Here are three things I have seen in the past three minutes inside the house I am housesitting:
Dear Keepinganotebook,
FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! I would NOT be cool with that.
I will not sleep well tonight.
- A spider the size of my palm.
- A slug.
- An earwig. I think this fell from my hair onto the kitchen counter, but that is too horrible to contemplate so let’s say it fell from the ceiling.

