im not sure if i find this hilarious or completely repulsive. im thoroughly confused, and a little turned on? oh god.
and by the way, who the fuck talks this much? i mean i get a little dirty talk during foreplay, but this bitch sounds like she’s getting pounded…. i’m monosyllabic at best during moments like that.
This is fucked up. HOWEVER, I have noticed through the years of lovers that the same face one makes while hammering a nail is the same face one makes while hammering me. My studies show that the concentration face carries over in all aspects of life…xx AntiKris

