March 2012
My favorite cardio song that gets me going
Sleigh...
February 2012
Things that you find when you google "How do birds... →
Remember, I am watching Rio.
My roommates reaction after watching the video “of course, he just hops off when he’s done all like, see ya later”
You tell em, Jay →
That shit cray
On Fitness::
So now that I am all into fitness and shit it’s time for some better running shoes. I have a weird stride when I run and am trying to find the best shoes for me. Here in NYC we have a handful of stores that actually record your stride to select the best shoes, however those stores are always a nightmare and my impatient little ass CANNOT deal with crowds. I throw hissy fits and end up...
“Man, there’s going to be a lot of Blacklash from that”
– My roommate talking about how she acted a fool at a party last night.
On my bringing my roommate to the dark side....of...
Roommate: Do you have that bong thing?
Me: It's called a pipe
Roommate: Oh, ok. Can I have the pipe bong?
Me: Giggles
SIDE NOTE::
Roommate is watching the funeral…this is not something I chose to do
WHITNEY HOUSTON'S FUNERAL IS BORING
“I like my men naked or in basketball shorts”
– My roommate
I need to go to bed::
One problem with working out later in the evening is it gives me a ton of energy. Now my dilemma is do I smoke weed or take the nyquil? OR MAYBE BOTH.
On Gym Drama::
So I paid for a few personal trainer sessions to help me find the right workouts for what I want to achieve. Let me preface this by saying I have an INSANELY hectic work and social schedule. This week for instance, tonight is the only night I have free and that is only because my friend’s birthday dinner was postponed. Fitting in time for the gym 5 times a week is tough, but I am making...
Valentine's Day 2012::
So much has changed for me on this day. I started my day happy as a clam and now I am in tears. I dont know if they’re happy or sad tears. I dont know what to make of this, but all I know is everything has changed. In every way.
I need to switch up my routine::
Every morning I order a large coffee with half and half and 2 splenda, a cranberry juice, and a banana from my bodega. Today I decided to skip the cranberry juice. Delivery came and I still got the cranberry juice. I feel my bodega clerk knows more about me than most of my friends do. He knows what I like to eat when I PMS. He knows that I no longer order 40 oz Coor’s Lights and asked...
Today::
I made JC buy me a jumbo box of tampons. At least he’s giving me something I can put in my vag.