I would love...
I think it is a mixture of douchebag parents, being a loser your whole life, then using alcohol as a “coming out of your shell” tool in college, having issues with your manhood, deciding to work in Finance, not letting go of your youth, wanting desperately to belong but finding the only group that will take you is the DB crew who will accept anyone with a tan, an expensive car, designer T shirts, girlfriends with too thin eyebrows and bad skin, and just all around homophobes.
to figure out how people become the enormous douchebags they do.
I think it has something to do with being a huge loser your whole life, saying you hate the popular kids, but secretly striving to be popular.
I’m onto something here.

