Even though I have to go to bed fairly early tonight because I am going to the beach at the crack of dawn tomorrow, I have to stay awake to watch Sofia Vergara on SNL tonight. I have a huge lesbo crush on her. Today I had to go to Kmart to buy a backpack for the beach tomorrow and she has a line of clothing being sold there. I was stuck on stupid staring at her poster for a good minute or so. She’s 39. She’s the hottest.
