Ah today, ye ol St Patrick’s Day. The day where alcoholics rejoice because for one day a year it is completely acceptable for them to be wasted during the daytime. We all know what a lush I am, but this day is so annoying to me and I dont give a fuck who I am pissing off right now.
Waking up to puke piles covering the streets, drunken douchey white people congregating outside of Tonic with green, popped collared izod shirts, and keeping me awake till 5am is right fucking awful. It’s a Tuesday people…get a fucking grip. You dont need to get dressed up like a booger to get wasted.
Pish fucking Posh