January 2010
I am sick of seeing these public service announcements where celebrities are telling me which charities to donate to. Honestly, as a society, if we need a bunch of botox filled fools telling us how to be good people, well then (not that I didnt know this before) we are screwed. Guess what, Morgan Freeman is fucking his granddaughter, Julia Roberts is a husband stealing ho….these are not...
Thankful
I am very thankful I dont live in the suburbs where a “night out with the hubby at TGIF’s” is considered a major event. Ah facebook
January 29th Birthdays
1981 Jonny Lang (blues guitarist)
1979 Andrew Keegan (actor)
1975 Sara Gilbert (actress)
1970 Heather Graham (actress)
1960 Greg Louganis (diver and 1984 Olympic gold medalist)
1954 Oprah Winfrey
1953 Teresa Teng (singer)
1950 Ann Jillian (actress)
1945 Tom Selleck (actor)
1942 Katherine Ross (actress)
1939 Germaine Greer (feminist author)
1918 John Forsythe (Freund) (actor)
1913...
Today was a day....
Tomorrow is my 31st birthday. I have a party planned which I am sharing with the lovely drunkbrunch who is also turning 31. I have recently came down with a case of HORRIFIC PMS and am bitchy, bloated, and zit covered. In an attempt to shave my parts to make for hot, hairless birthday sex I sliced a place which is not used to being sliced. I’ve had a bottle of $3 Chardonnay, and there is...
Dear Snooki
I know you are loving your fame. I would too. But I think you should know, Jersey Shore is over, which probably means…you will be forgotten as soon as Lindsay Lohan is caught with a vodka/redbull or a straw up her nose. I know there are rumors to you getting your own reality show, but as far as I’ve read, it isnt set in stone. In the meantime I would suggest you calm down, stop...
“Dont fuck bloggers”
– AntiKris
My advice to a friend
Dear Friends
Me and Amanda’s birthday party is tomorrow FRIDAY 1/29 @ 7pm. Sorry for the confusion, stop listening to Frangry…she is a confused
Faux Pas
I fucked up. I fucked up real bad and I have been trying to make up for it. But what does making up for it mean? To me it means taking a step outside of my personal shit and trying to see the other person and what they’re going through. Does it mean giving up self respect? It is starting to feel that way. Does it mean allowing the other person to shit all over me and accept that? If...
Palindrome →
jermbob asked: Do you answer questions?
So this happened
Frannie IMs me and says “[redacted’s] girlfriend is on skinemax right now. I can see her bush and she’s taking it in the rear”
“Who dare you!!!”
– Frangry
Enough
I had a pretty annoying weekend. I’ve come to the realization that some of the things people tell you are not meant to help, but to hurt. I am at fault for listening to people knowing they are trouble makers. Perhaps it is time to follow my own gut again. I dont know why I deviated from this method recently, my gut used to be all I trusted. Maybe it’s because it’s turned...
Late night commercials RULE! →
Nothin can remind you how old u are Better than...
(via biteofpythias)
For serious, son.
nedhepburn:
Alice Deejay “Better Off Alone”
Haiti
If you’re planning on making a donation for earthquake relief in Haiti, make your donation through Partners in Health. They have very small administration costs and they have a long established mission in Haiti so they are ready to go on the ground. Your money will go much farther here than it will through Red Cross.
https://donate.pih.org/page/contribu…ource=homepage
Jersey Shore
Over it.
Sorry, now that they’re everywhere….done and done.
I dont enjoy sitting around waiting for people. I dont enjoy sitting around waiting for people who have no idea what they want to do with me. I could be at a rockin good lesbian party having broads buy me drinks. However, here I am….waiting. Waiting for what, who knows? I. AM. BORED.
To the dude sitting across from me on the 6 train...
I love you for your hatred of humanity
frangry:
Your balls are hanging out. You fucking nasty fat fuck.
Crying on the street is soooo 2009. Weeping at the...
My best friend Crystal rocks this song at the karaoke. ”Joey I’m not angry anymoooore”
You’re insane for going to the gym high….or maybe awesome.
You’re problems are endearing.
justsayjolie:
Can someone explain to me what sort of emo bullshit mood I was in when I decided to put “Joey” on my gym playlist? I nearly fell off my exercise ball when it shuffled...
Updated donation list and information: help for... →
topherchris:
List of legit organizations taking donations online, thanks to SFGate.
humanvise asked: anything?
Things I found out last week
Although I am a smoker, I can run 2.5 miles without dropping dead.
Snooki is 4’9
Cat pheromone plug-ins will prevent my cat from masturbating
My boyfriend doesnt get hungover (which if you know him is amazing)
Red wine is bad for sinuses
It isnt in fact, all about me.
It’s was an eventful week.
I had my first day in weeks where I havent had dizziness. Like I said yesterday, I have had such bad sinus issues lately that I havent been able to do simple things like grocery shopping because standing still brought on dizziness. For those of you who havent had vertigo, it is really scary. The feeling that you’re going to pass out all the time was preventing me from doing everyday...
mercurypdx asked: Yes... yes it is. So what are you looking forward to this year?
frangry asked: How could you?
Is this how you do this? →
I hate my sinuses
They are constantly clogged. They get so bad that I get dizzy from the ear pressure. I’ve been on Claritin D for 4 days and they are still fucked. Suggestions?
It’s a pretty sad day when I of all people have to suggest someone get some class.
Walrus sucks his own dick →
No wonder why they live so long
Andrew WK=Tara Michelle
I'm gonna make homemade Kahlua tonight.
themattsmith:
Just because life is about dreams and shit.
Bad dreams and the shits is all you’re going to have if you get down with too much Kahlua, kid
