The AntiKris

Misanthrope. Sweetie Pie. This tumblr thingy is an attempt to let society into my mental ghetto and to share my daily irritations, inspirations, and investigations....
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August 18

Drink Snobbery 101: No Long Island Iced Teas

yeah, whatever dickbag. Call my pallet uncool if you must, but these drinks were delicious and refreshing, and obliterating on a hot as fuck day. Blow me. I’m having another

johncarney:

antikris:

Um. Why do i not always drink long island ice teas? One and a half drinks and rocked!

Sorry. This isn’t allowed. No amount of pretty makes up for drinking a terrible drink. Cocktails are like drugs: there are acceptable drugs and unacceptable drugs. You can’t do or drink the unacceptable ones, regardless of their utility.