Look at this message I got on the dating site….
Hi ya.
So I realized my profile didn’t give you too much of glimpse into who I was. I thought I’d share a bit more…
I am well educated, traveled and cultured. I derive inspiration from being with good, smart and creative people, regardless of what they do. I am curious and open to learning by nature. I am also very patient. I enjoy having fun and exploring. I am lifted by the beauty of nature and art and by the elegance and wisdom of science. I was a musician and had amazing experiences performing on the world’s stages. I am also athletic and have competed at the highest levels of human endurance. I am an entrepreneur. Successful. I am driven not only by money, but by creating solutions that make sense.
I am friendly, kind, compassionate and fair. Though, I am strong, principled and determined. I am also gentle and giving, not judgmental. I have experience. I am old fashioned, polite and communicative. I am a romantic and optimistic. Reverential and irreverent too.
I am a loyal and trusting friend who cherishes and works at my relationships, which are life long. I am not conventional. I walk to a unique path as I think everyone should. So, it would be nice to know your name…
Am I a total cunt for wanting to barf after I read this template nonsense?
