I think it is a mixture of douchebag parents, being a loser your whole life, then using alcohol as a “coming out of your shell” tool in college, having issues with your manhood, deciding to work in Finance, not letting go of your youth, wanting desperately to belong but finding the only group that will take you is the DB crew who will accept anyone with a tan, an expensive car, designer T shirts, girlfriends with too thin eyebrows and bad skin, and just all around homophobes.
walpaper:
to figure out how people become the enormous douchebags they do.
I think it has something to do with being a huge loser your whole life, saying you hate the popular kids, but secretly striving to be popular.
I’m onto something here.
The mixture of shit I ate today is creating some cruel and unusual goulash in my belly. Thank God I am sleeping alone tonight.
“ So what you’re saying is that I could be getting free drinks…
Henry James
Nah man. Now that I have a boyfriend none of those internet types speak to me anymore! I guess they stop buying you drinks when they realize they’re just making me a “sure thing” for some other dude. Damn, now I know why my drinking bill has doubled. Oh well, small price to pay for steady, good dick.
henryeatspeople:
antikris:
Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or something?
henryeatspeople:
Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.
Fuck if I know? I thought you were friends with the people who make the rules? I always just imagined that if I got to a certain point then the earth would crack open and baby Jesus would start stroking cocks… but then again, I could be wrong.
Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or something?
henryeatspeople:
Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.
