FIBER GUMMIES ARE NOT CANDY!
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Things I've been having HORRIFIC nightmares about...
Rogue waves Dinosaurs chasing me My iPhone breaking One thing is not like the others….
Every time I see that Arm & Hammer cat litter commercial where they talk about covering the odor of feces I laugh hysterically. Possibly because I am high when I see it, or possibly because I am five years old at heart, but still….laughter. FECES IS A FUNNY WORD!
Posting pictures of a puppy doesnt seem right...
Every generation needs a new revolution– Thomas Jefferson
He should be basking in his dickness– My roommate regarding some asshole she dated
Only in Santa Cruz would you have biker wars over who’s going to control pumpkin...– Worst California biker feud in decade erupted at Starbucks - Yahoo! News Of course this happened in Santa Cruz. (via nedhepburn)
There’s an evil little part of me who gets a lot of enjoyment by replying with a simple “nope” to dudes on my dating profile who are douchey or send an irritating message.
The fact is we live in a country where the constitution is flaunted, but when it...– Dave Katz
What happened downtown last night
is very reminiscent of a husband running out on his family in the middle of the night. What a cowardly move…….
Fortune Favors The Bold: All I'll say about today. →
ohhleary: I’ve been outraged before, but after reading the countless stories of what happened downtown overnight, I’ve had to step away from my computer a few times and go for a walk around the floor. The evidence is mounting that the NYPD violated the press’ first amendment rights, and…
Why does E.T. look like a Hispanic 80 year old's...
By far the BEST intro ever on a dude's dating...
“13 years ago I was at a red light and I saw a girl near a bus stop. She was wearing a dress like Dorothy’s from “The Wizard of Oz” and had her shoes in her hands. She was running her feet through the grass and I could see through her dress in a few places where the sun was shining. I could only see her back. I kind of fell for her instantly; a grown woman in a short dress...