It’s one thing to talk about it, but…………..
Hot chicks that talk candidly about their bowel movements or farting are an interesting breed. They think they can say whatever they want because they assume there’s so many guys wanting to get with them that it acts as a verbal sieve to weed out anyone that would potentially challenge their lack of humility. What it does instead is make you look like a crazy scat obsessed freak whose lack of descretion on the subject unenviably puts you on the casting radar for ‘2Girls1Cup Part Two: The Colonic Syphoner’.I talk about whatever the hell I want because it feels good. I dont assume there are loads of dudes wanting to get at me. On the contrary, my love life until recently has been about as fruitful as the Sudan (quite possibly because I speak so candidly of poo and farts). I am one scary broad, in many ways, but I am a scary broad who says whatever the hell she wants without giving a shit about what people think of her, and that is very freeing. xx AntiKris
