The AntiKris

Photobucket Misanthrope. Sweetie Pie. I complain a lot, because there's a lot to complain about. I laugh a lot. I am just your run of the mill NYC asshole with lots of sass and a nice ass. This tumblr thingy is an attempt to let society into my mental ghetto and to share my daily irritations, inspirations, and investigations....
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December 14

Lesson in looking pretty

Do not pop all period zits at once as your face ends up looking like a scene out of American Psycho.  I wont be going anywhere tonight.

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mikehudack:jenbee: “It’s incredible— I’m 60, and I’m playing the romantic lead in romantic comedies! Bette Davis is rolling over in her grave.” — Meryl Streep (via Overheard « The Errant Æsthete) Love her

mikehudack:jenbee:

“It’s incredible— I’m 60, and I’m playing the romantic lead in romantic comedies! Bette Davis is rolling over in her grave.” — Meryl Streep

(via Overheard « The Errant Æsthete)

Love her

December 12
6h057: Snooki on a snooker table. You’er welcome.

6h057:

Snooki on a snooker table.

You’er welcome.

December 8
jgh:lenorebeadsman:sarahmc: Get a load of this. My jaw dropped. My mouth opened involuntarily, I had to shut it. This is a real thing that happened in the supermarket aisle today. I thought the guy next to me who was staring was creepy then realized I would probably stare too if I saw a person have a visceral reaction to a magazine cover. “Your Hoo-Ha Handbook” is what really ups the class. Also, a sexy vagina? I thought vaginas were just sexy since they’re partially for… sex.

jgh:lenorebeadsman:sarahmc:

Get a load of this.

My jaw dropped. My mouth opened involuntarily, I had to shut it. This is a real thing that happened in the supermarket aisle today. I thought the guy next to me who was staring was creepy then realized I would probably stare too if I saw a person have a visceral reaction to a magazine cover.

“Your Hoo-Ha Handbook” is what really ups the class. Also, a sexy vagina? I thought vaginas were just sexy since they’re partially for… sex.

December 7
urbane: Delancey St humor late on a Monday night trek home. In San Jose I used to live on Wessex St and they made the sign “Wetsex St”

urbane:

Delancey St humor late on a Monday night trek home.

In San Jose I used to live on Wessex St and they made the sign “Wetsex St”

December 4

Jersey Shore

feistyred:

antikris:

So last night I was forced to watch The Jersey Shore with my BF’s roommate who has a penchant for cheesy reality shows.  I must say, I could NOT turn away.  It was so bad it was good.  That chick Snooki…..OH MY GAH

I think we all need to come up with our own Jersey Shore nicknames.  I gotta think of something good.

We already did.  Dana is D Pound, I am K Pump, and Juan has just been shortened to “Juice”

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Jersey Shore

So last night I was forced to watch The Jersey Shore with my BF’s roommate who has a penchant for cheesy reality shows.  I must say, I could NOT turn away.  It was so bad it was good.  That chick Snooki…..OH MY GAH

December 2
peterfeld: GPOYW, look out for cheetahs edition. (This is last year, btw.) miltnr: You guys are teetering on the edge of unfollow and unfriend on the net and in IRL with this Cheetah shit.  Watch out for the New York, 30 something woman’s rebuttal.  DIE

peterfeld:

GPOYW, look out for cheetahs edition. (This is last year, btw.)

miltnr:

You guys are teetering on the edge of unfollow and unfriend on the net and in IRL with this Cheetah shit.  Watch out for the New York, 30 something woman’s rebuttal.  DIE

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I've had too much wine

But stay tuned for the thoughts on that craptastic “cheetah” piece.

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Mo picked out the wine.

Mo picked out the wine.