The AntiKris
Misanthrope. Sweetie Pie. I complain a lot, because there's a lot to complain about. I laugh a lot. I am just your run of the mill NYC asshole with lots of sass and a nice ass. This tumblr thingy is an attempt to let society into my mental ghetto and to share my daily irritations, inspirations, and investigations....
contact me at:
theantikrisnyc at gmail
theantikris.com
P.S., This is Mylover.
GPOYW
Mao is winking at me. I guess that means I am ready to go!
You know what?
Screw you Gmail. You used to be reliable. Now you go down all the time. Not in the good “going down” way either. You’re never there when I need you, you fuck off when I am in the middle of conversations, I am over you………
This ain’t gramercy, this is bitey cat!
Gramercy doesn’t care for the Dirty Projectors, thanks.
Dear BV….it’s rather narcissistic of you to assume people would actually PAY to read what you have to say!!!!
xx
-AK
I have figured out another genius personal blog-to-book idea. It’s called, “BrianVan’s List of Criticisms and Snide Remarks”. Self-explanatory.
It will be surely bigger than a pamphlet.
I'm out with my lover.
I am 30 and he’s 35…..I’d hardly call it “young love”
And her boyfriend is kissing her all proud like because she was able to take a shit at his apartment. Oh young love.
“ This illuminates precisely why the Southern saying, “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar” does not apply in the Northeast. Not that I’m calling my Mo a shit-eating insect.
V
First serious LOL of the day. Shit eating insect. Awesome
