Never Getting Laid Again::
I just received this message
Hi,
I think you’re the most beautifully girl I laid my eyes on and I just cannot imagine why would someone like you be single… you remind me of .. blah blah blah blah blah!
The love monkey never hunkers down… pardon the testosterone (or not), I have been waiting for this moment… all you need is some love, and baby I am so full of “it”… I fell into a cauldron of the love potion when I was young and I’ve been waiting all my life to share it with.
Best wishes from Mars,
