I am going to a party on Saturday called "Choice...
That is all. Talk amongst yourselves
My friends are mature
Him: Queef face!
Me: It's called a vagina exhale, thanks
And on a side note.....
does tumblr like EVER work properly these days? I get those asshole rats like every time I post anything now.
I WOULD LET ANTHONY BOURDAIN PUT IT ANYWHERE HE WANTED TO. I WANT ME SOME OF THAT OLD MAN!
And now for my next trick......
I will be smoking a lot of pot and consuming an entire container of hummus and triscuits. My Wednesdays are the shiz
You are funny! You are also quite gorgeous and the Wonder Woman of my dreams.– Some dude on the dating website. That’s it folks, I am now a Gay.
david: How do you get sparkling water out of velour? You dont. It gets covered up by the blood you spill after getting the crap beaten out of you for wearing velour.
127 Hours Which reminds me….I need to buy tampons
You shouldnt be allowed to have any communication devices when you have your...– My Mother
Fighting with the ex about the skanky fucks he banged in the past is fun.
My love life is a big mea culpa of “NO”. I am pretty sure the dude I have been totally into lately is a sleaze ball. My most recent ex is professing his undying love for me. All the other randoms of the past few years have some how surfaced. I just want to crawl into my vagina, sew the bitch up, and call it a year. I cannot deal with this. Hibernation……