Dear 3angryvaginalstooges
I am sorry that my blog has been boring as fuck lately. Honestly, I’ve been having a shitty week which coincidentally, has a lot to do with NOT being able to shit. I was fighting with dude I am dating for a week, and have PMS. All of these things within themselves would generally cause for good story telling, however the plethora of pricks, constipation, on top of not having someone on top of me for a week proved to drive any kind of humor deep up into my intestines to hide along with my poo.
Things for you are looking up, my friend. Saturday I went to the SNL after party and got so drunk I wasnt able to master a 10 block walk home. I woke up with blisters and sticks in my hair. Neither me, nor my lover remember how our clothes got on the floor, and I took a crap at a guys house on Sunday for the first time in about 8-10 years. The flood gates are open and the vagina’s due to drip any day now…so stay tuned.
(let me clarify…the blisters are on my feet.)
