Fire And Rain
Al Jarreau
Tonight’s romancing myself song…
Al Jarreau::Fire and Rain
February 2012
It's the small gestures sometimes....
I just received the cutest email from my ex boyfriend’s Mom to wish me Happy Birthday. This was my HIGH SCHOOL boyfriend. I adored his parents, and have kept in touch with him and them through the years. I can honestly say that I’ve taken with me something positive from every relationship I’ve had in my life. I like that about me.
January 2012
“I see you slowly putting on weight”
—My roommate talking to Kelly Osbourne on Fashion Police
And also.....
Who is this fool and why are women supposed to want to fuck him. I done some pretty low things in my life, but I cant say I’d stoop so low as to get naked for this idiot. THE SHOW NEEDS ME
The Bachelor
Why do all these bitches cry? Dont they like, HARDLY KNOW THIS FOOL? I do need to go on this show cause I’ve been rejected by much hotter men and all I did was just drink my way into some other younger, hotter dudes pants.
......And my roommate just signed me up to be one of the hobags on The Bachelor
Because apparently she thinks I would be “a riot”
I love having a black roommate
She teaches me so much. Tonight’s gem is Necole Bitchie
Now she's passed out like Jesus Christ on the cross
But taking a picture of her and posting it on here would be wrong. I’m a good friend
Now she is snoring louder than anyone I've ever heard
