November 2011
FIBER GUMMIES ARE NOT CANDY!
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Things I've been having HORRIFIC nightmares about...
Rogue waves
Dinosaurs chasing me
My iPhone breaking
One thing is not like the others….
FECES!
Every time I see that Arm & Hammer cat litter commercial where they talk about covering the odor of feces I laugh hysterically. Possibly because I am high when I see it, or possibly because I am five years old at heart, but still….laughter. FECES IS A FUNNY WORD!
Posting pictures of a puppy doesnt seem right...
“Every generation needs a new revolution”
– Thomas Jefferson
“He should be basking in his dickness”
– My roommate regarding some asshole she dated
“Only in Santa Cruz would you have biker wars over who’s going to control pumpkin...”
– Worst California biker feud in decade erupted at Starbucks - Yahoo! News
Of course this happened in Santa Cruz.
(via nedhepburn)
There’s an evil little part of me who gets a lot of enjoyment by replying with a simple “nope” to dudes on my dating profile who are douchey or send an irritating message.
“The fact is we live in a country where the constitution is flaunted, but when it...”
– Dave Katz
What happened downtown last night
is very reminiscent of a husband running out on his family in the middle of the night. What a cowardly move…….
Fortune Favors The Bold: All I'll say about today. →
ohhleary:
I’ve been outraged before, but after reading the countless stories of what happened downtown overnight, I’ve had to step away from my computer a few times and go for a walk around the floor. The evidence is mounting that the NYPD violated the press’ first amendment rights, and…
Why does E.T. look like a Hispanic 80 year old's...
By far the BEST intro ever on a dude's dating...
“13 years ago I was at a red light and I saw a girl near a bus stop. She was wearing a dress like Dorothy’s from “The Wizard of Oz” and had her shoes in her hands. She was running her feet through the grass and I could see through her dress in a few places where the sun was shining. I could only see her back. I kind of fell for her instantly; a grown woman in a short dress...
