd

Google and their whiney little bitches

Sep 2nd

GPOYW.  The Yoonie’s birthday edition.  

Sep 2nd

“If Google cant get their shit together, who the fuck can?”
— My Roommate on GMAIL FAIL

Sep 2nd

BREAKING!

It’s a vicious cycle and I really am looking forward to the MEGAPAUSE!!!! (this is what I...

Sep 2nd

On Bottle Service

Since apparently this is the Tumblr topic of the day (I dont really know why), I’ll put in my...

Sep 1st

whatcriscilikes: mashstreet: Red dress and black tights in...

Sep 1st

Here’s Madonna sporting a dress, tunic,...

Sep 1st

Wow.  Horseface Bradshaw looks amazing.  Must have dress....

Sep 1st