September 2010
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Is that The Hipster Grifter chick going to the NYC social media parties….or is it some other moron with a chest tattoo?
“Look dude. I wear lace panties. I get manicures sometimes. I shave my crotch,...”
– AntiKris
Words of wisdom, you best r’spek
Dearest Tumblrs..
If you look like Matthew Fox, you should email me. I’ve got a bone to pick with you
internerd-deactivated20130412 asked: You're at the Beauty Bar? On Mission??
FYI
My new booze is tequila. Right now I’m drinking a tequila sunrise and it’s delice
“Everybody’s got somethin’”
– The Big C.
Not really a fan of this show yet, but I liked that line.
I am finding it hard to ignore my natural urge of telling everyone to ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP’ lately. I need to live in a world, if only for a week where I can speak freely and not feel bad about hurting people’s feelings. I just need a week free of rules. One little week.
“My vagina should be renamed “tool box”
– AntiKris
I am going to The House Of Brews which is about to become the house of poos. That Pad Thai was a bad idea
Signs......
Today when I told my Dad that I finally ended things with dude I was with my Stepmother SCREAMED from the backround “YAY!”. I really wish my parents would tell me when I am actually with someone that they dont approve. I know it sounds lame, but their opinion matters a lot….they’d save me a headache. They always have loads to say after the fact. And while I appreciate...
Clarity
Have you ever had one of those “fuck you” moments which made everything so clear and crystaly? I had mine last night. I am very happy about this. I feel like my life just got a dose of Extra Strength Visene
Today sucks
I had a 3 year old girl stick her hand up my dress and touch my ass, I bought a pack of cigarettes, I had too much soy milk and now have “issues”, the God’s are about to piss all over NYC and I’ve got to run out in about an hour, and I have a zit in my nose.
sweatshorts asked: You're 31? You have 1365 followers? Are you sure your number keys aren't fucked up and have crossed wires or something?
“I’M GOING TO CONEY ISLAND, BITCH! (said in Snooki way)”
I like the Goldfinger version of 99 REd Balloons a lot better.
Does anyone actually date in this town??
zoelulu:
I have been single for way too long.
Bitch Please. Have you learned nothing from me.
My facebook crazy
I had to delete him last night. He sent me some really creepy emails and it just wasnt funny anymore. He’s already sent me 2 friend requests, but I had to deny them. I will miss him, his insanity, and also his very accidentally awesome ways of describing sex. He’s kinda brilliant. A bit Jeffrey Dahmer, but also a bit brilliant.
My friend gave me a lecture last night saying I was too old to be slutty. I feel like a Natalie Imbuglia song because I dont want to date anyone….yet I like to bone. I am getting tired of myself. I am not that romantic. It’s all business with me and I am getting tired of being used.
Not a good sign....
So I logged into this dating site I used to be on for the first time in a year. One of the memorable emails was from a 23 year old who said “WHOA, that better be a mistake! 31?! WOW, YOU LOOK GOOD.!”
I dont know what to do with shit like this. While it’s a compliment, and I totally remember what it was like to be 23, thinking 31 was OLD, it just pisses me off. Last year I...
Things you may regret in the morning....
Letting a high dude cut your bangs because he didnt like the way they were “shagging about”
“Esta indecision me molesta”
– The Clash
To the people who are sending me welcome back...
Thanks. Nice of you. It’s good to be back, even though I am not really back. I have limited time in the day and limited things of interest to write about….so hold your joy. I dont want to respond to your messages because they show up on my blog and I end up looking like the attention loving, somebody of nobody’s, Julia Allison. Is there a way to respond to this ish without...
“That horse was beaten to death so long ago that’s it’s been made...”
– AntiKris
I’m in an exceptionally bad mood today. I do not know why. From my calculations the blood flood ain’t due for a bit. I think perhaps I need some fun tonight, or possibly a spanking
Christopher and Vickers are so romantic.
I am high and watching District 9 which is probably one of my favorite movies. There is something very hot about Vickers. When is the new one coming out?
livesophia asked: How did creepy Facebook guy find you in the first place? How did it start?
sweatshorts asked: That guy's just joking around, right? ...Right?
Can someone please explain Kimora Lee Simmon’s neck roll to me?
“Dam sucks all bad…1st early last nite ma cell wasnt workin at all so i had...”
– Stupid girl I knew bak in da daye 