Am I the only one who is disturbed by the high level of twins being born in this world? I mean, in CA everyone starts having their babies at 16 so it’s singular babies, but here in NYC most of my friends start having their babies around 38, with the help of fertility drugs and there is a scary amount of twins being born. Personally, I think twins are kind of creepy. I remember when I was...
What he keeps saying....
What he meant: “That sex last night hurt my back” What he said:: “My back hurts. That sex was devastating”
Anyone want to surf Saturday? (or learn)
I am planning a trip out to Rockaway early Saturday if the weather is nice. So far looks like a nice, clean and small swell for the weekend….perfect for newbies. Email me if you’re interested in coming. firstname.lastname@example.org
And speaking of tampons....
What is this “Sport” nonsense? Are these tampons like the Air Jordon’s of tampons? I dont see a difference. Does this mean I can run a marathon without blood running a marathon down my leg? I dont think so. So what’s the difference? Does anyone know? They cost the same, they look the same, the feel the same, but one has an active bitch on the packaging. I think I am...
The birthday reminders remind me that I dont actually know 30% of the people I am “friends” with. Is it terrible that I then delete those people I dont actually know on their birthday?
Look at this message I got on the dating site....
Hi ya. So I realized my profile didn’t give you too much of glimpse into who I was. I thought I’d share a bit more… I am well educated, traveled and cultured. I derive inspiration from being with good, smart and creative people, regardless of what they do. I am curious and open to learning by nature. I am also very patient. I enjoy having fun and exploring. I am lifted by the...
RANDOM RANT OF THE DAY
I really despise when someone in their mid-thirties uses “wit” rather than typing out “with”. I mean, you’re in your thirties, you have 4 kids, shouldnt the effort of typing that extra “H” be manageable? You have kids looking to you for guidance and you cant even manage that extra letter? HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GROW UP TO BE UPSTANDING CITIZENS WHEN...
Lost a bunch of followers over that “mouth opened pic” post. Yeah, you know you’re boring, bitch….you dont need to have me tell you. Now go pose with some over-sized sunglasses and call it a day.
Can we just go ahead and call it quitsies on girls at the step and walk with their open-mouthed surprised pictures? We all know you’re not surprised and you’re like so fucking lame. At least be funny like me who pretends to have a dick in my mouth during photo ops. God, do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?!
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They make wine for Jews, now they want to make wine for the normal people– Roger Sterling
Negative BS is negative
The amount of negativity I have witnessed in the past week over Obama’s declaration of being in support of Gay marriage is making me sad. I can appreciate people’s different point of views (not that I understand them all the time), but I just cannot understand why so many people, people I actually know, cant just let those of us whom are happy about this, be happy. I dont believe...
Obamacade! Pardon the shaky hands. I was super excited!
Dear Barack Obama, Today on my way home from work I had the privilege of being delayed by your traveling through the city. As your motorcade passed W 23rd St & 6th Ave, my hands were literally shaking from excitement as I took video to post to my various Social Networking sites to share my happy moment. I saw you waving through the tinted glass and it made my day. I wanted to reach out...
This is truly pathetic.
I want to watch Netflix but I am too stoned and lazy to get off the sofa to switch over the input setting on my TV to HDMI. Yeah, I still havent replaced the batteries in the TV remote that I stole months ago for my vibrator. Life. Is. Hard. Man
What he’s really saying: I need to brush my teeth What I hear: I need to brush my tits Accents are fun
Why the hell am I going to go out with you when your user name is...– My roommate shouting at her OKcupid messages
I woke at 5am for no reason
and rather than laying in bed thrashing around, and then inevitably over-sleeping, I decided to get up. Now I have been scurrying around my apartment trying to not wake my roommate. I’d go to the gym but it is POURING outside and the ominous thunder is scaring me. So, early morning blogging it is…. I am so incredibly bored in my life right now it’s maddening. My days consist...
I am home sick today and I may or may not be watching Boogie Nights just so I can see that last scene where Mark Wahlberg shows his junk.
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?