March 2010
This commercial makes me laugh my ass off →
“If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in,...”
– Sonny
I feel like Jolie
My new job doesnt allow for blogging…..
Please go vote for my friend →
One of my oldest and dearest friends happens to be my hair stylist in CA. Please click the link and simply vote for him. He’s the awesome little tattooed Mexican chap doing hair. Mikel is the best. If you’re in Northern CA (Los Gatos) area, let me know and I will get you a discount. He does hair, tattoos, piercing, and makeup…and he’s such a great person to know. My...
Ok, sorry to brag
But another reason why I love my job….
Should I ever decide to leave NYC, we have offices in the only other places I would consider living which is Northern CA, LA, Miami, and DC. YAY
There are so many awesome things about my new job I am not even going to dwell on the bad.
Awesome
Clothing allowance
A LOT more money
Transportation allowance INCLUDING cabs
Work parties with booze (a lot of it)
Young office environment
Some days I dont start work until noon
Kinda annoying
No paid holidays (time off is unpaid)
The only day the office is closed is Yom Kippur
Not...
The Jesus freak facebook dude is back at it
A little background….
A few weeks ago I was telling my boyfriend about all the weird shit he was sending me and he asked if I had his phone number. I didnt, but judging my this weirdo I was sure he’d have it posted on his facebook. He did in fact have his number posted. What J did next is awesome and also mean. He began texting this creepo from his Google Voice account and...
In addition......
What good is massive weight loss and lots of money if you have no time to enjoy it?!
My new job is going to result in lots of money, massive weight loss, and NO social life.
Things I learned at work today from my Israeli...
Sharmuta (not talking about me)
Benzona
Shmenah
Sorry
I have no time to blog because I now have a job that requires actual work. Not upset about this one bit. I’ll try to update occasionaly with my bowel habits, drunken lunacy, and relationship issues if any. Till then…carry on
xxAntiKris
Some things change and some stay the same...
I start my new job tomorrow! I am super excited to be working for this company.
My start time isnt until 9:30am which is PERFECT
I found 5 dresses and a pair of awesome boots at the thrift shop for $60!
My Mom sent me a lovely bouquet of tulips
I have mad zits
I havent taken a dump in 4 days
I have a nasty cold which makes me sound like like a monotone monster
My cat is shedding so much...
If this doesnt make your heart bleed you are... →
lawful:
(via antikris)
Video makes your heart bleed, comments make your eyes bleed…
OH MY HORRIBLE COMMENTS. People are stupid
If this doesnt make your heart bleed you are... →
