September 2010
“She let me put it in her pooper”
– A friend about his date last night.
allwithin-deactivated20110418 asked: Hi. Sorry if this is a weird question but from your photos your skin always looks amazing.
If you don't mind sharing, what products do you use to keep it looking so nice?
If you don't mind sharing, what products do you use to keep it looking so nice?
kiamatthews asked: Girl, turn on post replies.
Dating websites
Guys, if you send a girl an email on a dating website and she doesnt respond it doesnt mean you need to send another email pointing out what a mistake she’s making, how if you were to meet in person she’d see how awesome you are, and then follow up with a third email to point out what a nasty bitch she is for not responding to either one of the previous messages. However the third...
Enormous tool box
Non date just “happened to be in my neighborhood”. I think non date likes me, but is trying to play it cool or something. Non date is a tool. A cute tool, but still a tool. Woe is me; WHY CANT I EVER MEET ANYONE NORMAL. If you want to see me, then say so. If you’d like to do me, then earn it. WHY ARE THESE THINGS SO DAMN HARD? If I like you, you will hear from me. If I...
“Never leave the house with a full dumpster”
– Crotchrocket
Non date tried to push back our meeting time to booty o’clock….in other words, 1130pm. Non date got the boot.
Men, 1130pm is not an acceptable time to meet. I dont care if you are a bartender. Pretend to be an adult, for fuck’s sake. GAH
And for the record....
The non date grabbed my boobs all “tune in tokyo” style on the first non date
What's with the "non date" dates?
I was asked out on I guess what is non date number 2. Am I supposed to be excited about this? What is it, like some probationary period to see if I am worth taking out on an ACTUAL date.
Shit is confusing
Hot bartender asked me to hang out tonight. I’m pretty sure he has a girlfriend and I’m not the type of girl to go on a date with a dude already involved. However I don’t know to what premise he invited me out. We are friends, but all the time I was involved with someone else he never suggested drinks. I don’t want to come with the “don’t you have a GF?!”...
How lazy have I become when I get very annoyed that a website I frequent doesnt have a “remember my login information” option, and I have to always enter my email and password. Like, it’s almost enough to make me cancel my membership. This is pretty sad, and I WILL NOT cancel my membership as that would just make me a lazy, pathetic loser.
On sluts:
I think I’d like to be one again. I’m bored
Help me.
I am working on a project. Please email me any little white lie you’ve ever told a loved one. Your name wont be used.
xx
AntiKris
