I now know the best way to get your Tumblarity back up after not Tumbling for a week.
Nah man. Now that I have a boyfriend none of those internet types speak to me anymore! I guess they stop buying you drinks when they realize they’re just making me a “sure thing” for some other dude. Damn, now I know why my drinking bill has doubled. Oh well, small price to pay for steady, good dick.
Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or something?
Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.
Fuck if I know? I thought you were friends with the people who make the rules? I always just imagined that if I got to a certain point then the earth would crack open and baby Jesus would start stroking cocks… but then again, I could be wrong.
