The REAL non society
Dating advice: Carry deodorant and wet ones in your purse at all times. Those Oral B Brushups are also a good idea. There’s no such thing as drinking too much. Always follow your heart, and also that other place that throbs.
Fashion Advice: Hide your muffin top. Dont flaunt labels. Always wear clean underwear.
Tech Advice: Buy a Mac. Log out of your accounts so your significant other cant spy. Dont look at kiddie porn.
Diet Advice: Dont eat like a pig, but eat. Avoid carbs late at night. Drink liquor, not beer. Try to get some exercise.
How to get over a guy: Start fucking someone else who has a larger cock or a faster tongue
