Conversations with the roommate
Roommate: (just getting back from Halloween store because she too has a costume party tonight where she has to wear an animal mask)
Roommate: This stupid Panda mask was the best one they had. They had a pig, a chicken, and a monkey. I cant be a monkey because I'm Black!!
Me: I'm blogging that.
skeetonmischa: “Suggestion” by Fugazi
Last night I left my shoes at the bar
Who’s on her way to the SNL set to hang out and then go to the afterparty? This girl right here! W00t!
Whines from born in the 79
I have no problem being in my 30’s. I actually enjoy it. I am still hot, finally know how to apply makeup, can put together a sexy outfit without looking like a cheap whore, can buy my own dinner, and know how to manage myself in the bedroom. My only real complaint is that I cannot go on a 2 week burger and beer binge and come out of it with my ass looking the same. But whatever,...
Why is every man who hits on me bald or fucking balding?! I’m sorry, but I enjoy a full bush. Nearing middle aged dating is for the birds. I’m back onto boy toys. Old man phase OVER!
All week I’ve been checking the weather for the weekend on my stupid iPhone and all week it’s said 80 and sunny for Saturday and 85 and Sunny for Sunday. This has helped me get through this week of dreary, humid bullshit that NYC has been dealing with. Well, I just realized upon checking it again that somehow the mother fucker got switched to Georgia weather and NYC’s forecast...
And you kept slepping with him?!– Ginny (yes, she said slepping…oh alcohol)
Amazing water fountain in Osaka Station, Japan →
Flaming Lips' Six-Hour Song Sounds Like 'Velvet... →
perpetua: I interviewed Wayne Coyne about the band’s latest projects, their relationship with Warner Bros. Records and why they may never make an album ever again.
Peep my talented Stepfather's photography site ... →
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It's the small things in life...
Today when I cleaned just a smidge I found my cute little glass pipe that I’ve had since I was 18. I thought my last roommate had tossed it because she always would wig out that I kept weed in the house. In celebration of my find I’ve now smoked almost all my remaining weed. CELEBRATION FAIL….or win?
Just home from a long day
and there’s a fucking puke pile outside my apartment. I’ve GOT to get out of this neighborhood. I am too old for this shit.
Where the night leads....
So tonight I joined some friends for the annual 9/11 beer crawl in memory of my friend’s walk home from Financial District to Queens 10 years ago. Whilst at Blue Room Bar, the old man bartender gave us all free entry plus one drink passes to Sapphire (strip club). Free entry to a strip club is not something you cant pass up. I mean, shit costs $30 to get in, and the bitch was only a block...
Last night dude tried to kiss me AND FARTED
Remember how happy and hopeful we all were? →
My how times have changed
SERIOUSLY RAIN, FUCK OFF.
Do his pubes have sidecurls?– Crotchrocket on Jew dude I see.
dcpierson: Once we rehabilitate the environment, withdraw from foreign conflicts, and restore the economy, my generation’s biggest challenge will be being attracted to someone who is nice to us.