Misanthrope. Sweetie Pie. I complain a lot, because there’s a lot to complain about. I laugh a lot. I am just your run of the mill NYC asshole with lots of sass and a nice ass. This tumblr thingy is an attempt to let society into my mental ghetto and to share my daily irritations, inspirations, and investigations…. contact me at: theantikrisnyc at gmail theantikris.com P.S., This is Mylover. _uacct = "UA-4778793-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @antikris)http://antikris.tumblr.com/<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrdvnoK3J1qznvdfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Apparently the New York Times doesn’t feel they need to address our President as “President Obama”. Maybe I’ll just start referring to him as ‘that dude in washington’</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/236305474http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/236305474Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:47:43 -0500<a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2009/11/06/pedobear/">A Beginner's Guide to Pedobear, the Internet's Favorite Pervert</a>: <p><a href="http://nudawn.tumblr.com/post/236205104/a-beginners-guide-to-pedobear-the-internets-favorite" target="_blank">nudawn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://carlovely.tumblr.com/post/236188024/a-beginners-guide-to-pedobear-the-internets-favorite" target="_blank">carlovely</a>:<a href="http://urlesque.tumblr.com/post/236182987/a-beginners-guide-to-pedobear-the-internets-favorite" target="_blank">urlesque</a>: Oh yeah, we went there.</p> <p>YES.  THIS.</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/236213859http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/236213859Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:48:14 -0500Krisanne: when did you grow a blood pumping vessel?! <br /> me: Shhh, don't tell anyone - it'll ruin my rep. <br /> Krisanne: It'd ruin your rep if I told people you didnt fuck on the first date.<br /> me: But then you'd just be lyinghttp://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235233255http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235233255Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:24:43 -0500<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33721697/ns/technology_and_science-science/">Did we have sex with Neanderthals? Aren't we still?</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://baxterp2.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">baxterp2</a>)</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235226826http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235226826Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:15:15 -0500<p><a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235191632/why" target="_blank">themattsmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://folkinz.tumblr.com/post/235185360/why" target="_blank">folkinz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul> <li>do fools fall in love</li> <li>don’t we do it in the road</li> <li>yawannabringmedown</li> <li>can’t i</li> <li>her</li> <li>not</li> <li>you wanna treat me so bad</li> </ul> </blockquote> <ul> <li>can’t i be you?</li> <li>can’t we be friends?</li> <li>hip hop sucks in ‘96</li> <li>does the sun shine?</li> <li>r u</li> <li>i’m so unhappy</li> <li>do i keep counting?</li> </ul> <p>Why do birds suddenly appear</p> <p>That’s all I’ve got</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235198600http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235198600Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:34:11 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp34msPl91qzfxxeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nerds ;-)</p> <p><a href="http://paintthetownred.tumblr.com/post/235092626/its-verizon-droid-day-here-in-new-york-city" target="_blank">paintthetownred</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://mhudack.com/post/235084893/xxxjustinralconxxx-the-boys-gather-around-mike" target="_blank">mikehudack</a> & <a href="http://xxxjustinralconxxx.tumblr.com/post/235045036" target="_blank">xxxjustinralconxxx</a>)</p> <p>While some celebrate the Yankees’ victory today, others are celebrating their liberation from <b>AT&T</b>.  In this photo, <b>blip.tv </b>employees gather round to view their co-founder’s, <b>Mike Hudack</b>’s, new phone.</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235094455http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/235094455Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:06:08 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoyn9NtH91qznvdfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I you google “Yankee Parade 2009” you get this…..</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/234976488http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/234976488Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:23:33 -0500<p>Thank you to Jolie and Matt who got me drunk enough to fall asleep without thinking.  Goal reached!</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/234939176http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/234939176Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:25:58 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslpfjzUPh1qznvdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW.  Last week’s Diesel party version</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/233144234http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/233144234Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:11:43 -0500<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwa3ofuIWDc">Pretty Much New York</a>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232946671http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232946671Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:34:40 -0500<p>I think it is a mixture of douchebag parents, being a loser your whole life, then using alcohol as a “coming out of your shell” tool in college, having issues with your manhood, deciding to work in Finance, not letting go of your youth, wanting desperately to belong but finding the only group that will take you is the DB crew who will accept anyone with a tan, an expensive car, designer T shirts, girlfriends with too thin eyebrows and bad skin, and just all around homophobes.</p> <p><a href="http://walpaper.tumblr.com/post/232511312/i-would-love" target="_blank">walpaper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>to figure out how people become the enormous douchebags they do.</p> <p>I think it has something to do with being a huge loser your whole life, saying you hate the popular kids, but secretly striving to be popular.</p> <p>I’m onto something here.</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232518805http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232518805Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:04:11 -0500<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqC2URQstz4&feature=player_embedded">Forklift FAIL</a>: <p><a href="http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Must-See-Forklift-accident-brings-down-the/uX2aVZA3vEuNitvrgXxiVw.cspx" target="_blank">Update!</a>:  This was a liquor warehouse</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232493313http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232493313Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:35:00 -0500<a href="http://www.redlasso.com/player.htm?id=5ea217d5-c92f-4e9a-974b-7fc23f95f756">Dumbass turns herself in for driving drunk</a>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232487286http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232487286Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:28:42 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskdqp7sLR1qznvdfo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Love her</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232463449http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232463449Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:01:36 -0500<p>First LOL of the day!</p> <p><a href="http://walpaper.tumblr.com/post/232441154/antikris-the-mixture-of-shit-i-ate-today-is" target="_blank">walpaper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232440142/the-mixture-of-shit-i-ate-today-is-creating-some" target="_blank">antikris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The mixture of shit I ate today is creating some cruel and unusual goulash in my belly.  Thank God I am sleeping alone tonight.</p> </blockquote> <p>Lack of steady, good dick FTW!</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232442699http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232442699Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:39:17 -0500<p>The mixture of shit I ate today is creating some cruel and unusual goulash in my belly.  Thank God I am sleeping alone tonight.</p>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232440142http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232440142Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:36:13 -0500“So what you’re saying is that I could be getting free drinks…”<br/><br/> - <em>Henry James</em>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232433220http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232433220Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:28:13 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskbmxxN6h1qzoa6jo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2 of which belong to my parent’s!!!</p> <p><a href="http://baxterp2.tumblr.com/post/232422897/i-am-mayor-of-8-places-6-of-which-are-made-up" target="_blank">baxterp2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I am mayor of 8 places… 6 of which are made-up.</p> <p>That sounds about right.</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232424437http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232424437Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:17:54 -0500<p>Nah man.  Now that I have a boyfriend none of those internet types speak to me anymore!  I guess they stop buying you drinks when they realize they’re just making me a “sure thing” for some other dude.  Damn, now I know why my drinking bill has doubled.  Oh well, small price to pay for steady, good dick.</p> <p><a href="http://henryeatspeople.com/post/232405220" target="_blank">henryeatspeople</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232401994/i-now-know-the-best-way-to-get-your-tumblarity-back-up" target="_blank">antikris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or something?</p> <p><a href="http://henryeatspeople.com/post/232394408" target="_blank">henryeatspeople</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Fuck if I know? I thought you were friends with the people who make the rules? I always just imagined that if I got to a certain point then the earth would crack open and baby Jesus would start stroking cocks… but then again, I could be wrong.</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232418303http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232418303Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:10:56 -0500<p>Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or something?</p> <p><a href="http://henryeatspeople.com/post/232394408" target="_blank">henryeatspeople</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.</p> </blockquote>http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232401994http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/232401994Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:53:11 -0500