April 2012
Everything has a reason
- M: What are you up to tonight?
- Me: Getting stoned and watching surf movies cause I am in a foul mood
- M: You're obsessed! I love it! Cant wait to get out there with you
- M: See K, this is why you have small boobs, you're meant to surf.
- Me: I'm on my period so they're up to an A cup right now.
- M: How's it feel wearing a training bra?
- Me: If that didnt just make me laugh out loud I would be mad at that comment. Jerk
24 Hours
In the past 24 hours I’ve found out I have to push my vacation back, got my period so I cant go surfing tomorrow like I was hoping to, found out my friend was assaulted and have been upset about that all day, and had to say goodbye to something I really enjoyed. I have had a bad day. Tomorrow I think I am going to go get a massage. I fucking deserve it.
March 2012
On White Wash::
Even if you’re not into surfing, this is a really interesting documentary. Check it out on Netflix
Attn New Yorkers::
Please join me in boycotting Nowhere Bar in the East Village. My friend was sexually assaulted last night by an employee there. Charges are being filed, but the bar is backing this employee’s behavior.
Dude’s statement to police “she fell on my hand”
DISGUSTING
I am dressed like that because I am going to a Lesbian party.
OMG
Patrick Swayze is actually in this piece of crap movie. Awe RIP
So What?
So I skipped the gym to stay in, drink a bottle of red, eat my weight in polenta, and watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights. What of it?
On Mad Men
How much longer do we have to look at this bitch’s teeth?
After watching My Week With Marilyn
Michelle Williams is AMAZING.
i didn't know that you're from the bay... what part?
San Jose…..dont judge
On Romance::
- Me: Walks into JC's bathroom and grabs Pepto to chug
- JC: What's wrong?
- Me: I dont feel well. My stomach hurts.
- JC: Are you going to shit all over my apartment, Kris?
