The AntiKris

Photobucket Misanthrope. Sweetie Pie. I complain a lot, because there's a lot to complain about. I laugh a lot. I am just your run of the mill NYC asshole with lots of sass and a nice ass. This tumblr thingy is an attempt to let society into my mental ghetto and to share my daily irritations, inspirations, and investigations....
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CLINT EASTWOOD IN GRAND TORINO=OH MY AWESOME

Tomorrow I take the boy home to meet the family.  I hope his liver and pride make it through the next 4 days.

Did I have a dirty dream about Pauly D?  Yup, I sure did

Did I have a dirty dream about Pauly D?  Yup, I sure did

My boyfriend gave me my presents early! He didn’t like how I walked in the snow so he got me some snow boots

My boyfriend gave me my presents early! He didn’t like how I walked in the snow so he got me some snow boots

joshmohrer:

Solstice is upon us

joshmohrer:

Solstice is upon us

FFFUUUUU

So I offered to purchase the Honey Baked Ham as part of a gift for my family this Christmas.  I thought, “ok, like $50 tops”.  That shit is over $100 bucks!!!  So now in addition to the pricey hunk of pig, I’ve got to get them something else too.  WTF

Mo has never seen Mannequin or Pretty in Pink

nudawn:

antikris:

I just had a serious WTF moment

WAHHHTT????!!!!???

I fucking know! We have to have a wine and weepy movie night after Christmas

Mo has never seen Mannequin or Pretty in Pink

I just had a serious WTF moment

My favorite movie scene EVER